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Barry Dorrans
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Security Curmudgeon for Microsoft .NET

Do you really think work wants my social media opinions?

Not nice, but kind - @medus4.com

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What doesn't kill you disappoints me.
Have yourself a merry little er visit
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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...wot.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is cute but it’s also on the kitchen table
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Lol. Liar!

“It triggered a malware alert (which was quarantined automatically), and while I was trying to troubleshoot it I ended up accidentally removing the laptop from the domain, which locked me out because I don’t have admin rights.”

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November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh dear god. A black friday sale on domain names.

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November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Maybe this silly tradition can be brought to an end now.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I talked to my teddy bear when I was going through my divorce ... but I still wasn't this deluded
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Not sure who is guarding the yard more here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Laughs in Northern Ireland in the 80s
“In these lectures, Thiel doesn’t just flirt with the apocalyptic. He goes all in — openly discussing the Antichrist, naming Pope Leo XIV as a potential manifestation of that figure, and, most disturbingly, advising JD Vance to ignore the pope on moral matters altogether.”
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.

He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Novo Nordisk Unveils New, Stronger Ozempic for Your Mom: tinyurl.com/bddhnv5p
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Boooo!
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
BREAKING - Windows XP responsible for Brexit
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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DR WHO is like Catholicism: Don't trust anyone who gets into it as an adult.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
How dare you.

The avalanche had started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
For those of ypu keeping score at home, sci-fi fandoms:

Avoid, Lock the Door, Salt the Earth: Babylon Fivers

Keep Distance, Don’t Turn Back On: Warsies, Trekkies

Engage Cautiously, Have Spray Bottle Ready: Blake’s 7

Invite in for Cookies: Farscapers
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Another Freestyle Libre recall is happening

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November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
lol @0x0.boo the bsky app is trying to load a list of yours that I don't have access to, so I get 400 auth required.

at://did:plc:xfqcsi7wuwedeqaa5m7aih44/app.bsky.graph.list/3ksi33vcupu2h

@hailey.at @samuel.fm what's up with this?
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@tess.bzky.team Don't forget your evening meds
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Tell him you deserve the Kirbussy slippers
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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We knew that was a great ad campaign 👏: tinyurl.com/2c5ysbd7
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Sourdough bread made in your dutch oven is a casserole.

Take that lock down.
What’s casserole?

Seriously, I’ve never eaten one in my life.

Is a lasagna a casserole? How about a shepherd’s pie?
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM