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Up the Rabubu
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>looking at a new admission
>ask the ER resident if their patient is dry or wet
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is dry and what is wet
>he laughs and says “it’s a dry patient sir”
>admit the patient
>its wet
They should let you fuck the slot machine in Cloverpit
*It’s early 2000s and in matrix cipher is a cruising gay man. He is meeting up with agent smith at a public bathroom.*
*it’s a glory hole joint and a dick is sticking out*
CIPHER: “I know this dick is not real…”
What if you died, went to heaven and find out god is Dominican so he puts you in skin tight jeans for all eternity?
Doth jerk off too much
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CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.

ME: You're talking about--

CHOTINER: Pagliacci.

ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.

CHOTINER: Of course.

ME: If I had known, obviously.

CHOTINER: Obviously.
I thought this was Adam Friedland. I’m cooked
New Jersey doesn’t deserve the hate it gets. This is god’s country
They are basically pulling this on you
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This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.
If the rapture happens I am jerking off the entire time while I am being raptured
Sneak peek from the Jimmy Kimmel return show
The Bucee’s beaver onesie stays on during sex
Turnstile summer absolutely mogged the brat summer
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died.
Man I really don’t want to live in this damn shithole country
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you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this wife
The noid has told me to stage an officers coup. Let's fucking go!
It’s giving gilded age pt2
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be very careful about what you post online
Zohran brother what are you doing? If NYC wanted a pussy for mayor they’d vote for Adams
Manhood is a continuous spectrum between “it’s never been more Joever” and “we are so fucking back”
Doctors orders: take a baddie out to a French restaurant and share mussels with her