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max. @maxidango.bsky.social · 25d

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 25d

If you rename the Department of Defense the Department of War, then bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean, and shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper bullet, you should automatically be barred from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of your life.

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 25d

Thou shalt not shoot pastors in the head with smoke bombs. I shouldn’t have to say this.

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Cult Papa @cult-papa.com · Sep 17

Make Satire Fake Again

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · Sep 18

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel

Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

www.yahoo.com

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NIWindustries.bsky.social @niwindustries.bsky.social · Sep 17

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onion person @junlper.beer · Sep 17

remember when comedy used to be completely legal but rightwingers started a full on assault on the entire US media apparatus to “legalize comedy”

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 17

He knows.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 17

KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this?

PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information?

KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI

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God @thegodpodcast.com · Sep 18

Trump has now gotten his billionaire supporters to get both Colbert and Kimmel cancelled because they did too good of a job speaking truth to his big stupid face.

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Lily Alexandre @lily-is.online · Sep 18

so many little humiliations under fascism. i’m supposed to say something nice about Jimmy Kimmel?

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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Sep 17

ah, well

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Jan 23

a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · Sep 17

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.

This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.

All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · Sep 18

Turns out the fuck-your-feelings crowd has A LOT of feelings.

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𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶 @amaryllis.no · Sep 17

It's discouraging witnessing the free internet dying in real time

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · Sep 17

if kimmel is edgy we are so fucked

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · Sep 17

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.

that fox news host still has his job.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 13

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Sep 17

sighing so hard I collapse into myself like a dying star

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orrery @orrery.bsky.social · Sep 17

To be released tonight (250918) at 6pm KST, #Haseul's digital single "Love Poison", is a city pop number that features warm vinyl textures, reverb that extends out like fog, and minimalistic drums.
m.entertain.naver.com/home/article...

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valentine @dozygay.bsky.social · Sep 18

I will never have the body I want bc I cannot survive this administration without alcohol, weed, and junk food.

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ellie ☕️🦐 @steppecreature.bsky.social · Sep 18

I think so! I didn’t wind up buying it (regret 💔) but I loved seeing these irl. Only ever seen them at indie stores before. Hopefully they bring it back at my store soon.

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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · Sep 16

Veterans are popping off on TikTok over Kirk’s military honors, as many of them are decorated soldiers and some are waiting on VA claims for hundreds of days while some civilian gets top honors for talking real fast.

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ellie ☕️🦐 @steppecreature.bsky.social · Sep 16

if you like literary fiction at all, I have to recommend Martyr! by Kaveh Akbar. he’s a poet, and wow what a gorgeous, fascinating book.

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Gender: Colleen @colleensmangarecs.bsky.social · Sep 11

Everyone treating this guy like he was an elected official when he was a glorified skinny tea influencer

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · Sep 10

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · Sep 8

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

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