thiiird person
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he/them. songwriter and dad. sometime dad and songwriter. requesting assistance to feed my family at tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam.
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Last year I had a mental health crisis. Since then, I've been looking for a job and I haven't found one yet.
My family still needs to eat. Bills still need to be paid.
I'm asking for support if you have funds to spare. consider sharing this post.
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My family still needs to eat. Bills still need to be paid.
I'm asking for support if you have funds to spare. consider sharing this post.
paypal/venmo/cashapp/kofi are all 'thiiirdperson'.
KOTOR, SF Rush 2049, Skies of Arcadia
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
KOTOR, SF Rush 2049, Skies of Arcadia
everybody's asking if poker is right wing or left wing, but the truth is poker is centrist. you sit there and you can't make a decision until you have a look at everyone around the table first
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
everybody's asking if poker is right wing or left wing, but the truth is poker is centrist. you sit there and you can't make a decision until you have a look at everyone around the table first
Santa can only make it to all those houses in one night because he is blackout drunk.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Santa can only make it to all those houses in one night because he is blackout drunk.
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"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
who gives one shit
Google’s cofounders have risen through the ranks of the world’s wealthiest in recent weeks.
Sergey Brin Now No. 3 Richest—Google Co-Founders Pass Oracle’s Larry Ellison Amid Alphabet Surge
Google’s cofounders have risen through the ranks of the world’s wealthiest in recent weeks.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
who gives one shit
very weird ebay mixup – trying to get a pokemon plush for my kid for the holidays, ended up opening some nativity-themed stationery instead. the tracking number on the stationery matched my plushy order. this has never happened to me before. the stationery is very cute!
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
very weird ebay mixup – trying to get a pokemon plush for my kid for the holidays, ended up opening some nativity-themed stationery instead. the tracking number on the stationery matched my plushy order. this has never happened to me before. the stationery is very cute!
if i told you there was no way to shorten "mapping apparatus" you'd laugh in my fucking face. it's right there
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
if i told you there was no way to shorten "mapping apparatus" you'd laugh in my fucking face. it's right there
Vaping was invented for people who want a third of the hit of smoking a cigarette while being in the unisex bathroom at work
You know how science invented vaping, for people who want the hit of smoking a cigarette while looking like an absolute dweeb? When will science invent a cigarette for people who don't want to smoke but do want to kid themselves that they are Paul Heinreid in 'Now Voyager'?
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Vaping was invented for people who want a third of the hit of smoking a cigarette while being in the unisex bathroom at work
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Last year I had a mental health crisis. Since then, I've been looking for a job and I haven't found one yet.
My family still needs to eat. Bills still need to be paid.
I'm asking for support if you have funds to spare. consider sharing this post.
paypal/venmo/cashapp/kofi are all 'thiiirdperson'.
My family still needs to eat. Bills still need to be paid.
I'm asking for support if you have funds to spare. consider sharing this post.
paypal/venmo/cashapp/kofi are all 'thiiirdperson'.
Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person
Hello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family
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November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Last year I had a mental health crisis. Since then, I've been looking for a job and I haven't found one yet.
My family still needs to eat. Bills still need to be paid.
I'm asking for support if you have funds to spare. consider sharing this post.
paypal/venmo/cashapp/kofi are all 'thiiirdperson'.
My family still needs to eat. Bills still need to be paid.
I'm asking for support if you have funds to spare. consider sharing this post.
paypal/venmo/cashapp/kofi are all 'thiiirdperson'.
Matthew Stafford looks a little like Elon Musk
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Matthew Stafford looks a little like Elon Musk
Lamar Jackson doesn't look *quick* anymore. Might be the injuries or his desire to be mainly a pocket passer. But he used to change directions like a pinball and he doesn't do that now.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Lamar Jackson doesn't look *quick* anymore. Might be the injuries or his desire to be mainly a pocket passer. But he used to change directions like a pinball and he doesn't do that now.
my fingernails are getting so long they're starting to remind me of the bottom half of Marjorie Taylor Greene's face
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
my fingernails are getting so long they're starting to remind me of the bottom half of Marjorie Taylor Greene's face
craving nicotine is super bogus because you know that all it's gonna do is that first little vvvvvt-psssssshhh in your brain and then everything after that is just craving management. and yet the craving persists. as a drug, nicotine does not have the juice, but as an addiction it's top 5
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
craving nicotine is super bogus because you know that all it's gonna do is that first little vvvvvt-psssssshhh in your brain and then everything after that is just craving management. and yet the craving persists. as a drug, nicotine does not have the juice, but as an addiction it's top 5
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Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
lord grant me the unpredictability of a clearly white person raising a Black hand on Zoom
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
lord grant me the unpredictability of a clearly white person raising a Black hand on Zoom
i'm sick of basketball courts being painted in bold bright colors. like dribbling on a billboard. i'd like it to stop
Sengun turning defense into offense with the clever pass to Reed Sheppard 👀
www.nba.com/how-to-watch...
www.nba.com/how-to-watch...
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i'm sick of basketball courts being painted in bold bright colors. like dribbling on a billboard. i'd like it to stop
one type of politics you can have that isn't annoying at all is to sit there and go "nope, that's not it either" any time anything happens
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
one type of politics you can have that isn't annoying at all is to sit there and go "nope, that's not it either" any time anything happens
broken like a horse, not like a clock
So Trump's whole "punishable by death" comment is really just gonna wash away in the span of a 24 hour news cycle, huh?
We really are broken as a society.
We really are broken as a society.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
broken like a horse, not like a clock
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Hey everyone, I’m on UpScrolled now!
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hey everyone, I’m on UpScrolled now!
ironically, the whole rule of who can be president was written to ensure that any regular old man or woman could do it, to keep it from being too elitist. and then we ended up with a guy who ran on anti-elitism and who also doesn't know what groceries are
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ironically, the whole rule of who can be president was written to ensure that any regular old man or woman could do it, to keep it from being too elitist. and then we ended up with a guy who ran on anti-elitism and who also doesn't know what groceries are
if old white dick was drugs then Olivia Nuzzi would be the Hunter S Thompson of being hooked on drugs
just read a piece calling Nuzzi a "modern day political version of Hunter S. Thompson" and I think I need to log off
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
if old white dick was drugs then Olivia Nuzzi would be the Hunter S Thompson of being hooked on drugs