⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️
@spiteandcoffee.bsky.social
Single mom. Coffee enthusiast. Dragon Age. Mass Effect. Baldur's Gate 3. Works in retail hell. Completely clueless most of the time.
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I'm sorry for anyone who follows me thinking they're going to see anything of real substance, but no. It's just me and my love of fictional characters.
Anyway, here's one of my fave Inquisition moments. I don't like hunting dragons, but I'll always go after one in the name of science and the Bull.
Anyway, here's one of my fave Inquisition moments. I don't like hunting dragons, but I'll always go after one in the name of science and the Bull.
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I think for Lucanis it was when I listened to his chapter of Vows & Vengeance, where he was kindly and patiently teaching Drayden how to use a garrotte. Grade-A fictional man right there.
youtu.be/PXr5JXByQeE?...
youtu.be/PXr5JXByQeE?...
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I think for Lucanis it was when I listened to his chapter of Vows & Vengeance, where he was kindly and patiently teaching Drayden how to use a garrotte. Grade-A fictional man right there.
youtu.be/PXr5JXByQeE?...
youtu.be/PXr5JXByQeE?...
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Started playing DOS2 a couple of days ago and I want to know why no one warned me about leaving Fort Joy.
a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette in a room with smoke coming out of his mouth .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette in a room with smoke coming out of his mouth .
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Started playing DOS2 a couple of days ago and I want to know why no one warned me about leaving Fort Joy.
Started playing DOS2 a couple of days ago and I want to know why no one warned me about leaving Fort Joy.
a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette in a room with smoke coming out of his mouth .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette in a room with smoke coming out of his mouth .
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Started playing DOS2 a couple of days ago and I want to know why no one warned me about leaving Fort Joy.
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
folks today don't know the abject fear of inadvertently downloading, for the first (and only lol) time, a .exe file from kazaa or limewire and it shows
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
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February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
What's your favorite Disney movie?
Gotta be Beauty and the Beast
Gotta be Beauty and the Beast
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
What's your favorite Disney movie?
Gotta be Beauty and the Beast
Gotta be Beauty and the Beast
Might be a dumb question, but are there any photography mods that work with DAI?
I'm going to restart my DAI playthrough on the PC soon and I would like to ask what are some of your favorite mods?
a close up of a cat with big eyes
ALT: a close up of a cat with big eyes
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Might be a dumb question, but are there any photography mods that work with DAI?
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Last year I bought myself a large plush octopus. This year my son bought me a sting ray to go with it 🥹💖.
I'll be 42 on my level up day 😂
I'll be 42 on my level up day 😂
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Last year I bought myself a large plush octopus. This year my son bought me a sting ray to go with it 🥹💖.
I'll be 42 on my level up day 😂
I'll be 42 on my level up day 😂
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"Mierda! Why did I take that bet with Rook?"
*Takes a deep breath*
"It's okay. I only have to wear it until the end of dinner. I hope Davrin's not there."
#LucanisDellamorte
*Takes a deep breath*
"It's okay. I only have to wear it until the end of dinner. I hope Davrin's not there."
#LucanisDellamorte
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
"Mierda! Why did I take that bet with Rook?"
*Takes a deep breath*
"It's okay. I only have to wear it until the end of dinner. I hope Davrin's not there."
#LucanisDellamorte
*Takes a deep breath*
"It's okay. I only have to wear it until the end of dinner. I hope Davrin's not there."
#LucanisDellamorte
Leveled up today. As usual, I put all my attribute points in useless knowledge, media collections, and home-body while ignoring any and all social skills. New debuffs include crows feet around the eyes, grey mixing with blond, and ibuprofen and antacids as part of my daily diet.
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Leveled up today. As usual, I put all my attribute points in useless knowledge, media collections, and home-body while ignoring any and all social skills. New debuffs include crows feet around the eyes, grey mixing with blond, and ibuprofen and antacids as part of my daily diet.
Last year I bought myself a large plush octopus. This year my son bought me a sting ray to go with it 🥹💖.
I'll be 42 on my level up day 😂
I'll be 42 on my level up day 😂
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Last year I bought myself a large plush octopus. This year my son bought me a sting ray to go with it 🥹💖.
