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Stunt_bird, from twitter. You remember I’m sure.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · Sep 26

Here’s a joke I made about Eric Adams earlier this year

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 11h

My man is taking a principled stand for governor’s rights

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 12h

This is why it’s the only good sport, it’s mostly watching grown men attempting to manage stress and anxiety

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes I wonder if the powers that be sort of installed Trump to use as a scapegoat for the collapse of a society that was about to crumble under the weight of its own contradictions anyway, which is not true, but it would be kinda fucking sick

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 16h

The cartridge actually screws into a little magnet and the magnet attaches to the vape, it’s an interesting approach

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 16h

Someone in the admin is gonna quote tweet this with the trump “I’m gonna come” video, I will bet anything

Democrats @democrats.org · 17h

An image of Governor JB Pritzker looking serious with a quote directed at Donald Trump saying, "Trump, if you come for my people, you come through me."

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 16h

This thing was $18, it’s so confusing to live in the future sometimes

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 16h

He turns gold when you hit it

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 16h

Found out I can change my vape screen to this cat lmao

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 16h

I keep getting ads showing people walking into the sunset from an organization called the Coalition For Responsible Exit which sounded like some dystopian assisted suicide shit but is in fact a way to sell your timeshare

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 18h

“We drove down this supposedly congested road at 2 AM, but saw surprisingly few vehicles”

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 18h

We’re approaching Hitler levels we haven’t seen since the days of, well, Hitler

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 18h

Now I did say “at least,” and I live in NY haha

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 18h

They’re just there to lift the female cheerleaders haha, love that they’re picturing men in drag with pom poms though

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 18h

I thought these guys all love college football, which has a shitload of male cheerleaders

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 18h

Does the nfl have male cheerleaders

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19h

Last years halftime show featured Kendrick Lamar calling someone a pedophile so if I were the president I would just be glad the person performing speaks Spanish

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19h

That’s the beauty of Computer Graphics

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19h

The Super Bowl halftime show is like twelve minutes long

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 19h

Turning Point USA announced it will host counterprogramming to the Super Bowl halftime show, called “The All American Halftime Show,” as MAGA critics have been enraged over the selection of Bad Bunny as the 2026 headliner.

MAGA rage over Bad Bunny at Super Bowl sparks an alternative show

Counterprogramming hosted by the group that Charlie Kirk founded spotlights the growing political polarization surrounding one of the biggest events of the year.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19h

OHHHHHH well in that case Pixar mom because she’d be just as annoying as the Disney dad, but with an incredible ass

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19h

So I don’t know if people realize this but there’s really two different kinds of Disney adults (they overlap considerably but I feel like they’re different), movie people and theme park people. Mine was a theme park person, she went at least once a year, alone. It was weird!

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 21h

Very sorry for your loss

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 21h

My ex was a Disney adult (became one after we got married, this didn’t exist as a concept years ago) and outside of politics it’s my one dealbreaker now

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22h

Lmao

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22h

Very reminiscent of “al qaeda isn’t an organization” in the bush years, which didn’t seem to do much because no one here can conceive of decentralized groups

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22h

“Antifa isn’t an organization” is one of those things that’s accurate but doesn’t matter because a loose network of anti fascist orgs looks like a conglomerate to most people anyway. The American mind can’t comprehend anything besides a well-funded top-down non-profit.

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