Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨
@tiffanynorton.bsky.social
💅Ask Me About A Fabulous Career in Bitching + Comedian + Host of Comedy Centered https://youtube.com/@ComedyCenteredLive
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Official Website https://tiffanynorton.com/
Standup Clips https://youtube.com/@tiffanynorton
Official Website https://tiffanynorton.com/
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👀Face The Nation
“Attacks on ICE agents are up 1,000%” Tony Gonzales (TX-R)
Bullsh*t
HOW do we know there is any increase (of any %) when their “data” is not presented with a “baseline” of assaults?
ICE began 2003
ICE is safer than Policing
If ICE assaults are☝️
What qualifies as “assault”?
🤷♀️🤷♂️
“Attacks on ICE agents are up 1,000%” Tony Gonzales (TX-R)
Bullsh*t
HOW do we know there is any increase (of any %) when their “data” is not presented with a “baseline” of assaults?
ICE began 2003
ICE is safer than Policing
If ICE assaults are☝️
What qualifies as “assault”?
🤷♀️🤷♂️
I dare you to stuff this bad boy under the Christmas tree 🎄
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I dare you to stuff this bad boy under the Christmas tree 🎄
She definitely gives off a “Flowers in the Attic” vibe
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
She definitely gives off a “Flowers in the Attic” vibe
Trump has no idea how bad jail is, they don’t even give you conditioner, bro
a drawing of donald trump combs his hair
ALT: a drawing of donald trump combs his hair
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Trump has no idea how bad jail is, they don’t even give you conditioner, bro
In a Tiffany’s box 🩵…
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
In a Tiffany’s box 🩵…
We’re all in the Animal Farm now
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We’re all in the Animal Farm now
She’s not a boss girl
Just a bossy girl
Just a bossy girl
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
She’s not a boss girl
Just a bossy girl
Just a bossy girl
“We have been forsaken”
-every Minnesota Vikings fan rn 👿
-every Minnesota Vikings fan rn 👿
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media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“We have been forsaken”
-every Minnesota Vikings fan rn 👿
-every Minnesota Vikings fan rn 👿
I often ask myself why am I most attracted to highly intellectual stoics with dark chest hair
and, the 👏 bam
Childhood memory unlocked
and, the 👏 bam
Childhood memory unlocked
![A woman asked Leonard Nimoy "Are you aware that you [as Spock] are the source of erotic dream material for thousands and thousands of ladies around the world?"
He replied.
"May all your dreams come true"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i2u4mvycwzqzetqxv4asugqx/bafkreidwj4v7mwwguipgvthwqo7av6cev54yumtwj2iefkxx6igygm5jhi@jpeg)
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I often ask myself why am I most attracted to highly intellectual stoics with dark chest hair
and, the 👏 bam
Childhood memory unlocked
and, the 👏 bam
Childhood memory unlocked
What’s interesting about this part of the “unculting” of America 🇺🇸
MTG is showing her base what it looks like when a MAGA loyalist sees (or is beginning to see) that Trump is the hoax
Her brainwashing is starting to crack (which helps us) MAGA knows her and she is loud AF
Maybe she’ll do this👇
MTG is showing her base what it looks like when a MAGA loyalist sees (or is beginning to see) that Trump is the hoax
Her brainwashing is starting to crack (which helps us) MAGA knows her and she is loud AF
Maybe she’ll do this👇
This is rich from MTG.
God knows how many trans people have had to deal with hate and abuse because of her.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
God knows how many trans people have had to deal with hate and abuse because of her.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s had ‘warnings for my safety’ after posts by Trump
One-time Maga loyalist diverges with Trump on issues including Epstein, so US president has withdrawn support
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What’s interesting about this part of the “unculting” of America 🇺🇸
MTG is showing her base what it looks like when a MAGA loyalist sees (or is beginning to see) that Trump is the hoax
Her brainwashing is starting to crack (which helps us) MAGA knows her and she is loud AF
Maybe she’ll do this👇
MTG is showing her base what it looks like when a MAGA loyalist sees (or is beginning to see) that Trump is the hoax
Her brainwashing is starting to crack (which helps us) MAGA knows her and she is loud AF
Maybe she’ll do this👇
If you’re searching for a bright spot, Melania’s crypto currency is down 98.16% in value since launch
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you’re searching for a bright spot, Melania’s crypto currency is down 98.16% in value since launch
MAGA: What coverup?
The Coverup:
The Coverup:
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
MAGA: What coverup?
The Coverup:
The Coverup:
Can we????
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Can we????
It’s Veterans Day!
Salute the flag, Kim 🏳️🌈
Salute the flag, Kim 🏳️🌈
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s Veterans Day!
Salute the flag, Kim 🏳️🌈
Salute the flag, Kim 🏳️🌈
roger, Roger
over, Over
over, Over
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
roger, Roger
over, Over
over, Over
Right to the curb, Schumer
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Right to the curb, Schumer
When the Manchurian Candidate drugs wear off
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When the Manchurian Candidate drugs wear off
Support the Culinary Arts 🎭
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Support the Culinary Arts 🎭
I mean it 💀
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I mean it 💀
“It Can’t Happen Here” by Sinclair Lewis
Page 157
“Every Man is a king so long as he has someone to look down on”
Fucking white supremacy
#Booksky📚
Page 157
“Every Man is a king so long as he has someone to look down on”
Fucking white supremacy
#Booksky📚
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“It Can’t Happen Here” by Sinclair Lewis
Page 157
“Every Man is a king so long as he has someone to look down on”
Fucking white supremacy
#Booksky📚
Page 157
“Every Man is a king so long as he has someone to look down on”
Fucking white supremacy
#Booksky📚
Take your big thick Spotify savings and slide that wad over to @NPR
two women wearing ugly christmas sweaters are sitting at a table with microphones .
ALT: two women wearing ugly christmas sweaters are sitting at a table with microphones .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Take your big thick Spotify savings and slide that wad over to @NPR
Creativity: A++++
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Creativity: A++++