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Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
Don’t talk to me about the news

Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
I ain’t watching the Stranger Things show. Too weird for me.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The ghost of Imperial Japanese Army General Tadamichi Kuribayashi cut me off in traffic. He was driving a 2004 GMC Envoy
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I saw a Chevy Captiva today. My whole LIFE is ruined.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My dad is absolutely devastated that the gym is closed on Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mr. Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by Alex Hevesy
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Rust Cohle: “Time is a flat circle”

Me: “what da hell? You’re crazy for this, Matthew McConaughey”
October 12, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I had a dream about the Leica M11-P "Safari." I am concluding that it was a dream inflicted upon me by Satan
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Maybe it's because I'm transforming into someone who is 65 years old, but George Strait's "Amarillo By Morning" is a banger youtu.be/FbVISS-lEAc?...
Amarillo By Morning
YouTube video by George Strait - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When was the last time you thought about the Chevy Cruze?
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I don’t even know what even the heck is a Histogram. I ain’t messing with that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The Creature’s Maw
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’ve played a lot of Balatro
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Listening to the Good Music in my dad’s 2017 Chevy Cruze RS hatchback
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ranking the Star Wars movies:
1. Star Wars
2. Star Wars
3. Star Wars
4. Star Wars
5. Star Wars
6. Star Wars
7. Star Wars
8. Star Wars
9. Star Wars
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Am I listening to Alan Jackson's "Precious Memories" while writing a car review? Maybe!
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"They took out the Hitler Building" is an all-timer MST3K riff
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hey Google, I think it's Moldovan
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
everything I've learned about this person has been against my consent
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A Tortured Soul
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yeah ok
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
A comment on door pulls in super cars.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I found a Blu-Ray copy of The Bridge on the River Kwai for $10.

Going Absolutely Cinematic Over Here
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wandered around the woods with a camera
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Here’s a breakdown of what cameras are in my kit and why I use them.

- Canon 5D Mark III: Because it’s a good camera and I like it.

- Sony ZV-1F: Because it’s a good camera and I like it.

- Nikon Zfc: Because it’s a good camera and I like it
July 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM