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Harrison
@harrisonk.bsky.social
Family doc and dad. Happiest in the mountains. He/him.
When your friend accidentally posts a picture of their kid into the hater chat channel instead of the main chat channel and now you have to roast the kid.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Annals of I Can't Believe That Actually Worked
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
University of Chicago researchers demonstrating the benefits of socialist public policy. Incredible.
University students who were provided with a free gym card (in a randomized experiment) exercised more and had a significant improvement in academic performance. The treated students were also less likely to drop out of classes
www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/full/10....
University of Chicago Press Journals: Cookie absent
www.journals.uchicago.edu
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
straight up 'noggin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My egg.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Let’s check in on RFK Jr
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Two of these things are not like the others
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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A former Fetterman advisor texted me: “I think what comes across is the reality of who he is, which is a petulant child who never became a man and is always the victim of his own narrative—even though he’s never had a real job and lives off his dad’s money. It's all pretty sad and pathetic."
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Says a lot when they view insulin or some shit as a reward or little treat lazy people get. Yes who wouldn’t love injecting themselves ahaha how fun they say
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Man Just Going To Assume Apartment Has Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector Somewhere https://theonion.com/man-just-going-to-assume-apartment-has-functional-carbo-1819575839/
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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This is what climate change looks like. What used to be snow is now rain, and when the rain falls it's heavier so more goes to runoff.

The result is drier conditions, even during wet years.
Kinda interesting to compare water year precipitation with snowpack at a continental scale. Most of the western US has been very wet since October 1, but there is almost no snowpack anywhere except at the very highest elevations because it has been so ridiculously warm. #hydrology #wx
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The winning democratic message is aggressive prosecution of every corporation and individual that has bribed the trump administration. Perp walk all of them.
Coinbase donated to Trump's $300 million White House ballroom project as an appeal to the administration, Emilie Choi, the cryptocurrency exchange's president and COO, said at Axios' BFD event today.
Exclusive: Coinbase explains donation to Trump's ballroom
Tech firms like Google, Amazon, and Nvidia also donated to Trump's ballroom fund.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I guess "modern American masculinity is a neotenous emotional state where the culture permits, and even cultivates, juvenile developmental qualities into adulthood" is just a fancy way of saying "everyone is twelve now"
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.

"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm starting to think Olivia Nuzzi is some sort of pervert
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM