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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️

@spiteandcoffee.bsky.social

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Single mom. Coffee enthusiast. Dragon Age. Mass Effect. Baldur's Gate 3. Works in retail hell. Completely clueless most of the time.

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · Oct 25

I'm sorry for anyone who follows me thinking they're going to see anything of real substance, but no. It's just me and my love of fictional characters.

Anyway, here's one of my fave Inquisition moments. I don't like hunting dragons, but I'll always go after one in the name of science and the Bull.

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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 2h

Shepard recruiting people in ME2 like

An image from a Barbie movie. In the top panel a Barbie is on the phone and asks "Are you working?"

In the bottom panel, the other Barbie replies "Yeah but I can quit. What's up?"

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🍂Liz Is in Fall Mode!🍂 @lizzysizzy.bsky.social · 2h

Lucanis Posting Hour!!! 🥺

#DATV #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #Lucanis #LucanisDellamorte

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 1h

When the child who's away sends a text message saying he misses his family but misses the dog the most.

a woman in a kitchen with the words fair hurtful but fair on the bottom

ALT: a woman in a kitchen with the words fair hurtful but fair on the bottom

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 5h

It's a rainy Sunday, and I'm actually at home, which means quality Gale time.

#bg3

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 2h

She and her mates get a free pass just because she's a cutie patootie

#bg3

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 2h

For science purposes, I must ask: Show of hands, who thinks Sovereign is a hear me out?

#bg3

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah and that's the whole reason for this post, my darling daughter

⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 2h

For science purposes, I must ask: Show of hands, who thinks Sovereign is a hear me out?

#bg3

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 2h

She and her mates get a free pass just because she's a cutie patootie

#bg3

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 5h

It's a rainy Sunday, and I'm actually at home, which means quality Gale time.

#bg3

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Pissed Proletariat @mrspissedprole.bsky.social · 1d

Lucanis knows what it's like to feel unheard, so he's going to sit here and listen to you. He wants you to know your voice is important and he'll always listen to you.

#LucanisDellamorte

Lucanis Dellamorte sitting at the dining table in the Lighthouse.

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Cyberpunk 2077 @cyberpunk.net · 6h

From humble beginnings in Watson to the big leagues of Corpo Plaza — no one’s left their mark on Night City quite like V 💛

Happy birthday to a true legend! 🎉

Male V sits on the hood of a car and looks out at as weak sunlight breaks through the smog over the Night City skyline. Next to him, Johnny Silverhand leans against the car with a guitar in his hands. Text reads, “Happy Birthday, V!”

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 3d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · Aug 29

going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 7h

Woke up thinking about my space cowboy husband who I can't even visit because I still haven't actually bought Starfield.

a man wearing a cowboy hat is smiling and says you are the single best thing that 's ever happened to me

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 6h

Always a day late and a dollar short with these things 😔

⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 7h

Woke up thinking about my space cowboy husband who I can't even visit because I still haven't actually bought Starfield.

a man wearing a cowboy hat is smiling and says you are the single best thing that 's ever happened to me

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photoguy.bsky.social @photoguy.bsky.social · 1d

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I told you I'd get a pic of the field. 🤣

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Zireael @zireael.bsky.social · 1d

I do love to watch my man cook 😉

#Cyberpunk2077
#RiverWard

V watching River cook…and enjoying the view very much

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 1d

Luca always makes the day a little brighter

a cartoon bunny rabbit is asking what a man is every time .

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 1d

I feel better now

a cartoon character with hearts in her eyes is laying on a table

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Tracy Wiles @tracywiles.bsky.social · 1d

Beautiful New Jaheira Art on my Streamily by @izzmizz.bsky.social 💚
Live signing later this month. streamily.com/tracywiles

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 1d

I've been awake since 4:30, got to work at 8, it's raining, and I have a flat tire.

Send all the coffee.

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⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️ @spiteandcoffee.bsky.social · 1d

I hear the aquarium is nice, but it's a little out of their budget. The trip was so last minute they weren't able to take much money with them except to cover food and the Airbnb.