Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
Don’t talk to me about the news
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
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Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
· Jan 22
2024 Cadillac Escalade V-Series Review: Can A 682 Horsepower SUV Ever Make Sense? - SlashGear
Cadillac's Escalade is hardly shy, but in V-Series form it's a supercharged beast. With sports car power on tap, has any hope of practicality been left behind?
www.slashgear.com
I think this is my favorite review I've written www.slashgear.com/1649201/2024...
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I am a fan of Gengar and Quagsire as far as Pokémon go
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I am a fan of Gengar and Quagsire as far as Pokémon go
Bad Bunny IS NOT, in fact an ill-behaved rabbit. He is, of course, a human man of indeterminate morality.
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Bad Bunny IS NOT, in fact an ill-behaved rabbit. He is, of course, a human man of indeterminate morality.
Can I get my AI to gamble for me?
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Can I get my AI to gamble for me?
Extremely disappointed that the Seahawks coach isn’t going to sing “What a Fool Believes” with Bad Bunny during the halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Extremely disappointed that the Seahawks coach isn’t going to sing “What a Fool Believes” with Bad Bunny during the halftime show.
Enjoying all the hilarious commercials!
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Enjoying all the hilarious commercials!
My dad’s brain threw a breaker so he’s at the hospital (he’s probably fine). I’m sitting in the hospital cafeteria with a broken tooth. Happy Super Bowl Sunday to all who celebrate!
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
My dad’s brain threw a breaker so he’s at the hospital (he’s probably fine). I’m sitting in the hospital cafeteria with a broken tooth. Happy Super Bowl Sunday to all who celebrate!
Hollerin’ in the grocery store parking lot
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Hollerin’ in the grocery store parking lot
Not a lot of gun chat on here, but “The One That Got Away” for me was a John Wick’d Benelli M4 on clearance for $800 at Dick’s Sporting Goods when they stopped selling guns.
Another one was a 9mm Chinese Type 54 Tokarev clone for $150 in the box at a gun show.
Another one was a 9mm Chinese Type 54 Tokarev clone for $150 in the box at a gun show.
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Not a lot of gun chat on here, but “The One That Got Away” for me was a John Wick’d Benelli M4 on clearance for $800 at Dick’s Sporting Goods when they stopped selling guns.
Another one was a 9mm Chinese Type 54 Tokarev clone for $150 in the box at a gun show.
Another one was a 9mm Chinese Type 54 Tokarev clone for $150 in the box at a gun show.
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
At the church
📸iPhone
📸iPhone
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
At the church
📸iPhone
📸iPhone
Luv too break a tooth
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Luv too break a tooth
I passed most of the Gran Turismo 7 demo driving tests on the first or second try on Intermediate difficulty. I’m ready for them to make a movie about me now.
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I passed most of the Gran Turismo 7 demo driving tests on the first or second try on Intermediate difficulty. I’m ready for them to make a movie about me now.
Aside from maybe a few cameras, the nicest thing I own is my Hamilton Khaki mechanical watch. I wear it almost every day. It looks good on my baby wrists.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Aside from maybe a few cameras, the nicest thing I own is my Hamilton Khaki mechanical watch. I wear it almost every day. It looks good on my baby wrists.
I think a lot of MAGA guys angry about Bad Bunny are too stupid to know that Puerto Rico is part of America.
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I think a lot of MAGA guys angry about Bad Bunny are too stupid to know that Puerto Rico is part of America.
I think about the first gen Ford Super Duty quite a bit
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I think about the first gen Ford Super Duty quite a bit
Jörmungandr, the World Serpent, son of Loki and bane of Thor during Ragnarök, smells like cigarettes.
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Jörmungandr, the World Serpent, son of Loki and bane of Thor during Ragnarök, smells like cigarettes.
Going to the Store
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Going to the Store
Just reading the news gives me immediate psychic damage like I'm a gen 1 pokemon
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Just reading the news gives me immediate psychic damage like I'm a gen 1 pokemon
I googled “ski jump Olympics penis scandal” and now I have an email from my pastor and the parental block on my computer won’t go away 😞
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I googled “ski jump Olympics penis scandal” and now I have an email from my pastor and the parental block on my computer won’t go away 😞
Ace Combat 7, but only because I paid full price a full 24 hours before it went on sale for $20.
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Ace Combat 7, but only because I paid full price a full 24 hours before it went on sale for $20.