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Stunt_bird, from twitter. You remember I’m sure.
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Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole Larrett
Late October after having visited my doctor for bloodwork, I was… Nicole Larrett needs your support for Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben
www.gofundme.com
Hey everyone, my friend Ben (and probably yours as well if you’ve been very online long enough) is battling stage 4 cancer and could use a hand. www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-...
Crazy there’s never been a sitcom called Wife On Mars
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Crazy there’s never been a sitcom called Wife On Mars
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Where could you possibly feel better? This concludes my unpaid partnership with Hudson Valley Tourism.
July 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Where could you possibly feel better? This concludes my unpaid partnership with Hudson Valley Tourism.
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Yeah, I know how to cook a turkey buddy
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yeah, I know how to cook a turkey buddy
More and more I feel like the Times doesn’t have an ideological bias so much as it exists to create an image of American politics as very serious even when it’s the silliest it’s ever been
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
More and more I feel like the Times doesn’t have an ideological bias so much as it exists to create an image of American politics as very serious even when it’s the silliest it’s ever been
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Wow big opening weekend for “The Boat That’s On Fire”
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Wow big opening weekend for “The Boat That’s On Fire”
“You think you’re better than me?”
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“You think you’re better than me?”
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A buddy of mine worked as an uplift mofo party planner for a few years. The pay is shit but he said a lot of the mofos are actually pretty nice once you uplift them
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A buddy of mine worked as an uplift mofo party planner for a few years. The pay is shit but he said a lot of the mofos are actually pretty nice once you uplift them
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Hey everyone, my friend Ben (and probably yours as well if you’ve been very online long enough) is battling stage 4 cancer and could use a hand. www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-...
Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole Larrett
Late October after having visited my doctor for bloodwork, I was… Nicole Larrett needs your support for Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben
www.gofundme.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hey everyone, my friend Ben (and probably yours as well if you’ve been very online long enough) is battling stage 4 cancer and could use a hand. www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-...
Just close the store, they’re not coming man
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Just close the store, they’re not coming man
They really gotta decide if they’re going with “he’s not a pedophile” or “it’s good to be a pedophile,” going back and forth doesn’t work
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
They really gotta decide if they’re going with “he’s not a pedophile” or “it’s good to be a pedophile,” going back and forth doesn’t work
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real life boss baby tweet lol
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
real life boss baby tweet lol
Undoing this shit in a couple years is gonna be a gold mine for these guys
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
The puffy, artificial look is rising in popularity - thanks to Maga elite such as Kristi Noem and Matt Gaetz
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Undoing this shit in a couple years is gonna be a gold mine for these guys
Slowly slowly reinventing postwar global capitalism from scratch
Trump: "You can't come in, open up a massive computer chip factory…and think you're going to hire people off an unemployment line to run it. They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them, and I'm going to welcome those people."
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Slowly slowly reinventing postwar global capitalism from scratch
Is this a place I can safely post about how much I love the dismemberment plan
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Is this a place I can safely post about how much I love the dismemberment plan
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This is, quite literally, the concluding chapter from years of vice signaling as politics. There is no better evidence for how putting Trump, a charlatan and moral void, at the center of our politics for a decade has resulted in the literal rotting of the soul and character this nation.
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is, quite literally, the concluding chapter from years of vice signaling as politics. There is no better evidence for how putting Trump, a charlatan and moral void, at the center of our politics for a decade has resulted in the literal rotting of the soul and character this nation.
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1. If your cat was a boy, I would not be posting here. Neither would you.
We all know that all cats are girls and all dogs are boys. You know this, and I know this. We can't be pretending that this isn't the case. /2
We all know that all cats are girls and all dogs are boys. You know this, and I know this. We can't be pretending that this isn't the case. /2
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
1. If your cat was a boy, I would not be posting here. Neither would you.
We all know that all cats are girls and all dogs are boys. You know this, and I know this. We can't be pretending that this isn't the case. /2
We all know that all cats are girls and all dogs are boys. You know this, and I know this. We can't be pretending that this isn't the case. /2
Just tried my first Celsius energy drink and this shit sucks, are women ok? Capri sun flavored Red Bull, fuck off
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just tried my first Celsius energy drink and this shit sucks, are women ok? Capri sun flavored Red Bull, fuck off
Did anyone say “oh you thought I meant bill clinton’s dick? fohhhhhhhh” yet?
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Did anyone say “oh you thought I meant bill clinton’s dick? fohhhhhhhh” yet?
I have absolutely no recollection of posting this, which feels about right
Finally… sciencetificial intelligence
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I have absolutely no recollection of posting this, which feels about right
Remember kids it’s not fascism if they only do it to Mexicans
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Remember kids it’s not fascism if they only do it to Mexicans
Oh I see, you misheard me; I said I work for the Drug *Endorsement* Administration. Yeah different DEA entirely. You have any drugs you need endorsed?
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Oh I see, you misheard me; I said I work for the Drug *Endorsement* Administration. Yeah different DEA entirely. You have any drugs you need endorsed?
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The actual difference between millennials and zoomers is that millennials believe the big graphic on your graphic tee goes on the front and zoomers believe it goes on the back. Otherwise everything is the same.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The actual difference between millennials and zoomers is that millennials believe the big graphic on your graphic tee goes on the front and zoomers believe it goes on the back. Otherwise everything is the same.
One of the main reasons I’m *like this* politically was reading left wing publications in 2006 explain what was about to happen in great detail and then watching it happen live over the next couple years
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
One of the main reasons I’m *like this* politically was reading left wing publications in 2006 explain what was about to happen in great detail and then watching it happen live over the next couple years