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Barry Dorrans
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Security Curmudgeon for Microsoft .NET

Do you really think work wants my social media opinions?

Not nice, but kind - @medus4.com

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What doesn't kill you disappoints me.
Can't think why Disney deleted this threads post.

Kudos to michej40Disney on threads for capturing it
January 18, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Anyway, people, if you are writing a custom lexicon please use descriptions, because it's often not obvious what your type is for.

I know Bluesky is crap at that, there's no reason to emulate them.
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
www.paulsmith.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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This really did drag down the previously unimpeachable reputation FIFA had for integrity.
January 18, 2026 at 3:24 PM
They’re releasing teasers for superbowl
commercials now?

What dystopian capitalism stage is this?
Pringles Super Bowl 2026 Teaser, 'Love at First Bite' Featuring Sabrina Carpenter
Sabrina Carpenter plays a game of "Loves Me, Loves Me Not" with a flower-like bouquet of Pringles. As she pulls off each "petal," she oscillates between smiling and frowning as she...
www.ispot.tv
January 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Ok my custom atproto lexicons project is up and running with pre-release packages.

It has @standard.site records, and the statusphere.xyz records.

I’ll do @leaflet.pub and @stream.place before doing an actual release. (What on earth is a stream.places rendition record?)

github.com/blowdart/idu...
GitHub - blowdart/idunno.AtProto.Lexicons: A collection of lexicon implementations for AT Protocol for use with idunno.AtProto
A collection of lexicon implementations for AT Protocol for use with idunno.AtProto - blowdart/idunno.AtProto.Lexicons
github.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
You are not like me.

I have a WinRAR license.
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
It wasn’t me who destroyed the new kitten toys, it was just coincidence the pulled apart twine and the little bell inside were in my bed.
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Fucking bullshit
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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More video of him getting run off here
From the minnesota community on Reddit: Jake Lang attempting to distance himself from the crowd in Minneapolis. Only 10 people showed up for his hate march.
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
www.reddit.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I had to buy a new wok because I put my old one in the oven to dry off, forgot, and Nikki preheated the oven two days later.

I lost 40 years of seasoning.

I’ve had the new one for three weeks and have been putting off using it in case it’s crap and I will be sulky all day.
January 17, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
It’s so annoying it’s still light at 5pm
January 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Oh this revealed a lurking bug.

I guess no one has been using PutRecord.
OK this looks workable
January 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
OK this looks workable
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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You can tell by the eyes.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Oh no
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Oh no
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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The U.S. Department of Transportation brought to D.C. an automated bus to showcase its work on self-driving vehicles, taking officials from around the country on a ride.

One of those trips was interrupted when the bus got rear-ended by a Tesla.
Officials showed off a robo-bus in D.C. It got hit by a Tesla driver.
A Beep automated shuttle bus displayed by the U.S. Department of Transportation in D.C. this week got into a collision with a driver on H Street.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Once again: You don’t actually like Gavin Newsom. You like his social media team, because you’re too online. The actual guy is terrible.
And no, Gavin Newsom’s *social media team* being lil sassy stinkers online while he lets Ben Shapiro dog walk him on his own podcast is NOT the degree of cold-blooded ferocity against MAGA rapists and murderers that I’m looking for.
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Of course the unvaccinated infectious visitors from South Carolina went to Chick-fil-a.
Measles Case in Visitors to Snohomish and King Counties • Snohomish County Health Department, WA
www.snohd.org
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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BlueSky has been filmed in front of a live audience.
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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I’ve forgotten what any people are like

I don’t think Microsoft has realised how feral some of us have gotten during work from home and they’re not prepared for the return to work consequences.
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
OK I think I have C# @standard.site lexicons working, and testing. Debating if I want to do the hidden away subscription class as well.

Testing was fun, oh, leaflet they say, wait, @leaflet.pub records aren't compatible yet.

Damnit, now I need to do leaflet.pub definitions too.
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM