Jack
@spectraljack.bsky.social
God's sleepiest angel. Former Secretary of the Official Marina de Van Fan Club, Oklahoma Chapter. Beloved butch aunt.
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Just saw a woman carry a bedspring down by herself and when I asked her about it she flexed real hard and grunted and I grunted back, sorry I’m so good at small talk and brief encounters
May 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Just saw a woman carry a bedspring down by herself and when I asked her about it she flexed real hard and grunted and I grunted back, sorry I’m so good at small talk and brief encounters
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Anyone who doesn’t like small talk is just a skill issue. People love it when you get weird and funny with it. Me and a stranger just did a bit where we raised our arms and manifested a slow elevator. Just be funny.
April 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anyone who doesn’t like small talk is just a skill issue. People love it when you get weird and funny with it. Me and a stranger just did a bit where we raised our arms and manifested a slow elevator. Just be funny.
Manifesting new Rina Sawayama album in 2026
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Manifesting new Rina Sawayama album in 2026
Sometimes it’s fun to turn on the terrible big light just as like, a little thrill. whoooaaaaa this suuuuuuucks. it double works because fuckin allistics be having that big light on all the time!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sometimes it’s fun to turn on the terrible big light just as like, a little thrill. whoooaaaaa this suuuuuuucks. it double works because fuckin allistics be having that big light on all the time!!!!
The thing about oscar movies is that they aren’t cunty and i don’t watch shit that ain’t cunty
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The thing about oscar movies is that they aren’t cunty and i don’t watch shit that ain’t cunty
My gay barber showed me a new way to blow dry my hair so Jackie Big Waves season has officially begun
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My gay barber showed me a new way to blow dry my hair so Jackie Big Waves season has officially begun
my goal for 2026 is to make all the trans girls into Chabrol fans
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
my goal for 2026 is to make all the trans girls into Chabrol fans
if i ever start talking about a need for a strategic plan then that's when you know that the liberal brain worm has taken control of my mind body and spirit and you have my prior authorization to execute me in the most expeditious manner available to you
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
if i ever start talking about a need for a strategic plan then that's when you know that the liberal brain worm has taken control of my mind body and spirit and you have my prior authorization to execute me in the most expeditious manner available to you
god i love old movies
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
god i love old movies
i really got hayley into old movies so now when i say stuff like "we have to watch seven days in may, it's got kirk douglas and burt lancaster in it" she says "oh shit, both of them??"
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i really got hayley into old movies so now when i say stuff like "we have to watch seven days in may, it's got kirk douglas and burt lancaster in it" she says "oh shit, both of them??"
they let a woman be named Jack. crazy.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
they let a woman be named Jack. crazy.
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To Shoot a Beetle, 1964 by John Wilde
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
To Shoot a Beetle, 1964 by John Wilde
Trans girls I have once again defended your honor and defeated my sports talk radio buddy in college football 26. I do it all for you.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Trans girls I have once again defended your honor and defeated my sports talk radio buddy in college football 26. I do it all for you.
found a new youtube guy who does advanced, but accessibly taught, football strategy in college football 26 and i just keep muttering "they're so fucked" about the boys i play this game with
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
found a new youtube guy who does advanced, but accessibly taught, football strategy in college football 26 and i just keep muttering "they're so fucked" about the boys i play this game with
If there’s one thing I learned from watching Paths of Glory as a teenager it was authority’s callous disregard and denial to the sanctity and value of human life
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If there’s one thing I learned from watching Paths of Glory as a teenager it was authority’s callous disregard and denial to the sanctity and value of human life
Everyone is so bundled up for winter! Wow!
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Everyone is so bundled up for winter! Wow!
KOSA, baby!
Wants carve outs so that kids can still be served advertisements.
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
KOSA, baby!
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I saw you scroll past this the other night and I gotta admit I was surprised you didn't click on it
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I saw you scroll past this the other night and I gotta admit I was surprised you didn't click on it
got bad news for you about every other secretary of defense ordering extrajudicial killings
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
got bad news for you about every other secretary of defense ordering extrajudicial killings
sticking the laundry basket that the cat is sleeping in right next to the radiator so i can earn my place in heaven
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
sticking the laundry basket that the cat is sleeping in right next to the radiator so i can earn my place in heaven
cis people love to ask me if i watch stranger things
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
cis people love to ask me if i watch stranger things