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Julia Gfrörer
@thorazos.bsky.social
A voluntary victim who ruins herself throughout eternity, the better to insult God. "One of the foremost contemporary horror cartoonists." —@PublishersWkly

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Four new designs are up on my Threadless shop in honor of this sad excuse for a holiday. They're not discounted because they're already as cheap as I can afford to make them, but they DO make wonderful gifts for any goths, creeps, and freaks you're shopping for today. ♥ thorazos.threadless.com
Every week or two I get the idea that I have a glue stick stashed somewhere in this apartment and God laughs in my face
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I was given so many gifts in this life that the fates determined an occasional unprovoked despair would be a reasonable handicap
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I’m sorry I’m not better at drawing, I’m sorry, I’m sorry
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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our tangible, lovingly-made little things will outlast every single line of worthless code these nerds shit out

it's no surprise that they resent us so much, because they know, deep down, it's all for nothing, and that reckoning is coming sooner than later
February 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Eisner submissions are now open. My fellow comic creators, no matter at what point in your career you are, if you're making comics in any form, these awards are "For You" and you absolutely can be nominated. Let's get small press/self pub comics on that list! ENTER: www.comic-con.org/uploads/2025...
February 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Douche
I'd use an alternate definition of fruit, e.g. "a succulent plant part used chiefly in a dessert or sweet course" rather than the definition from a botanical context.
February 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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I’m gonna go iterate at the casino by pulling a slot machine lever - why don’t artists appreciate this??!
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Me when I quit my job to crank my hog 18 hours a day and am shunned for it
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
People tell me I’m a great mom
February 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
This is me really trying to be helpful: the difference between a product and a byproduct is utility.
Go eat a tub of popcorn and take a huge shit and congratulate yourself on the volume of your product
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This is “producing” in the same sense that opening a capsule from a Gatcha machine is “producing” a keychain, ie it’s consumption
right? is it bad that we're producing instead of consuming? maybe? i don't even know
February 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I’m sorry to everybody who had to hear me sing “gethsemene” at the karaoke bar
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Hazel and I gave a presentation for some senior illustration students at Emily Carr today! Unfortunately I didn't get any photos but I do have this slide from our powerpoint to share with everyone.
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Lancelot, le Chevalier de la charrette
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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It is not possible to live a life according to one’s morals without becoming a person with many no’s and don’ts
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Invoking my third amendment rights against my cat who seems to think he can just quarter himself any damn where
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Four finished pages of a brand new graphic novel in progress?? You can find out more about The Gleaners NOW on my Patreon, or else maybe NEXT WEEK or something www.patreon.com/posts/our-du...
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
One hour of scanning feels like five hours of regular work
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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we do, and it’s wrong. “Pre” relegates precum to a subordinate status, always “less than.” It has its own story that deserves to be told
actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them precum
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 AM
If I make a mix for you it's gonna have "Iambic 5 Poetry" on it. Going strong since 1999
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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Not just that they will not make the most minimal personal sacrifice, that it is actually *unethical to ask* that anybody make a potential minimum sacrifice. (And sacrifice, in this case, means "do anything they might potentially wish to do")
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
People on WIC can still drink water (for now)
The iconic, slush-filled tubes of orange juice concentrate, which have been around for 80 years, are being discontinued, the Coca-Cola Company says.
Minute Maid discontinues frozen juice concentrate after 80 years
The process to make juice concentrate was invented by the research team C.D. Atkins, Edwin Moore and Louis MacDowell in the 1940s.
nbcnews.to
February 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Perfume spray caps should have a marking on the top so you can easily see which way the nozzle is pointing
February 4, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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Despite everything, I am trying to organize a book tour for QUEER & HOW WE GOT HERE in late May and June.
Who wants to have me? 💁🏻 perhaps your school or library has funds for me to give a talk or workshop?
Curious about the histories of:
Coming Out as a social practice?
The hetero/homo/bi sexual schema?
Birth control and the Sexual Revolution?
Drag kings?
Lesbian dating practices?
The Battered Women’s Movement?
Nonbinary genders?

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February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM