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Joyce Carol Throats

@subtlebeast.bsky.social

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 26d

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Being large but with weird long arms and a big midsection and being aggressively unphotogenic and potato faced and having a forehead the size of a football field and barely any eyebrows and a big Neanderthal lump on your forehead is not for the faint of heart I assure you

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

Such an epic and elegant breasting

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 3h

I'm sorry but Kelly Bishop was such a smokeshow in Dirty Dancing

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 4h

What's it like inside your head?

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 4h

Started Boots

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 7h

Mausoleums
Grapefruit
Babysitter
Triathlons
Cerebellum
Awkwafinas

Help me I'm old

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 8h

At some point we need to be large and mad together 😆

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 8h

Not far from the truth 😆

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 8h

9, I am large and been told I always look mad

tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · 1d

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 9h

Somehow arms feel good in a place like this

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 9h

The grunting and the 30 min dedicated to barely doing pull ups is def wild. Like I get you want to feel manly but maybe work up to a plate and start by just working on regular pull ups??

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 10h

Noodle arm bro has been doing 2 pull-ups at a time for 30 min, 45-lb plate on his belt, screaming like he's dying with each pull up. Who taught these guys to work out bc I have some notes!!!

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 11h

I haven't gotten there yet bc I'm still a fetus but welcome to your 20s! I hear they're the best decade yet!

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 12h

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 12h

I heard Ariana went on a date with Aaron Taylor Johnson but can't find confirmation but anyway I was bored so I made this

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 23h

Jill Taylor from Home Improvement

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

She told me it would kill!!

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

Start here:

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Psychic Sylvia Browne's 5 Biggest FAILS - Epic Cringe

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone missing the Sylvia Browne joke

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

Fun fact Catherine Denueve's mother Renée Simonot died in 2021, two months shy of her 110th birthday. So Catherine probably has about 28 more years with us