An actual Roseate Spoonbill
@stuckinsoup.bsky.social
Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦
Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
Pinned
![Dark purple text on a pale pink background that reads:
STUCKINSOUP (KRISTEN)
This account is NSFW, and minors are NOT WELCOME.
Have your age in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.
About me:
• 35+ years old
• she/her
• Canadian
• fat gal
• horny shitposter
• [something]sexual (still unsure)
• 96% a pure cinnamon bun.
• Preferred kinks are mostly mild & vanilla.
• Vaguely a switch (98% sub-leaning)
• I have health issues, live with my parents, and am unemployed. These things influence my posts.
• I love birds, korean pop music, nature, video games, cross stitching, and most foods.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ljtokxwhdwpek33ajr6qtxrk/bafkreihy3ay5bj73vulgyle2mapkbicmvfjwqmnnohfu4vcxqk5mr2tc4i@jpeg)
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💜🦆💜
‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
💜🦆💜
‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
Suddenly feeling like a joke, an unwanted waste of space, an absolutely unnecessary loser in this space. Having really bad thoughts about my body and have convinced myself that I deserve literally nothing good or nice, and that I should disappear. Gonna log out for the rest of the weekend. See ya.
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Suddenly feeling like a joke, an unwanted waste of space, an absolutely unnecessary loser in this space. Having really bad thoughts about my body and have convinced myself that I deserve literally nothing good or nice, and that I should disappear. Gonna log out for the rest of the weekend. See ya.
I just wish someone would offer me a collar, you know, like deem me worthy enough to do so.
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I just wish someone would offer me a collar, you know, like deem me worthy enough to do so.
Hey chat, have I mentioned lately that I’m super soft? Like, “made of cumulus clouds and cotton candy” kind of soft.
I just wish I could share that softness with someone.
I just wish I could share that softness with someone.
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Hey chat, have I mentioned lately that I’m super soft? Like, “made of cumulus clouds and cotton candy” kind of soft.
I just wish I could share that softness with someone.
I just wish I could share that softness with someone.
Hey chat, I need 1) a sweet and soft makeout session, 2) a hot and heavy makeout session, 3) to be lavished upon and worshiped, 4) to lavish attention and love upon someone and to worship them…
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hey chat, I need 1) a sweet and soft makeout session, 2) a hot and heavy makeout session, 3) to be lavished upon and worshiped, 4) to lavish attention and love upon someone and to worship them…
I want someone to get lost in my eyes, falling madly & deeply in love with me, realizing that they can’t go another second without me, until they can’t wait another moment, confessing their undying love for me, begging me to stay with them…
…but my anxiety won’t let hold eye contact with anyone. 😪
…but my anxiety won’t let hold eye contact with anyone. 😪
December 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I want someone to get lost in my eyes, falling madly & deeply in love with me, realizing that they can’t go another second without me, until they can’t wait another moment, confessing their undying love for me, begging me to stay with them…
…but my anxiety won’t let hold eye contact with anyone. 😪
…but my anxiety won’t let hold eye contact with anyone. 😪
Oops, I mean what? I’m super tired, and cold, and I really need to be asleep (and not imagining things that might lead me to having a hands-free orgas-[SIRENS BLARE RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR EARS]
🥱
🥱
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Oops, I mean what? I’m super tired, and cold, and I really need to be asleep (and not imagining things that might lead me to having a hands-free orgas-[SIRENS BLARE RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR EARS]
🥱
🥱
I want someone in my life who I can randomly, and without prompt or warning, send a voice note calling them a good boy. Calling them *my* good boy.
December 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I want someone in my life who I can randomly, and without prompt or warning, send a voice note calling them a good boy. Calling them *my* good boy.
My cpap machine says that I used it for less than four hours last night, which might explain why, when I randomly started thinking just now about how emotionally taxing it is to shower these days, I started crying.
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My cpap machine says that I used it for less than four hours last night, which might explain why, when I randomly started thinking just now about how emotionally taxing it is to shower these days, I started crying.
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Even tops like praise!
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Even tops like praise!
It me.
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It me.
So yeah, I don’t have any “date night” outfits, but I like all of yours. Yours are all super pretty, debonair, and hotty hot hot. 💜
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So yeah, I don’t have any “date night” outfits, but I like all of yours. Yours are all super pretty, debonair, and hotty hot hot. 💜
Y’all, I don’t have a “date night” outfit. I’ve never needed one, and I don’t really know what constitutes as one tbh. So don’t ask me out in a date, I guess, or I’ll have to go in jeans and a stretched out t-shirt. 😪
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Y’all, I don’t have a “date night” outfit. I’ve never needed one, and I don’t really know what constitutes as one tbh. So don’t ask me out in a date, I guess, or I’ll have to go in jeans and a stretched out t-shirt. 😪
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i want to see your eyes blown wide with desire darling
i want you moaning and writhing
not even able to form the words to beg
as i steal every drop of eloquence from that clever mind
and reduce you to those base instincts
you like to pretend you dont feel
as my clever hands steal your thoughts
i want you moaning and writhing
not even able to form the words to beg
as i steal every drop of eloquence from that clever mind
and reduce you to those base instincts
you like to pretend you dont feel
as my clever hands steal your thoughts
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i want to see your eyes blown wide with desire darling
i want you moaning and writhing
not even able to form the words to beg
as i steal every drop of eloquence from that clever mind
and reduce you to those base instincts
you like to pretend you dont feel
as my clever hands steal your thoughts
i want you moaning and writhing
not even able to form the words to beg
as i steal every drop of eloquence from that clever mind
and reduce you to those base instincts
you like to pretend you dont feel
as my clever hands steal your thoughts
I don’t want to be a debbie downer, but anytime I scroll on *any* site, I inevitably see horrible news about the world (and specifically about the usa) and like… this world is just… I don’t know anymore. Everything just feels so… unsalvageable.
