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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill

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🔞MDNI🔞 ‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️ Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦 Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated. Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated. ‼️AGE IN BIO or BLOCKED‼️

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · Aug 28

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‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️

The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)

(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)

Dark purple text on a pale pink background that reads:
STUCKINSOUP (KRISTEN)
This account is NSFW, and minors are NOT WELCOME.
Have your age in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.

About me:
• 35+ years old
• she/her
• Canadian
• fat gal
• horny shitposter
• [something]sexual (still unsure)

• 96% a pure cinnamon bun.
• Preferred kinks are mostly mild & vanilla.
• Vaguely a switch (98% sub-leaning)
• I have health issues, live with my parents, and am unemployed. These things influence my posts.
• I love birds, korean pop music, nature, video games, cross stitching, and most foods.

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BOUNDRIES & RULES
Have your age (18+) in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.
Simply stating 18+ nsfw or MDNI means nothing.
Have an AGE listed.

I am not your Mommy, baby, honey, cutie, good girl etc.
Do not call me pet names unless l've okayed it.
Just because I'm posting about sexual scenarios, fantasies etc, that does NOT necessarily mean that I want to be sexual with you.

My dm's are closed to non-mutuals. Badgering me to be mutuals may get you blocked.
I'm here to horny shitpost, (occasionally) post lewds with my friends, and complain. I'm not looking for someone to “dom” me etc.
Please respect that.

Reposting my lewds is ok, unless I've stated otherwise on the post itself.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 9h

If god really is real, then I have a bone to pick with them bc why did they give me all of this shit that’s wrong and broken with me AND THEN make me an ugly crier ON TOP of that??? Rude.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 10h

I’m suddenly really *really* missing my silly, grumpy, snuggly and snorty little man.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Different pupdate, and tw pet death:

It’s been a few years, but I can’t take his birthday off of my calendar. Brb, gonna go hug my dog.

A screenshot of my calendar, which is telling me that Saturday (today) was my pug’s birthday.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 11h

Anyway, I’m still feeling really crappy, but I’m trying to ignore it bc it’s my last evening home alone until probably next spring so… 🤷🏻‍♀️

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 11h

So I’ve decided to shelve all of my stitching wip’s (that are all for other people, who often hurt my feelings) and I’ve been working on something just for me for the past week. I think this is the happiest I’ve ever been while stitching. No pressure, just thread and fabric, and just for me.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 11h

One of them looked really intricate, and they captioned it with something about how they had made it for a situationship, and they regret it every day bc they’ll never get it back.
It really hit me.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 11h

A couple of weeks ago, I saw a compilation post somewhere of all of someone’s finished crossstitch and embroidery projects, from when they started stitching until this year.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 12h

Me @ me:

Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 13h

A painting of a bird beside the text "motherfucker shush"

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 17h

I’m sorry I got like 4 hours of sleep last night. My head is killing me, and so is my arm, bc I’ve been sweeping/vacuuming/mopping all morning, and there’s still more to do.

I’m going to take 10 minutes to lie down, turn off notifications, and take an advil. 👋🏻

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t want to be a burden & an annoyance, so maybe I should leave here for a couple of months. That would probably be the best decision on my part for the sake of everyone else.

I’ve also been thinking a lot about how I don’t think I can do anything casually anymore, but I won’t get into that rn.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 17h

I’ve actually been thinking a lot about my presence here, and I’ve been thinking about deactivating for a bit. The sun is rising later & setting earlier already, and soon my “regular” “fun” depression is going to combine with seasonal depression, & I’m going to be even more insufferable than usual.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 17h

Idk words have been really hard for me lately.

I feel like if I’m not posting pictures of my flat ass and unimpressive tits then I’m not needed in this space.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 17h

I haven’t been feeling as if my only purpose is to be a sexual object, which again is good, but I have been feeling… like a desexualized object? I don’t know how to word it. As if I’m seen as non-sexual? Not asexual (and there’s nothing wrong with being asexual), but just not sexy/sexual.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 17h

On the one hand, I haven’t been feeling like “just a slab of meat on the internet” lately, which is good. But on the other hand, I sort of feel like a farce, a joke, and an unnecessary presence in the nsfw sphere.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 20h

Feeling a little (a lot) like pure gar-bage today. I have a lot of cleaning to do, so I probably won’t be around here much (oh no, what a tragedy 🙄).

I hope you all have a lovely Saturday, see ya. 💜

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

The briefest moments of horniness that I’ve been feeling lately are always being abruptly snuffed out, and that hasn’t been helping my mental state/health, let me tell ya.

Well crap, now I’ve made myself feel like frustrated-crying. I have the entire house to clean tomorrow, so goodnight. 👋🏻

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Shift in mood from my last post: did you know that my chaperone of a dog can read my mind I guess? He always decide to use my arm or leg or thigh or stomach as his personal pillow at the “perfect” time, so that no matter how h-word I’m feeling, that h-word-ness is instantly squashed. 🙃

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Different pupdate, and tw pet death:

It’s been a few years, but I can’t take his birthday off of my calendar. Brb, gonna go hug my dog.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

I just wanna listen to kpop, eat snacks, & hang out with a friend, while we watch the chickadees eat the birdseed I put on the railing outside. Simple.

I guess step one would be to find a friend who’ll listen to kpop with me. Actually, I guess step one would be to find a friend in this city. Damn.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Pupdate: Can somebody come and tell my dog’s tummy to stop making tummy-sounds, bc it’s past midnight, it’s chilly, and it’s raining out, so I don’t really want to have to take him out to the backyard anytime soon. 😓

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 2d

Can somebody come tell my dog that the chipmunks are not living *inside* of the planter box, so he doesn’t have to jump into said planter box and start digging, covering himself in soil, and making me have to give him an impromptu bath outside on the patio in the cold??? Please and thank you.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, is someone slipping one of my old escitalopram pills into my morning meds everyday or something? I’ve been feeling very 🫥 for the last couple of weeks, and I don’t like it.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

And actually who do I think I am?? I’d add it and never say anything about it, bc I don’t want people spending any money on me. 😅

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

I’m extremely tempted to put a skip the dishes (Canadian uber eats) gift card on my throne bc holy guacamole I’m craving a carbonated beverage so fucking badly.

But now I remember that it takes days for throne to process digital gift cards, so I’d get it on like… next Tuesday. So nevermind! 🤷🏻‍♀️

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Would being overstimmed, while my whines, moans, and blushing giggles are drowned out by embarrassing amounts of praise, fix me?

Yeah probably, even if it’s just a temporary fix.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

The sky looked like cotton candy, when I walked my dog this morning at 7am.

And it’s been dreary and rainy since around 8:30. 🌧️

A photo of the sky. It’s light blue with light pink, whispy, almost glowy clouds. The tops of some trees, and the roof of a house are taking up the bottom-half of the photo.