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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES
@stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social
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#RESIST! Here to share STOOPID FUNNY JOKES, SO STOOPID, they're FUNNY. Aka BAD JOKES that make you LAFF. Gnomesayin'? HAVE FUN. LET'S DO THIS! Aka @scottietakeson.bluesky.social on here AND on T/XYZ. Retired TX RN. Navy vet. FUCK TRUSK & MUSKRAT!
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 14h
OUCH!
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 14h
Not MY fault! Oh....that's TRUNT that says that...sorry...I steal them off FB/Twitter (always be Twitter...F MUSKRAT) ...HEY..I need to ADD FEM (F the fElon) to my FDT/FJB/FMJ/FJBC/FBM/FGWB & now FEM. More to come, no doubt. (not a sex joke..sry...)
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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 14h
Dad joke coming up
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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 14h
Dad joke coming up
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 14h
5/ Last 2 for today...switching gears to POLITICAL JOKES posting at @scottietakeson.bsky.social (is "at @" redundant?) Don't use calumny in your reply. (Ha! @docatcdi.com ) HASTA TAMALE!
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 14h
4/ MORE BAD JOKES, you say? @jokestersonly.bsky.social
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 15h
3/ Last of the "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like"...more BAD JOKES coming tho... @jokestersonly.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social (hope you don't mind)
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 15h
2/ @jokestersonly.bsky.social @abediona.bsky.social
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 15h
@jokestersonly.bsky.social @brodiesmom68.bsky.social @papawoof.bsky.social @thejokebot.bsky.social @yodamonkey2.bsky.social @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social @tiffanynorton.bsky.social @drselvarajah.bsky.social @mariana057.bsky.social @icantshutup.bsky.social @themrrudy.bsky.social tbc
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 15h
Welp...much as I'd LIKE to post some new jokes, I'm fresh out...JUST KIDDING. How abt 1 or 6 "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like"? @danableedgreen.bsky.social @misslizzy.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @gmf1369.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social @drginnymac.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social tbc
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 15h
Welp...much as I'd LIKE to post some new jokes, I'm fresh out...JUST KIDDING. How abt 1 or 6 "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like"? @danableedgreen.bsky.social @misslizzy.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @gmf1369.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social @drginnymac.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social tbc
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Right? JB in Thailand comes up w/ some ZINGERS!...you guys know each other?...need to..Tiffany? @tiffanynorton.bsky.social Judith! Judith? @judithbolyard.bsky.social Tiffany! Might want to include EAC @misslizzy.bsky.social , too, a total character. And DOC @docatcdi.com Doc? Tiffany, Judith, & EAC!
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 1d
a baseball umpire says home run while pointing up
ALT: a baseball umpire says home run while pointing up
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 1d
Here you go
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 1d
Here you go
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
@jokestersonly.bsky.social "Yeast extract"...can't be bad, eh?...LOVE yeasted breads...worked for a restaurant chain yrs ago before getting my RN that homemade their own yeasted rolls...MMMM!...that smell coming out of the oven...O_O
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Bunny Stroganoff @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social · 1d
Hiya! It's 3.15pm here. I prefer a full English for breakfast, or toast and Marmite 😊
a jar of marmite yeast extract has a yellow lid
ALT: a jar of marmite yeast extract has a yellow lid
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
NO IDEA what THAT is...similar to Vegemite the Aussies love? Yo, Linda! (our published author friend from NZ @yodamonkey2.bsky.social (You 2 know each other? Linda? Bunny! Bunny? Linda! wrote "Screaming into the Darkness" r/e her actual life) Do Kiwis eat Vegemite like Aussies do? Weird to us.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
2/ Here's a link r/e empanadas: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empanada We prefer them NOT cooked in lard which is the preferred oil/fat in lots of "Mexican pastries" which are so popular in TX & thruout the SW. We feel lard is unhealthy/animal fat. Hard to find NOT cooked w/ lard- WalMart only place so far.
Empanada - Wikipedia
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Thx, B! Good AHF-TAH-NOON!....what is it. 3-ish PM there?...9A here...CST...still looks what we call "English Muffins"...no?...not bad, like you say, with a LOT of HELP.... we prefer muffins, cinnamon rolls..ever try "Empanadas"? (don't forget, this is TX) Really good stuffed w/ pumpkin. YUM!
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
How about adding "TACO" to that...I like it..."The TYLENOL TACO"
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Great to see "The Boss" @brucespringsteen.net on @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social this last week...nice job promoting new movie. Looks awesome...& THX for speaking out, Bruce. Your voice is IMPORTANT.
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👣COCA👣 🇺🇦 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 3d
The Boss.....
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
HEAR! HEAR!
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 3d
It Was So Nice Having A Functioning Government, and With
Sleepy Joe, Yeah,We Could Sleep
At Night.......
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Funny...currently have "Abbey Road" on "endless loop"...OK...it's in my working CD player in my 2001 PT Cruiser...my other car, a 2005 Dodge Magnum, has a CD player w/ a Chili Peppers CD stuck in it...still plays, but won't come out & I'm too GD CHEAP to get it fixed. Love the CD, so...WIN/WIN.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 1d
Dang! You ARE OLD!...may be up there w/ me & @docatcdi.com & @judithbolyard.bsky.social & others on here. Judith still teaches kids in Thailand (not to be confused w/ Taiwan as I've done several X's. Sry J!) No idea where Doc is/what he does. Cld be my next door neighbor. No f'ing idea.
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