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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · Apr 27

Repost with your Friday energy. Repost with your mental state. Pick a single image from your gallery that represents your Bluesky posting style.

It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.

An ice cream cone, possibly vanilla, dropped on a a gravel road surface.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 9h

I hate to break this to you, but 1979 was THIRTY-ONE years ago.

Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 9h

How can these iconic 70s stars all suddenly be dying only 20 years after their iconic roles, because the 70s are about 20 years ago, right?

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 9h

I only remember it being ‘not bad’, but it definitely fulfils your requirement.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 9h

Have you tried Jarhead?

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 9h

“wimzi”

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

Is that what that is? I thought it was the police helicopter.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

Well thank you. I missed the required turns anyway.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

Great news for H from Steps.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

How do we get 100 Mr Blobby suits over to Portland?

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

[VOID]

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

[VOID]

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

Not really a triptych, and ‘pic’ seems unnecessary. Miss two turns.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

Well caught!

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

Unsolicited Dick flick pic triptych

Rotoscoped Keanu Reeves in A Scanner Darkly

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Brian @bwianair.bsky.social · 12h

And who wants to see a thunderstorm from above?

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

Still my favourite of yours. I’m more likely to show people the Renegade Master, but this is *my* favourite.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 12h

Was? Oh aye? *searches news*

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 12h

I was in a vegan place yesterday that does a jolly good fauxsage roll, and an alarmingly realistic pulled ‘pork’ bun. Uncanny Valley meat.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 16h

Waiting for the test results. Tense.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 17h

No funny business

Black coffee in a white cup on a grey saucer with a white rim, seen from above so it’s all concentric circles.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 17h

On it

Two text messages: Thank you for the ferrules to go on the chair legs. :-D love mum

And a reply from me:

They're 19-20mm internal diameter; let me know if they're too loose and I can order a bag of 18mm.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 18h

Maybe they can fix it for you! For a reasonable fee! With ‘A.I.’!

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve never been to Newcastle. Poor show.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 20h

I was pleased to get through Dune without a toilet dash. I think the subject matter helped.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 20h

Can ny!

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 20h

PTA’s films are most absorbing. This is Inherent Vice:

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 21d

Saw this in a full cinema. 2.5 hours, and only two people got up to go to the toilet (although one didn’t come back).

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