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Justin Staggs
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Filmmaker in Minneapolis // http://www.JustinStaggs.com // http://Instagram.com/justinstaggs
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60s snippet of my Director’s reel. Check out more of my work at www.JustinStaggs.com
my Jaws’O’Lantern 🤷🏻‍♂️
Regretting making my Patrick Star Halloween costume out of that pink fluffy stuff I found in my attic 😭 so itchy
“Hurricane Melissa” sounds so wholesome, like maybe the hurricane is into scrapbooking and sharing holiday recipes?
One of the most disturbing details in the terse nuclear attack thriller #houseofdynamite is when the army general asks for 8 sugars in his coffee
As a scientist, one of Dr. Frankenstein’s greatest strengths was arithmetic. He did the math…

He did the monster math.
Get told I look like Jamie Lannister from Game of Thrones at least once a week and I love to make it awkward by replying, “you mean the incest guy?”
I’m going to be very disappointed if the very first scene in the Bruce Springsteen movie isn’t him being born in the USA
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If you interact with a Fidget Cube in the right order, you can summon Autistic Pinhead
White House historian here!

Let’s not forget that in 2013, Obama burned down the entire White House for fun and also added a full waterpark and lazer tag course that were for “communists only”
my dominatrix is so cruel — she pulled the drawstring out of my hoodie
wish I loved anything as much as white women love sharing memes
HEALTHY E.T.: *eating a trail of peas*
MR. PEANUT FACTS:

- his top hat conceals a loaded Uzi 9mm assault pistol

- he can cure peanut allergies via “productive coitus”

- his cane is actually a sword-cane (frequently used for self defense against the Kool-Aid Man)

- his monocle empowers him to see directly into your soul
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I'm going to be so fucking old by the time any of this is okay again
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Minneapolis is showing up and showing out. #NoKings
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ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
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INTERNET GUY: uhh actually the Netflix show takes many creative liberties with the very precious Ed Gein story

ME: what are you, a Geinacologist?
tramp stamp idea:

“WELCOME TO MORDOR”