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Avon Caulin

@spodulike.bsky.social

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Gordon Fuckin-Bennett, a door-to-door door dealer. Retired spacehopper jockey from Dingdong & ambivalent Spudinist 🥔, fmr UK PM '55-57, "Not" an AI 😉. 🛶 🇬🇧🌹📎 💪🇺🇦 👎🇷🇺 follow><back optional. no spam,no dm unless we're friends.

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · Nov 26

"Your boundary is at hue 183, bluer than 93% of the population. For you, turquoise is green."
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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 2m

Probably not, no. I feel rightly chastised, & will plant a small advertising hoarding tomorrow in recompense, in the hope that it will grow into a huge full-colour advertisement for our heroic and long-suffering First Responder across the Globe.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15h

The first honest thing Steve Bannon has ever said.

Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 17h

Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.

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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 3h

Pollsters really should include a non-serious policy option to benchmark how silly (expressive) these survey responses are. 'Would you support or oppose shoplifters being publicly put under a gunge tank?' 'Would you support or oppose fraudsters being made to eat live spiders?'...

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 55m

🤣 now that he DOES have in common with my Watery Compadres! 🐟🫢

Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 59m

I'll have you know that NONE of my friends are any where near so dashing or majestic as 'ole BeanHelm, the Scourge of the Wholefoods Suppliers across the Baltic and beyond!

a baby is making a funny face and smiling .

ALT: a baby is making a funny face and smiling .

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, a Caladrius then? A sort of partial reverse albino one 🕊️👩‍⚕️? It's certainly informative hanging around here eh!

Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 1h

Ok 😆

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 1h

😂

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 2h

A frigate bird in partial dazzle camouflage to protect it from mole packs armed with with worm torpedoes.

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 2h

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Alex Churchill @alexchurchill.bsky.social · 4h

Never forget this. Monster.

Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 9h

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 2h

Not sure whether to mention "guerilla gardeners", probably a bit inappropriate 🤔

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 3h

I completely agree 😆👍

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 3h

I'll sign it "Sincerely, The Very Hungry Penguin"

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 3h

THAT is the ONE!!!!!!! 🐧💣💥🧨💥🧨💥🧨💥

Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 3h

Staying up all night drinking heavily is the only way to ensure punctual attendance to a "breakfast event".

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 3h

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 3h

That's good to know 👍, I caught anthrax just reading one of your more belligerent proclamations last year.

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YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 4h

With Maurice Glasman and Dominic Lawson calling for the return of the stocks, we find most Britons opposed - although Reform voters are divided

All Britons: 21% support / 72% oppose

Lib Dem: 12% / 85%
Labour: 12% / 83%
Green: 13% / 82%
Con: 28% / 64%
Reform: 43% / 48%

yougov.co.uk/society/arti...

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 3h

Have you got one of a penguin with a thermonuclear bomb? That's the sort of message I'm trying to get across 😂🤣😆... 😭🤦

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 4h

with this second coffee I feel inclined to send them an even more sarcastic follow up, probably containing a PENGUIN MEME! 😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣 🐧🔫💵

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 4h

I wrote an extremely sarcastic email to an insurance company this morning who are laboring under the illusion that a substantial sum of money due to me is better off resting in *their* bank account than it is in mine. I felt it my duty to disabuse them of this notion, and

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 4h

😂🤣👍 a very happy FoF to you FLG, & "nom nom nom" all the way to the Antarctic 😃

Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 5h

And the very Happiest of Fridays to you too MC, everyone loves a little penguin fun of a Friday morning eh 😃👋... More coffee & toast with Nutella, methinks 😁☕🍞

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