I'll be 42 on my level up day 😂
I'll be 42 on my level up day 😂
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#MassEffect #MassEffect3 #Shepard #VPPortraits #VirtualPhotography #ThePhotomode #VPRepost #VPSupport
"You didn't see what they did to Earth. How is one weapon supposed to stop them?"
-Jane Shepard
(ReShade - Captured in PM - Edited in GIMP)
"You didn't see what they did to Earth. How is one weapon supposed to stop them?"
-Jane Shepard
(ReShade - Captured in PM - Edited in GIMP)
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
#MassEffect #MassEffect3 #Shepard #VPPortraits #VirtualPhotography #ThePhotomode #VPRepost #VPSupport
"You didn't see what they did to Earth. How is one weapon supposed to stop them?"
-Jane Shepard
(ReShade - Captured in PM - Edited in GIMP)
"You didn't see what they did to Earth. How is one weapon supposed to stop them?"
-Jane Shepard
(ReShade - Captured in PM - Edited in GIMP)
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My brother starts cancer treatments next week. His prognosis isn't good and it'll be a hard fight. Any help would be appreciated, even if it's just sharing this post.
gofund.me/705a5f133
gofund.me/705a5f133
Donate to Help Nick and His Wife Through Cancer Treatment, organized by Ashley Tyler
I'm starting this GoFundMe on behalf of my brother, Nick, who was recentl… Ashley Tyler needs your support for Help Nick and His Wife Through Cancer Treatment
gofund.me
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
My brother starts cancer treatments next week. His prognosis isn't good and it'll be a hard fight. Any help would be appreciated, even if it's just sharing this post.
gofund.me/705a5f133
gofund.me/705a5f133
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Still have some tweaking to do, but so far I love Luvinia's little makeover!
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Still have some tweaking to do, but so far I love Luvinia's little makeover!
Still have some tweaking to do, but so far I love Luvinia's little makeover!
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Still have some tweaking to do, but so far I love Luvinia's little makeover!
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GOOOD NEWS.
my HR finally approved my fmla so hopefully paid leave will be right around the corner!!!
still need help in the meantime!! so uh drop me a commish or donation here. we are completely broke with rent being paid we do not have groceries until the food bank drops on friday.
#mutualaid
my HR finally approved my fmla so hopefully paid leave will be right around the corner!!!
still need help in the meantime!! so uh drop me a commish or donation here. we are completely broke with rent being paid we do not have groceries until the food bank drops on friday.
#mutualaid
Support Linny
Support Linny
ko-fi.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
GOOOD NEWS.
my HR finally approved my fmla so hopefully paid leave will be right around the corner!!!
still need help in the meantime!! so uh drop me a commish or donation here. we are completely broke with rent being paid we do not have groceries until the food bank drops on friday.
#mutualaid
my HR finally approved my fmla so hopefully paid leave will be right around the corner!!!
still need help in the meantime!! so uh drop me a commish or donation here. we are completely broke with rent being paid we do not have groceries until the food bank drops on friday.
#mutualaid
My brother starts cancer treatments next week. His prognosis isn't good and it'll be a hard fight. Any help would be appreciated, even if it's just sharing this post.
gofund.me/705a5f133
gofund.me/705a5f133
Donate to Help Nick and His Wife Through Cancer Treatment, organized by Ashley Tyler
I'm starting this GoFundMe on behalf of my brother, Nick, who was recentl… Ashley Tyler needs your support for Help Nick and His Wife Through Cancer Treatment
gofund.me
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
My brother starts cancer treatments next week. His prognosis isn't good and it'll be a hard fight. Any help would be appreciated, even if it's just sharing this post.
gofund.me/705a5f133
gofund.me/705a5f133
If you see this, QTP with a character whose name starts with R
(Because I'm currently watching this very episode of The Walking Dead)
(Because I'm currently watching this very episode of The Walking Dead)
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
If you see this, QTP with a character whose name starts with R
(Because I'm currently watching this very episode of The Walking Dead)
(Because I'm currently watching this very episode of The Walking Dead)
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Just one little dot in the cluster 🌌😊
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Just one little dot in the cluster 🌌😊
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My daughter accused me of only ever romancing Halsin or Gale in BG3 and I admit I am guilty as charged.
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
My daughter accused me of only ever romancing Halsin or Gale in BG3 and I admit I am guilty as charged.
Just one little dot in the cluster 🌌😊
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Just one little dot in the cluster 🌌😊