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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 3h
Ooft that was a big one! I'm going to be feeling that for the rest of the day.

(I sneezed).
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 2d
Jack has no interest in the human construct of clocks so we were up at 6am so he could live his best life
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 2d
The water is very cold which is why I'm jumping away from it.
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 4d
The look he gives me suggests that I'm his world. The placement of his toys suggests that he wants me dead.
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 9d
I'm a recent convert to the fridge
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 9d
You could be sainted for defeating an agent from hell. I think there’s maybe already a Saint Luke but given your achievement I’m sure you’ll be considered.
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 9d
I thought a Long Hard Screw was a cocktail. I didn't realise that they existed in nature.
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 9d
Put the phone down and throw the ball dad
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 12d
Uh oh. There's a chill in the air and I'm too cozy to get up. However, I desperately need a pee #thisis40
a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed saying ahhhh i 'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 12d
Agree. Although boiled and left to go cold are a wonderful snack
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 12d
Looks lovely. I went rogue the other night and had steak with roast sprouts and carrots. Sprouts go with everything
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 12d
Do you need a doll to point at where he touched you? And also where he unfortunately didn't touch you?
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 12d
Careful... that's a gateway drug to an electric blankets, fingerless gloves and twice daily baths
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 16d
Tee-hee
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 20d
Sex salon
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 23d
Someone before me had the asparagus
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 23d
Show me that you're in a mainstream venue, without saying that you're in a mainstream venue...
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 25d
I strong recommend this shortbread if you're travelling with Avanti. It pairs beautifully with vodka, but is probably fine on its own too.
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 26d
I love 'baths' as an interest
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · 26d
Powers restored
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 27
I might have overfilled the bath
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 26
Creamed spinach - so healthy
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 26
Big meat
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 25
fry from futurama is angry and says " i 'm literally angry with rage ! "
ALT: fry from futurama is angry and says " i 'm literally angry with rage ! "
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Steve @steviesee.bsky.social · Sep 25
The last one on the list does.
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