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Justin Staggs

@staggfilms.bsky.social

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Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · Nov 15

60s snippet of my Director’s reel. Check out more of my work at www.JustinStaggs.com

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Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 1d

my Jaws’O’Lantern 🤷🏻‍♂️

Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 1d

Regretting making my Patrick Star Halloween costume out of that pink fluffy stuff I found in my attic 😭 so itchy

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Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 2d

“Hurricane Melissa” sounds so wholesome, like maybe the hurricane is into scrapbooking and sharing holiday recipes?

Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 3d

One of the most disturbing details in the terse nuclear attack thriller #houseofdynamite is when the army general asks for 8 sugars in his coffee

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Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 4d

As a scientist, one of Dr. Frankenstein’s greatest strengths was arithmetic. He did the math…

He did the monster math.

Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 4d

Get told I look like Jamie Lannister from Game of Thrones at least once a week and I love to make it awkward by replying, “you mean the incest guy?”

Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 7d

I’m going to be very disappointed if the very first scene in the Bruce Springsteen movie isn’t him being born in the USA

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 7d

EVIL DEAD II (1987)

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Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 7d

✨happy friday✨

Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 7d

If you interact with a Fidget Cube in the right order, you can summon Autistic Pinhead

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Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 8d

White House historian here!

Let’s not forget that in 2013, Obama burned down the entire White House for fun and also added a full waterpark and lazer tag course that were for “communists only”

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 8d

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Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 8d

my dominatrix is so cruel — she pulled the drawstring out of my hoodie

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 8d

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Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 8d

wish I loved anything as much as white women love sharing memes

Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 9d

HEALTHY E.T.: *eating a trail of peas*

Justin Staggs @staggfilms.bsky.social · 9d

MR. PEANUT FACTS:

- his top hat conceals a loaded Uzi 9mm assault pistol

- he can cure peanut allergies via “productive coitus”

- his cane is actually a sword-cane (frequently used for self defense against the Kool-Aid Man)

- his monocle empowers him to see directly into your soul