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Up the Rabubu

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Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Mar 28

>looking at a new admission
>ask the ER resident if their patient is dry or wet
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is dry and what is wet
>he laughs and says “it’s a dry patient sir”
>admit the patient
>its wet

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Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · 23d

They should let you fuck the slot machine in Cloverpit

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · 24d

*It’s early 2000s and in matrix cipher is a cruising gay man. He is meeting up with agent smith at a public bathroom.*
*it’s a glory hole joint and a dick is sticking out*
CIPHER: “I know this dick is not real…”

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 28

What if you died, went to heaven and find out god is Dominican so he puts you in skin tight jeans for all eternity?

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 26

Doth jerk off too much

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Rip Van Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · Sep 25

CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.

ME: You're talking about--

CHOTINER: Pagliacci.

ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.

CHOTINER: Of course.

ME: If I had known, obviously.

CHOTINER: Obviously.

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Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 24

I thought this was Adam Friedland. I’m cooked

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 24

New Jersey doesn’t deserve the hate it gets. This is god’s country

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 24

They are basically pulling this on you

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Alex "The Frightful Skeleton" Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · Sep 24

This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.

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Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 23

If the rapture happens I am jerking off the entire time while I am being raptured

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 23

Sneak peek from the Jimmy Kimmel return show

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 23

The Bucee’s beaver onesie stays on during sex

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 21

Turnstile summer absolutely mogged the brat summer

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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · Sep 16

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died.

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Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 15

Man I really don’t want to live in this damn shithole country

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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · Sep 14

you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this wife

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Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 13

The noid has told me to stage an officers coup. Let's fucking go!

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 10

It’s giving gilded age pt2

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onion person @junlper.beer · Sep 10

be very careful about what you post online

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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · Sep 8

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.

www.jezebel.com

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Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 8

Zohran brother what are you doing? If NYC wanted a pussy for mayor they’d vote for Adams

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 8

Manhood is a continuous spectrum between “it’s never been more Joever” and “we are so fucking back”

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 7

Doctors orders: take a baddie out to a French restaurant and share mussels with her

Up the Rabubu @surged.bsky.social · Sep 6

I was at the Daddyhole Road and everyone knew you

4thgenerationsf.bsky.social @4thgenerationsf.bsky.social · Sep 6

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