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Steve Syfuhs

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Idiot of note. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work. Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 https://syfuhs.net/

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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 12h

It's Patch Tuesday and ASP.NET Core has a doozy, with a CVSS score of 9.9, our highest ever. Let's examine why.

The bug enables http request smuggling, which on its own for ASP.NET Core would be nowhere near that high, but that's not how we rate things...

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Microsoft Security Advisory CVE-2025-55315: .NET Security Feature Bypass Vulnerability · Issue #371 · dotnet/announcements

Microsoft Security Advisory CVE-2025-55315: .NET Security Feature Bypass Vulnerability Executive summary Microsoft is releasing this security advisory to provide information about a vulnerability i...

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 3h

Oh godsdammit

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 3h

To be clear I do think German and Czech beers are superior, but I have a soft spot for Guinness.

a man wearing a hat says we good

ALT: a man wearing a hat says we good

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 3h

I have never claimed to be sophisticated

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 3h

Me when my wife is watching this or Teen and Pregnant (no judgement on watching guilty pleasures but jfc)

a baby wearing a black space racer shirt

ALT: a baby wearing a black space racer shirt

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 4h

AND I like Guinness

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 4h

Okay but that's because Guinness outside Europe is shit to begin with

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 5h

Step-planet what are you doing??

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 6h

Jerry even the Dodgers hate the Dodgers

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 6h

Why do you think one has consistently dominated the other for 30 years

in the market

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 6h

Orange cat gonna orange cat

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 6h

Weirdly the number of swear words in my email has remained the same

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 9h

Admittedly curious in a morbid sort of way how a Pornhub Enterprise suite would go.

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Unfortunately he's in driving distance for me so I have a healthy respect for the terror he *could* cause.

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

I have promised him that I will never publicly admit he's a giant teddy bear. Nothing in this world will make me say he's a giant teddy bear. Not even the outfits he got the baby.

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

Clip Sergeant, AKA Clippy the HUD AI: hey! It looks like you're about to clear this room. Would you like help with that?

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 1d

We just got back from a week in the sun. Such a wonderful language.

H
IS FOR
HAWAII
THE ALOHA STATE ABC PRIMER

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

Why is it whenever I learn a new word here there's a good chance it came from you or @funranium.bsky.social

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

Only illegal in Quebec after the '84 incident involving the MP from Shawinigan

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

Wouldn't put it past her to be in on it too tbh

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

My friend, you may not be advocating for people doing something stupid or illegal but you are saying that anyone that says doing something stupid and illegal is a bad idea is themselves immoral and wrong. Do you understand why engaging the way you did is an idiotic and moronic thing to do?

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

They spent $80k on a car designed by an idiot for an idiot to sell to idiots. It was never going to be a fair fight.

Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

Between the two I'd put my money on the prius any day.

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

Last time I went to TJs I was nearly run over by a cybertruck. He got an earful about being a fascist small dick brownshirt when he stopped to tell me I was jaywalking.

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 2d

@risu.bsky.social just saying what we were all thinking

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