Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
Don’t talk to me about the news
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
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Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
· Jan 22
2024 Cadillac Escalade V-Series Review: Can A 682 Horsepower SUV Ever Make Sense? - SlashGear
Cadillac's Escalade is hardly shy, but in V-Series form it's a supercharged beast. With sports car power on tap, has any hope of practicality been left behind?
www.slashgear.com
I think this is my favorite review I've written www.slashgear.com/1649201/2024...
I think about the first gen Ford Super Duty quite a bit
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I think about the first gen Ford Super Duty quite a bit
Jörmungandr, the World Serpent, son of Loki and bane of Thor during Ragnarök, smells like cigarettes.
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Jörmungandr, the World Serpent, son of Loki and bane of Thor during Ragnarök, smells like cigarettes.
Going to the Store
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Going to the Store
Just reading the news gives me immediate psychic damage like I'm a gen 1 pokemon
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Just reading the news gives me immediate psychic damage like I'm a gen 1 pokemon
I googled “ski jump Olympics penis scandal” and now I have an email from my pastor and the parental block on my computer won’t go away 😞
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I googled “ski jump Olympics penis scandal” and now I have an email from my pastor and the parental block on my computer won’t go away 😞
Ace Combat 7, but only because I paid full price a full 24 hours before it went on sale for $20.
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Ace Combat 7, but only because I paid full price a full 24 hours before it went on sale for $20.
There’s a gap in the press car schedule, so I’m driving only the best GM product
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
There’s a gap in the press car schedule, so I’m driving only the best GM product
I fell down the wikipedia hole and read about Hank Aaron. Everything about his career/life was insane. 755 home-runs, 3,771 hits, and he played for 23 years.
Not only that, but he was a giant in the Civil Rights movement and seemed to be an all-around great guy.
Not only that, but he was a giant in the Civil Rights movement and seemed to be an all-around great guy.
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I fell down the wikipedia hole and read about Hank Aaron. Everything about his career/life was insane. 755 home-runs, 3,771 hits, and he played for 23 years.
Not only that, but he was a giant in the Civil Rights movement and seemed to be an all-around great guy.
Not only that, but he was a giant in the Civil Rights movement and seemed to be an all-around great guy.
In completely unrelated news, I purchased a PS5 yesterday and I've been playing the God of War reboot from 2018.
Folks, I know I am VERY late to the party. It's a good game.
Folks, I know I am VERY late to the party. It's a good game.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
In completely unrelated news, I purchased a PS5 yesterday and I've been playing the God of War reboot from 2018.
Folks, I know I am VERY late to the party. It's a good game.
Folks, I know I am VERY late to the party. It's a good game.
Debating coming back to this site at all.
Turns out, having all of the bad news in the world shoved in your face as fast as 5G internet will allow isn’t all that good for my mental health.
Here is Davis being a sleepy boy.
Turns out, having all of the bad news in the world shoved in your face as fast as 5G internet will allow isn’t all that good for my mental health.
Here is Davis being a sleepy boy.
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Debating coming back to this site at all.
Turns out, having all of the bad news in the world shoved in your face as fast as 5G internet will allow isn’t all that good for my mental health.
Here is Davis being a sleepy boy.
Turns out, having all of the bad news in the world shoved in your face as fast as 5G internet will allow isn’t all that good for my mental health.
Here is Davis being a sleepy boy.
Logging out for a bit. Here's Davis melted into the couch. Good night.
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Logging out for a bit. Here's Davis melted into the couch. Good night.
At my own peril, I often read TikTok comments. For an app that's supposedly used by The Enlightened Youth, the comment section on just about every video is filled with gutter racism, baseless conspiracy theories, homophobia and transphobia. I can't tell if it's all bots or just shitty people.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
At my own peril, I often read TikTok comments. For an app that's supposedly used by The Enlightened Youth, the comment section on just about every video is filled with gutter racism, baseless conspiracy theories, homophobia and transphobia. I can't tell if it's all bots or just shitty people.
Don’t worry, TikTok is on the case. The real power in the world is held by *checks notes* Italian nobles from the 12th to 18th century
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Don’t worry, TikTok is on the case. The real power in the world is held by *checks notes* Italian nobles from the 12th to 18th century
Bridge on the River Kwai
February 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Bridge on the River Kwai
I used to be part of a large church that hosted potlucks that were open to the public every few months. Without fail, creepy dudes would show up and start talking to young women there for too long. The senior pastor's wife gave me the job of "Creepy Bob Patrol."
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I used to be part of a large church that hosted potlucks that were open to the public every few months. Without fail, creepy dudes would show up and start talking to young women there for too long. The senior pastor's wife gave me the job of "Creepy Bob Patrol."
I bet if the Nazis had email in 1942, they would be as equally insane and typo-ridden as the Epstein emails.
To: R_Heydrich
From: Da_Fuhrer
I thik u shuld ride in a convertble when ur in Prage. . That Merc looks sweet w th top down, ..
Lets hang out at eagle nets soon...
luv,
Big H
To: R_Heydrich
From: Da_Fuhrer
I thik u shuld ride in a convertble when ur in Prage. . That Merc looks sweet w th top down, ..
Lets hang out at eagle nets soon...
luv,
Big H
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I bet if the Nazis had email in 1942, they would be as equally insane and typo-ridden as the Epstein emails.
To: R_Heydrich
From: Da_Fuhrer
I thik u shuld ride in a convertble when ur in Prage. . That Merc looks sweet w th top down, ..
Lets hang out at eagle nets soon...
luv,
Big H
To: R_Heydrich
From: Da_Fuhrer
I thik u shuld ride in a convertble when ur in Prage. . That Merc looks sweet w th top down, ..
Lets hang out at eagle nets soon...
luv,
Big H
If I were Fitzcarraldo, I would simply get the steamship over the Andes mountains. I really shouldn't be that much of an ordeal.
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
If I were Fitzcarraldo, I would simply get the steamship over the Andes mountains. I really shouldn't be that much of an ordeal.
Whoever invented the 3/8 inch socket set should have gotten the Nobel Prize
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Whoever invented the 3/8 inch socket set should have gotten the Nobel Prize
Helping my dad hang a ceiling fan his client’s house and we have a coworker.
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Helping my dad hang a ceiling fan his client’s house and we have a coworker.
Using this ancient Nikon D80 today (bonus dog hair on my pants)
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Using this ancient Nikon D80 today (bonus dog hair on my pants)
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM