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Steve

@steviesee.bsky.social

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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 13h

Ooft that was a big one! I'm going to be feeling that for the rest of the day.

(I sneezed).

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 2d

Jack has no interest in the human construct of clocks so we were up at 6am so he could live his best life

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 3d

The water is very cold which is why I'm jumping away from it.

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 4d

The look he gives me suggests that I'm his world. The placement of his toys suggests that he wants me dead.

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 10d

I'm a recent convert to the fridge

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 10d

You could be sainted for defeating an agent from hell. I think there’s maybe already a Saint Luke but given your achievement I’m sure you’ll be considered.

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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 10d

I thought a Long Hard Screw was a cocktail. I didn't realise that they existed in nature.

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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 10d

Put the phone down and throw the ball dad

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 12d

Uh oh. There's a chill in the air and I'm too cozy to get up. However, I desperately need a pee #thisis40

a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed saying ahhhh i 'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed saying ahhhh i 'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun

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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 13d

Agree. Although boiled and left to go cold are a wonderful snack

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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 13d

Looks lovely. I went rogue the other night and had steak with roast sprouts and carrots. Sprouts go with everything

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 13d

Do you need a doll to point at where he touched you? And also where he unfortunately didn't touch you?

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 13d

Careful... that's a gateway drug to an electric blankets, fingerless gloves and twice daily baths

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 17d

Tee-hee

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 21d

Sex salon

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 24d

Someone before me had the asparagus

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 24d

Show me that you're in a mainstream venue, without saying that you're in a mainstream venue...

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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 26d

I strong recommend this shortbread if you're travelling with Avanti. It pairs beautifully with vodka, but is probably fine on its own too.

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 27d

I love 'baths' as an interest

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 27d

Powers restored

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 27

I might have overfilled the bath

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 26

Creamed spinach - so healthy

Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 26

Big meat

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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 25

fry from futurama is angry and says " i 'm literally angry with rage ! "

ALT: fry from futurama is angry and says " i 'm literally angry with rage ! "

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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 25

The last one on the list does.