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Stunt_bird, from twitter. You remember I’m sure.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · Sep 26

Here’s a joke I made about Eric Adams earlier this year

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 7m

A beautiful dream but I believe that’s all it is for now

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 8m

“So the public supports us?”
“They actually hate you so much that it was necessary for Texas to invade Illinois just to stop them from fucking with you”

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 11m

Join for the signing bonus, stay for the nightly beatings you must endure from left wing terrorists!

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 15m

Simultaneously trying to recruit new agents and also convince the whole country that your agents are getting wholesale slaughtered by antifa guerrillas seems like a bad plan

NPR @npr.org · 4h

ICE claims assaults on its officers are up sharply since June. There's no public evidence that number is true.

White House claims "more than 1,000%" rise in assaults on ICE agents, data says otherwise

Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers claim assaults on their officers are up sharply since June. There's no public evidence that number is true.

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 26m

before you mail a package, tape it up real good. just my perspective

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19m

Damn that guy who used to be fall-down drunk most of the time is now supernaturally confident and aggressive? YA DONT SAY

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22m

Surely at some point someone will point out that like half the people in the White House appear to be on end-of-Scarface quantities of cocaine. We can’t just keep acting like Hegseth and Noem and Kash Patel are sober, this is absurd.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 3h

This stuff really gives the game away, like if they’re defending this shit then you’re not even being critical by saying they voted the same way! You’re just preemptively hiding their record for them!

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 3h

I assume we will simply increase the deficit

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 3h

Look I know the coverage is bad all around but to not even get a minute of “hey can we afford to deploy the national guard in every city forever” is crazy. You’d think this was free.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 3h

They need to make it so my phone understands that the Bluetooth speaker is for actual audio content (music, pods) and not for the sound from online videos. No one wants that shit.

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 3h

He’s not great! He’s got some problems!

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 4h

He’s mostly a YouTuber at this point I think, he keeps popping up on baseball channels my son watches

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 4h

Gotta bump this while he’s still in office

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 16h

My man is taking a principled stand for governor’s rights

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 16h

This is why it’s the only good sport, it’s mostly watching grown men attempting to manage stress and anxiety

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 20h

Sometimes I wonder if the powers that be sort of installed Trump to use as a scapegoat for the collapse of a society that was about to crumble under the weight of its own contradictions anyway, which is not true, but it would be kinda fucking sick

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 20h

The cartridge actually screws into a little magnet and the magnet attaches to the vape, it’s an interesting approach

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 20h

Someone in the admin is gonna quote tweet this with the trump “I’m gonna come” video, I will bet anything

Democrats @democrats.org · 22h

An image of Governor JB Pritzker looking serious with a quote directed at Donald Trump saying, "Trump, if you come for my people, you come through me."

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 20h

This thing was $18, it’s so confusing to live in the future sometimes

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 20h

He turns gold when you hit it

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 20h

Found out I can change my vape screen to this cat lmao

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 20h

I keep getting ads showing people walking into the sunset from an organization called the Coalition For Responsible Exit which sounded like some dystopian assisted suicide shit but is in fact a way to sell your timeshare

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22h

“We drove down this supposedly congested road at 2 AM, but saw surprisingly few vehicles”

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22h

We’re approaching Hitler levels we haven’t seen since the days of, well, Hitler

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