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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · Aug 10

👀Face The Nation

“Attacks on ICE agents are up 1,000%” Tony Gonzales (TX-R)

Bullsh*t

HOW do we know there is any increase (of any %) when their “data” is not presented with a “baseline” of assaults?

ICE began 2003
ICE is safer than Policing
If ICE assaults are☝️
What qualifies as “assault”?
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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 13h

Multiple surviors reported that Epstein interviewed each girl after his “parties” to solicit blackmail material on his guests

*all of the guests

Release the Epstein Files

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 15h

Wow, he goes hard against Trump

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 18h

If narcissists always project onto others, the pieces of themselves they seek to divorce?

Then…

RFK Jr is circumcised
RFK Jr is Autistic
RFK Jr definitely poisoned someone with a Tylenol

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 18h

Does he even know where babies come from?

Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 18h

“I learned it from watching you, Dad!”

#lockhimup

Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 19h

Thomas Sevenstad receipts

Ballotpedia site
Court Records

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 19h

Barf 🤮

An alpha Epstein emulator is running for Governor of MN

Thomas Sevenstad, is a convicted sexual predator who lied about his age to coerce an 18 year old girl, who he assaulted

no college degree
Or
self awareness

He likes attention, let’s give him some 👇👇👇👇👇👇

evenstadforgovernor.com

http://evenstadforgovernor.com

Leave him a comment!

I did

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 19h

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💅 this bish

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 20h

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That’s so funny 😂

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 22h

“So, why haven’t I heard of you”

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 22h

Rogan is the MAGA propaganda minister

Former guests include:
Donald Trump
JD Vance
Tulsi Gabbard
RFK Jr
Elon Musk
Mark Zuckerberg
Kash Patel

His Trump endorsement last fall, likely swing the election for Trump

Who didn’t he invite?
Kamala Harris