⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️
@spiteandcoffee.bsky.social
Single mom. Coffee enthusiast. Dragon Age. Mass Effect. Baldur's Gate 3. Works in retail hell. Completely clueless most of the time.
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I'm sorry for anyone who follows me thinking they're going to see anything of real substance, but no. It's just me and my love of fictional characters.
Anyway, here's one of my fave Inquisition moments. I don't like hunting dragons, but I'll always go after one in the name of science and the Bull.
Anyway, here's one of my fave Inquisition moments. I don't like hunting dragons, but I'll always go after one in the name of science and the Bull.
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As I near the end of DAO I feel the need to yap more about the OC that got me back into gaming. What would you like to know about Maleena?
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
As I near the end of DAO I feel the need to yap more about the OC that got me back into gaming. What would you like to know about Maleena?
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If you see this, QTP with a character that altered your brain chemistry.
It really is Cullen, his romance changed the way I think and feel about them! 🥹
It really is Cullen, his romance changed the way I think and feel about them! 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If you see this, QTP with a character that altered your brain chemistry.
It really is Cullen, his romance changed the way I think and feel about them! 🥹
It really is Cullen, his romance changed the way I think and feel about them! 🥹
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I’m sorry, but it’s Bart! 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m sorry, but it’s Bart! 🤣
If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry
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how to marry a fictional character but in a totally normal not at all weird way unless that's the only way to do it in which case it can be a little weird idc
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
how to marry a fictional character but in a totally normal not at all weird way unless that's the only way to do it in which case it can be a little weird idc
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November 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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rip anders you would have loved bg3 barrelmancy
like half the videos in my folder are me exploding random things in bg3
or setting enemies on fire
or setting enemies on fire
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
rip anders you would have loved bg3 barrelmancy
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November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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According to HR, even though it's almost Thanksgiving, you can't call a coworker a turkey and tell them to shove breadcrumbs up their ass.
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
According to HR, even though it's almost Thanksgiving, you can't call a coworker a turkey and tell them to shove breadcrumbs up their ass.
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He also had Maric's blade and Duncan's shield. You know, for added flavor.
Dueling Loghain while wearing his brother's armor was intentional. A statement. And Alistair had no mercy for the man before him.
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He also had Maric's blade and Duncan's shield. You know, for added flavor.
He also had Maric's blade and Duncan's shield. You know, for added flavor.
Dueling Loghain while wearing his brother's armor was intentional. A statement. And Alistair had no mercy for the man before him.
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He also had Maric's blade and Duncan's shield. You know, for added flavor.
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Dueling Loghain while wearing his brother's armor was intentional. A statement. And Alistair had no mercy for the man before him.
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Dueling Loghain while wearing his brother's armor was intentional. A statement. And Alistair had no mercy for the man before him.
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
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The Grand Oak is hands-down one of the best NPCs in DAO....
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The Grand Oak is hands-down one of the best NPCs in DAO....
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
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... I mean, who doesn't want to listen to a tree tell rhyming dad jokes?
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
... I mean, who doesn't want to listen to a tree tell rhyming dad jokes?
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
Don't get married
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Don't get married
New headcannon: once a year her parents make the trip from Denerim to the circle to bring her a pie for her nameday.
Chocolate cake is her favorite, but she's never said no to her mom's rhubarb and lemon pie!
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
New headcannon: once a year her parents make the trip from Denerim to the circle to bring her a pie for her nameday.
As I near the end of DAO I feel the need to yap more about the OC that got me back into gaming. What would you like to know about Maleena?
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
As I near the end of DAO I feel the need to yap more about the OC that got me back into gaming. What would you like to know about Maleena?
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Alistair- hardened
Leliana- not hardened, but has her nug
Zevran- free of the Crows
Sten- found his sword
Wynne- made peace with her one regret
Shale- discovered her past
Morrigan- safe from her mother
Dog- still the bestest boy
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
Leliana- not hardened, but has her nug
Zevran- free of the Crows
Sten- found his sword
Wynne- made peace with her one regret
Shale- discovered her past
Morrigan- safe from her mother
Dog- still the bestest boy
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Alistair- hardened
Leliana- not hardened, but has her nug
Zevran- free of the Crows
Sten- found his sword
Wynne- made peace with her one regret
Shale- discovered her past
Morrigan- safe from her mother
Dog- still the bestest boy
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
Leliana- not hardened, but has her nug
Zevran- free of the Crows
Sten- found his sword
Wynne- made peace with her one regret
Shale- discovered her past
Morrigan- safe from her mother
Dog- still the bestest boy
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
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And just like that Zathrian and the Lady are gone and the curse is ended. Now on to Denerim to prepare for the Landsmeet.
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
And just like that Zathrian and the Lady are gone and the curse is ended. Now on to Denerim to prepare for the Landsmeet.
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour #dragonagespoilers
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Love this screenshot of Lucanis looking utterly revolted at what has been revealed about his situation. #DATheVeilguard
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Love this screenshot of Lucanis looking utterly revolted at what has been revealed about his situation. #DATheVeilguard
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JUST KISS ALREADY
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
JUST KISS ALREADY
Dueling Loghain while wearing his brother's armor was intentional. A statement. And Alistair had no mercy for the man before him.
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Dueling Loghain while wearing his brother's armor was intentional. A statement. And Alistair had no mercy for the man before him.
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
He will rule alone, unable to marry the woman he loves, but Maleena will remain at his side. Just don't call her "mistress".
#dragonage #dragonageorigins #nostalgiatour
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If you know this clothes, we can be friends!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you know this clothes, we can be friends!!
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Same place, 10 years apart, a dalish finds herself in the middle of a war and has to lead a bunch of people and save the world
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Same place, 10 years apart, a dalish finds herself in the middle of a war and has to lead a bunch of people and save the world