Hence, why I want to shut my brain off. 🤷🏻♀️😪
Hence, why I want to shut my brain off. 🤷🏻♀️😪
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don’t want to be a debbie downer, but anytime I scroll on *any* site, I inevitably see horrible news about the world (and specifically about the usa) and like… this world is just… I don’t know anymore. Everything just feels so… unsalvageable.
Hence, why I want to shut my brain off. 🤷🏻♀️😪
Hence, why I want to shut my brain off. 🤷🏻♀️😪
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𖹭 Just a lil reminder 𖹭
If I've ever made you horny I have a throne and fansly if you'd like to leave me a tip or subscribe for more goodies ♡(> ਊ <)♡
𖹭𖹭 #spicycreators #fansly #skyhub #selling 𖹭𖹭 https://throne.com/sweetsayer/wishlist
If I've ever made you horny I have a throne and fansly if you'd like to leave me a tip or subscribe for more goodies ♡(> ਊ <)♡
𖹭𖹭 #spicycreators #fansly #skyhub #selling 𖹭𖹭 https://throne.com/sweetsayer/wishlist
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
𖹭 Just a lil reminder 𖹭
If I've ever made you horny I have a throne and fansly if you'd like to leave me a tip or subscribe for more goodies ♡(> ਊ <)♡
𖹭𖹭 #spicycreators #fansly #skyhub #selling 𖹭𖹭 https://throne.com/sweetsayer/wishlist
If I've ever made you horny I have a throne and fansly if you'd like to leave me a tip or subscribe for more goodies ♡(> ਊ <)♡
𖹭𖹭 #spicycreators #fansly #skyhub #selling 𖹭𖹭 https://throne.com/sweetsayer/wishlist
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I need my brain shut off, I don’t want to be cognizant of the world and all of the horrors in it. Can’t anyone help a girl out? 😔
Is it too much to ask for someone to overstim me until I’m a babbling, blubbering, mess of a girl?
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I need my brain shut off, I don’t want to be cognizant of the world and all of the horrors in it. Can’t anyone help a girl out? 😔
Is it too much to ask for someone to overstim me until I’m a babbling, blubbering, mess of a girl?
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Is it too much to ask for someone to overstim me until I’m a babbling, blubbering, mess of a girl?
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Trying something new: How many spanks do I get in my next video? You decide:
$5 = 1 spank with my paddle (sound on for a demonstration)
I’ll check back here tomorrow morning with the final tally; make it hurt 😘
#spankme
$5 = 1 spank with my paddle (sound on for a demonstration)
I’ll check back here tomorrow morning with the final tally; make it hurt 😘
#spankme
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Trying something new: How many spanks do I get in my next video? You decide:
$5 = 1 spank with my paddle (sound on for a demonstration)
I’ll check back here tomorrow morning with the final tally; make it hurt 😘
#spankme
$5 = 1 spank with my paddle (sound on for a demonstration)
I’ll check back here tomorrow morning with the final tally; make it hurt 😘
#spankme
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MRI results came back, and i still have to meet with the doctor, but it looks like i am gonna need big time surgery to fix the problem ive been telling doctors about for 7 years. send funds or cute things to cheer me up
@sum1sdad.bsky.social is going to have to have some major surgery… any help affording it would be greatly appreciated 💜
$larzipan417
$larzipan417
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
MRI results came back, and i still have to meet with the doctor, but it looks like i am gonna need big time surgery to fix the problem ive been telling doctors about for 7 years. send funds or cute things to cheer me up
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@sum1sdad.bsky.social is going to have to have some major surgery… any help affording it would be greatly appreciated 💜
$larzipan417
$larzipan417
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@sum1sdad.bsky.social is going to have to have some major surgery… any help affording it would be greatly appreciated 💜
$larzipan417
$larzipan417
Sure, long distance toys are fun and all, but I don’t think that they can truly capture what it feels like to have me settle my weight on top of you, while I rhythmically roll my hips and tense my muscles, looking down at you longingly and lovingly, as I milk you absolutely and completely dry.
December 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sure, long distance toys are fun and all, but I don’t think that they can truly capture what it feels like to have me settle my weight on top of you, while I rhythmically roll my hips and tense my muscles, looking down at you longingly and lovingly, as I milk you absolutely and completely dry.
I think riding someone’s face, while I’m wearing fishnets, until I get so whiny and they get so needy and desperate for more of me that they rip the fishnets open so they can devour me more easily
would probably heal me right now.
would probably heal me right now.
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I think riding someone’s face, while I’m wearing fishnets, until I get so whiny and they get so needy and desperate for more of me that they rip the fishnets open so they can devour me more easily
would probably heal me right now.
would probably heal me right now.
I would probably cry if I heard any of these, especially if I heard them on a regular basis. 😓
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I would probably cry if I heard any of these, especially if I heard them on a regular basis. 😓