Chuck Schumer video is too long. Nice content, but the next vid needs to be sixty seconds tops. If it was a tiktok it could be up to 1:10 long because of monetization reasons, but that's it.

they don't send supervision up there because in five more steps you have to fight a gargoyle. and then when it's mostly dead, another gargoyle shows up.

Hope we can help them eat

that's not how parody works. Swift's song is called Wood, not Woodcutter; gotta make the syllables match up

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

I don’t want to talk about this because I don’t want to be a target

But on just a human decency level the person tirelessly deleting Gazans just permabanned the guy who uses his thousands strong platform to boost the fundraisers of literally anyone who needs money or mutual aid every single Friday

my kid is reading Water for Elephants and is upset about a sexual moment in the story. she just said "penises are cringe, unless they belong to women"

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nasty work, banning Link for his alt text

Unfortunate update: Link reached out to BlueSky and got email back now on reason.

His appeal is denied. He will remain permanently banned on BlueSky’s side.

Here are the screenshots he just sent me as of 8:22 AM EST(my time)

i'm rubber and you're glue

"it's not a shark unless it's eating you" is how some people talk about fascism. to them, it's hysterical to call the shark a shark before an actual shark attack is underway. these people are high on their supply of never forgets, and they forgot to bring along any never agains

toys and beanies and original art and more

and what's going on with the glitter buffalo on the shoulders?

the fuck is Buffalo up to with these Coors can home uniforms

monkey, dog, camel, and frog all look cool as hell when they do it actually

leaving a 5 star review on Google Maps and writing "i was killed here!"

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they're calling her "the coolest person who has ever been alive"

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Imagine if Taylor had dated Nick Foles though

When a Democratic politician gets arrested the charge is always like "was trying to escort an immigrant to their hearing". When a Republican politician gets arrested the charge is always like "molested a child".

The "Hide post for me" feature works great!