Julia Gfrörer
@thorazos.bsky.social
A voluntary victim who ruins herself throughout eternity, the better to insult God. "One of the foremost contemporary horror cartoonists." —@PublishersWkly
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Julia Gfrörer
@thorazos.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Four new designs are up on my Threadless shop in honor of this sad excuse for a holiday. They're not discounted because they're already as cheap as I can afford to make them, but they DO make wonderful gifts for any goths, creeps, and freaks you're shopping for today. ♥ thorazos.threadless.com
I really do need a lot of attention, unfortunately
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I really do need a lot of attention, unfortunately
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Inside me is a glass box to break in case of emergency, and inside the box is a self-destruct button, and I have to be very gentle with myself sometimes to make sure I don’t break the glass
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Inside me is a glass box to break in case of emergency, and inside the box is a self-destruct button, and I have to be very gentle with myself sometimes to make sure I don’t break the glass
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When you’re pregnant, parenting is like a sack race. Parenting a baby is an egg-and-spoon race. Once they reach the age of reason it becomes a three-legged race. And parenting a young adult is, one hopes, a relay race.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
When you’re pregnant, parenting is like a sack race. Parenting a baby is an egg-and-spoon race. Once they reach the age of reason it becomes a three-legged race. And parenting a young adult is, one hopes, a relay race.
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True story: One time I went to the Met with Darryl and @antek.bsky.social. Darryl slapped his membership card down and said he wanted three tickets for $1.
Cashier: "This card is for MoMA."
Darryl: "Oops. Here's my Met card."
The cashier let us all in for free.
Darryl knows from museums
Cashier: "This card is for MoMA."
Darryl: "Oops. Here's my Met card."
The cashier let us all in for free.
Darryl knows from museums
I have no interest in the idea that museums keep art access away from people. Museums are so inexpensive for the person visiting. A day at the museum costs less than a day at Six Flags
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
True story: One time I went to the Met with Darryl and @antek.bsky.social. Darryl slapped his membership card down and said he wanted three tickets for $1.
Cashier: "This card is for MoMA."
Darryl: "Oops. Here's my Met card."
The cashier let us all in for free.
Darryl knows from museums
Cashier: "This card is for MoMA."
Darryl: "Oops. Here's my Met card."
The cashier let us all in for free.
Darryl knows from museums
Every week or two I get the idea that I have a glue stick stashed somewhere in this apartment and God laughs in my face
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Every week or two I get the idea that I have a glue stick stashed somewhere in this apartment and God laughs in my face
I was given so many gifts in this life that the fates determined an occasional unprovoked despair would be a reasonable handicap
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I was given so many gifts in this life that the fates determined an occasional unprovoked despair would be a reasonable handicap
I’m sorry I’m not better at drawing, I’m sorry, I’m sorry
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I’m sorry I’m not better at drawing, I’m sorry, I’m sorry
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our tangible, lovingly-made little things will outlast every single line of worthless code these nerds shit out
it's no surprise that they resent us so much, because they know, deep down, it's all for nothing, and that reckoning is coming sooner than later
it's no surprise that they resent us so much, because they know, deep down, it's all for nothing, and that reckoning is coming sooner than later
February 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
our tangible, lovingly-made little things will outlast every single line of worthless code these nerds shit out
it's no surprise that they resent us so much, because they know, deep down, it's all for nothing, and that reckoning is coming sooner than later
it's no surprise that they resent us so much, because they know, deep down, it's all for nothing, and that reckoning is coming sooner than later
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Eisner submissions are now open. My fellow comic creators, no matter at what point in your career you are, if you're making comics in any form, these awards are "For You" and you absolutely can be nominated. Let's get small press/self pub comics on that list! ENTER: www.comic-con.org/uploads/2025...
February 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Eisner submissions are now open. My fellow comic creators, no matter at what point in your career you are, if you're making comics in any form, these awards are "For You" and you absolutely can be nominated. Let's get small press/self pub comics on that list! ENTER: www.comic-con.org/uploads/2025...
Douche
I'd use an alternate definition of fruit, e.g. "a succulent plant part used chiefly in a dessert or sweet course" rather than the definition from a botanical context.
February 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Douche
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I’m gonna go iterate at the casino by pulling a slot machine lever - why don’t artists appreciate this??!
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I’m gonna go iterate at the casino by pulling a slot machine lever - why don’t artists appreciate this??!
Me when I quit my job to crank my hog 18 hours a day and am shunned for it
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Me when I quit my job to crank my hog 18 hours a day and am shunned for it
People tell me I’m a great mom
February 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
People tell me I’m a great mom
This is me really trying to be helpful: the difference between a product and a byproduct is utility.
Go eat a tub of popcorn and take a huge shit and congratulate yourself on the volume of your product
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This is me really trying to be helpful: the difference between a product and a byproduct is utility.
This is “producing” in the same sense that opening a capsule from a Gatcha machine is “producing” a keychain, ie it’s consumption
right? is it bad that we're producing instead of consuming? maybe? i don't even know
February 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
This is “producing” in the same sense that opening a capsule from a Gatcha machine is “producing” a keychain, ie it’s consumption
I’m sorry to everybody who had to hear me sing “gethsemene” at the karaoke bar
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I’m sorry to everybody who had to hear me sing “gethsemene” at the karaoke bar
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Hazel and I gave a presentation for some senior illustration students at Emily Carr today! Unfortunately I didn't get any photos but I do have this slide from our powerpoint to share with everyone.
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Hazel and I gave a presentation for some senior illustration students at Emily Carr today! Unfortunately I didn't get any photos but I do have this slide from our powerpoint to share with everyone.
Lancelot, le Chevalier de la charrette
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Lancelot, le Chevalier de la charrette
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It is not possible to live a life according to one’s morals without becoming a person with many no’s and don’ts
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
It is not possible to live a life according to one’s morals without becoming a person with many no’s and don’ts
Invoking my third amendment rights against my cat who seems to think he can just quarter himself any damn where
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Invoking my third amendment rights against my cat who seems to think he can just quarter himself any damn where
Four finished pages of a brand new graphic novel in progress?? You can find out more about The Gleaners NOW on my Patreon, or else maybe NEXT WEEK or something www.patreon.com/posts/our-du...
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Four finished pages of a brand new graphic novel in progress?? You can find out more about The Gleaners NOW on my Patreon, or else maybe NEXT WEEK or something www.patreon.com/posts/our-du...
One hour of scanning feels like five hours of regular work
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
One hour of scanning feels like five hours of regular work
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we do, and it’s wrong. “Pre” relegates precum to a subordinate status, always “less than.” It has its own story that deserves to be told
actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them precum
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 AM
we do, and it’s wrong. “Pre” relegates precum to a subordinate status, always “less than.” It has its own story that deserves to be told
If I make a mix for you it's gonna have "Iambic 5 Poetry" on it. Going strong since 1999
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 AM
If I make a mix for you it's gonna have "Iambic 5 Poetry" on it. Going strong since 1999
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there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up