Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
Don’t talk to me about the news
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
Former Lance Tedford, current car writer for SlashGear, Baltimore-adjacent
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Alex Hevesy
@venomlance.bsky.social
· Jan 22
2024 Cadillac Escalade V-Series Review: Can A 682 Horsepower SUV Ever Make Sense? - SlashGear
Cadillac's Escalade is hardly shy, but in V-Series form it's a supercharged beast. With sports car power on tap, has any hope of practicality been left behind?
www.slashgear.com
I think this is my favorite review I've written www.slashgear.com/1649201/2024...
My dad’s brain threw a breaker so he’s at the hospital (he’s probably fine). I’m sitting in the hospital cafeteria with a broken tooth. Happy Super Bowl Sunday to all who celebrate!
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
My dad’s brain threw a breaker so he’s at the hospital (he’s probably fine). I’m sitting in the hospital cafeteria with a broken tooth. Happy Super Bowl Sunday to all who celebrate!
Hollerin’ in the grocery store parking lot
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Hollerin’ in the grocery store parking lot
Not a lot of gun chat on here, but “The One That Got Away” for me was a John Wick’d Benelli M4 on clearance for $800 at Dick’s Sporting Goods when they stopped selling guns.
Another one was a 9mm Chinese Type 54 Tokarev clone for $150 in the box at a gun show.
Another one was a 9mm Chinese Type 54 Tokarev clone for $150 in the box at a gun show.
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Not a lot of gun chat on here, but “The One That Got Away” for me was a John Wick’d Benelli M4 on clearance for $800 at Dick’s Sporting Goods when they stopped selling guns.
Another one was a 9mm Chinese Type 54 Tokarev clone for $150 in the box at a gun show.
Another one was a 9mm Chinese Type 54 Tokarev clone for $150 in the box at a gun show.
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
At the church
📸iPhone
📸iPhone
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
At the church
📸iPhone
📸iPhone
Luv too break a tooth
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Luv too break a tooth
I passed most of the Gran Turismo 7 demo driving tests on the first or second try on Intermediate difficulty. I’m ready for them to make a movie about me now.
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I passed most of the Gran Turismo 7 demo driving tests on the first or second try on Intermediate difficulty. I’m ready for them to make a movie about me now.
Aside from maybe a few cameras, the nicest thing I own is my Hamilton Khaki mechanical watch. I wear it almost every day. It looks good on my baby wrists.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Aside from maybe a few cameras, the nicest thing I own is my Hamilton Khaki mechanical watch. I wear it almost every day. It looks good on my baby wrists.
I think a lot of MAGA guys angry about Bad Bunny are too stupid to know that Puerto Rico is part of America.
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I think a lot of MAGA guys angry about Bad Bunny are too stupid to know that Puerto Rico is part of America.
I think about the first gen Ford Super Duty quite a bit
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I think about the first gen Ford Super Duty quite a bit
Jörmungandr, the World Serpent, son of Loki and bane of Thor during Ragnarök, smells like cigarettes.
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Jörmungandr, the World Serpent, son of Loki and bane of Thor during Ragnarök, smells like cigarettes.
Going to the Store
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Going to the Store
Just reading the news gives me immediate psychic damage like I'm a gen 1 pokemon
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Just reading the news gives me immediate psychic damage like I'm a gen 1 pokemon
I googled “ski jump Olympics penis scandal” and now I have an email from my pastor and the parental block on my computer won’t go away 😞
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I googled “ski jump Olympics penis scandal” and now I have an email from my pastor and the parental block on my computer won’t go away 😞
Ace Combat 7, but only because I paid full price a full 24 hours before it went on sale for $20.
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Ace Combat 7, but only because I paid full price a full 24 hours before it went on sale for $20.
There’s a gap in the press car schedule, so I’m driving only the best GM product
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
There’s a gap in the press car schedule, so I’m driving only the best GM product
I fell down the wikipedia hole and read about Hank Aaron. Everything about his career/life was insane. 755 home-runs, 3,771 hits, and he played for 23 years.
Not only that, but he was a giant in the Civil Rights movement and seemed to be an all-around great guy.
Not only that, but he was a giant in the Civil Rights movement and seemed to be an all-around great guy.
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I fell down the wikipedia hole and read about Hank Aaron. Everything about his career/life was insane. 755 home-runs, 3,771 hits, and he played for 23 years.
Not only that, but he was a giant in the Civil Rights movement and seemed to be an all-around great guy.
Not only that, but he was a giant in the Civil Rights movement and seemed to be an all-around great guy.
In completely unrelated news, I purchased a PS5 yesterday and I've been playing the God of War reboot from 2018.
Folks, I know I am VERY late to the party. It's a good game.
Folks, I know I am VERY late to the party. It's a good game.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
In completely unrelated news, I purchased a PS5 yesterday and I've been playing the God of War reboot from 2018.
Folks, I know I am VERY late to the party. It's a good game.
Folks, I know I am VERY late to the party. It's a good game.
Debating coming back to this site at all.
Turns out, having all of the bad news in the world shoved in your face as fast as 5G internet will allow isn’t all that good for my mental health.
Here is Davis being a sleepy boy.
Turns out, having all of the bad news in the world shoved in your face as fast as 5G internet will allow isn’t all that good for my mental health.
Here is Davis being a sleepy boy.
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Debating coming back to this site at all.
Turns out, having all of the bad news in the world shoved in your face as fast as 5G internet will allow isn’t all that good for my mental health.
Here is Davis being a sleepy boy.
Turns out, having all of the bad news in the world shoved in your face as fast as 5G internet will allow isn’t all that good for my mental health.
Here is Davis being a sleepy boy.
Logging out for a bit. Here's Davis melted into the couch. Good night.
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Logging out for a bit. Here's Davis melted into the couch. Good night.
At my own peril, I often read TikTok comments. For an app that's supposedly used by The Enlightened Youth, the comment section on just about every video is filled with gutter racism, baseless conspiracy theories, homophobia and transphobia. I can't tell if it's all bots or just shitty people.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
At my own peril, I often read TikTok comments. For an app that's supposedly used by The Enlightened Youth, the comment section on just about every video is filled with gutter racism, baseless conspiracy theories, homophobia and transphobia. I can't tell if it's all bots or just shitty people.