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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP
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pediatrician • hospitalist • bad at chess
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 22h
Not to mention the second home run two pitches later
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 22h
Lmao a homer off the first fucking pitch. Amazing
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 2d
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Rider coasting on that follower count from one time thirst trap @ridertoast.bsky.social · 1d
This website needs more chiropractors throughly convinced of their convictions
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 2d
Why do you capitalize random words like that?
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 2d
The Mamdani campaign is not a socialist campaign it's not a Muslim campaign it's a campaign about being gay with your dad
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 2d
I’m afraid I’m legally bound from revealing my methods
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 2d
idk I have both of those and it’s working for me
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 7d
We are learning now that Platner called Portuguese "wet Italians" which doesn't really rank with the other comments but will go on the pile nonetheless
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 14d
I’m Daryl
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14d
i subscribe to the new yorker primarily because it's still amazingly good at digging up Guys. "Revolutionary Socialism-Curious Landlord" is an inner circle hall of fame type of guy to uncover
THE NEW YORKER 100 Lee told me he believes that the rent freeze and H.S.T.P.A. are part of a plot to force small-property owners, like him, to sell their buildings to large developers, on the cheap. "They're deliberately trying to prevent us from renovating apartments and getting income from it," he said. Who were "they". "The Democratic Party implement the laws," he explained, "but it's the real-estate establishment—what I define as the ruling class or the 'deep state' version of New York City." Lee, a former train operator, said he identifies as a leftist. "I consider myself a progressive," he told me. "Ive studied enough of the Soviet economy and real revolutionary socialist movements." When I e-mailed him, I noticed that his profile image appeared to be a photo of a vintage Chinese Communist propaganda poster: "It's just solidarity," he said, when I asked him about it later, "with progressive revolutionary struggles." He paused. "But I do realize that, in terms of small-property owners, which is being a landlord—is it counterintuitive? Is it counter-revolutionary:" He thought for a moment. "I guess not so now because of the fact that, even in China, there are landlords."
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 20d
10 hours of car keys jangling
logicallyjc.bsky.social John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 20d
I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 16d
This is embarrassing to admit as a healthcare provider but I don't know how Angel Numbers work. I just ask ChatGPT to interpret them
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 20d
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 20d
You got a license for that??
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Fantômas, Le contrebandier de DEI @theefantomas.bsky.social · 23d
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · Sep 30
True Anon
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · Sep 30
My grandson told me I could use ivermectin to lose weight and prevent thyroid cancer
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · Sep 29
Can an AI "doctor" do this? [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · Sep 28
my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him
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Rider coasting on that follower count from one time thirst trap @ridertoast.bsky.social · Sep 28
Medbed that simulates phone calls from your grand kids
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · Sep 16
yeah they're guys who like a cartoon frog and hate minorities. they think the president should be more racist. it's spelled groyper. no mom i don't know these guys.
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · Sep 24
Who?
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · Sep 24
Filing a patient safety report after the incorrect frequency of homeopathic tincture was applied to a patient.
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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 23
New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency
New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency
BURBANK, CA—Piggybacking on the success of the Emmy-winning series, HBO Max announced a new spin-off of The Pitt Tuesday that portrays the struggles faced by heroic workers at a pharmaceutical ad agen...
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