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War and Peas 🧿
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🌹 Comics by Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz 🌹

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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · Dec 15
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
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Spend a minute of your day with us, laugh with us, revel in the absurdity of the world with us. We promise to keep going, if you promise to keep reading – and supporting us.

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November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Everyone says making a living as comic artists is impossible. But it's not. Every time a reader decides to support our work by becoming a Patron, it gets us one step closer to our goal. Our goal to deliver that much needed comic relief.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Book club
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Unfortunately we cannot say as it's the decision of our publishing house. We'd love to though!
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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You'll get exclusive content featuring characters making even worse life choices than we do:

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November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Like most artists on the internet, we're trapped in a cycle of creating content for free while hoping someone eventually notices we're slowly selling off furniture to buy art supplies.

If you've enjoyed our comic enough to read to the end of this sentence, consider supporting us on Patreon.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Panel 1: Parents look at their child’s stick figure drawing of two people with Xs for eyes, lying in pools of red. Father: "Honey, what on earth... That’s...". Panel 2: *A close-up of the child’s drawing shows two stick figures with Xs for eyes and red scribbles around them. Panel 3: The parents look at each other and the mother says, "...excellent line work, sweetie!" Panel 4: The same drawing is now framed and hanging on a wall at an art gallery. Adults at the gallery event are seen admiring
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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If we wouldn’t have a Patreon page, we’d have to get real jobs and couldn't make comics at all.

So when you see plugs from us or any other artist, please be kind and remember we're just trying to keep creating. Thank you for understanding!

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November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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We know constant plugs are annoying, but please try to take a different perspective here:

Although millions of people read our comics every week, it's still difficult for creators to make a living. We don't get any money directly from Instagram or any other platform we post on.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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If we wouldn’t have a Patreon page, we’d have to get real jobs and couldn't make comics at all.

So when you see plugs from us or any other artist, please be kind and remember we're just trying to keep creating. Thank you for understanding!

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November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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We know constant plugs are annoying, but please try to take a different perspective here:

Although millions of people read our comics every week, it's still difficult for creators to make a living. We don't get any money directly from Instagram or any other platform we post on.
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk, hands clasped. Death: “Every Friday, from 10 to 12, I have office hours.” Panel 2: A ghost appears with a question: “I wanted to see how my cat is doing.” Panel 3: Death checks his computer. Death: “Ah, Mr. Franklin. You died alone in your apartment, three days ago?” Ghost: “Yes.” Panel 4: Death: “Okay, let’s check in on Mr. Fluffles.” Panel 5: Death (looking at screen) Ghost: “What?” Panel 6: Death (grim): “Let’s just say, he’s not hungry.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Ist wieder verfügbar!
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Denn mit diesem Kalender beginnt jede Woche des neuen Jahres mit einem Lacher, einem Kichern oder zumindest einem süffisanten Lächeln. Also greift zu bevor das Jahr zu Ende ist.

Erhältlich ist der Kalender in jedem Buchladen oder unseren Online Shop:
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Volltreffer Wochenkalender 2026 – Deutschsprachig
Die Strips von War and Peas zaubern dir ein Lächeln ins Gesicht und sind das beste Mittel, um jeden Montagmorgen gut in die Woche zu starten. Mit präzisen Beobachtungen, scharfsinnigen Pointen und…
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November 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Ok, we know this is weird because we usually post in fine English only but this post is solely for German speakers – who as everyone knows need humor more than any other people.

Leute, es ist soweit! Unser erster Kalender ist draußen und er ist, nun ja, ein VOLLTREFFER!
Kalenderblatt für April 2026, KW 15, aus dem War and Peas Wochenkalender (Edition Moderne). Der Comic zeigt eine Pressekonferenz mit grünen Aliens. Ein Journalist fragt 'Jesus? Supertyp!' und erwähnt, dass die Menschheit seit Jahrhunderten auf seine Wiederkunft wartet. Die Aliens antworten skeptisch 'Ach ja? Zu uns kommt er jedes Jahr' und 'Dann gibt's Plätzchen. Und bei euch so?' Die letzte Szene zeigt Stille im Publikum mit 'Halt mal. Was habt ihr getan?' Unten sind die Wochentage Mo 6 (Ostermontag) bis So 12 mit dem Hinweis 'Rethink Masculinity Day' am Mi 8. Kalenderblatt für Mai 2026, KW 22, aus dem War and Peas Wochenkalender (Edition Moderne). Der Comic zeigt eine moderne Rapunzel-Parodie: Ein Ritter ruft 'Prinzessin, ich werde dich retten!' Die Prinzessin im Turm antwortet 'Wieso? Ich habe Netflix, Pizza und eine Sammlung von Vibratoren.' Nach kurzem Schweigen bittet sie 'Aber du könntest mir neue Batterien besorgen.' Unten sind die Wochentage Mo 25 (Pfingstmontag) bis So 31. Kalenderblatt für Oktober/November 2026, KW 44, aus dem War and Peas Wochenkalender (Edition Moderne). Der Comic zeigt eine Katzen-Person namens Alice von der Buchhaltung, die an der Tür steht und sagt 'Hi, Ben, danke für die Einladung.' Sie stellt sich als 'Alice, von der Buchhaltung' vor und macht einen Witz: 'Haha, war nur 'n Scherz! Ich hab mich als jemand mit Alzheimer verkleidet!' Ben antwortet nervös 'Oh! Haha!' In der letzten Szene steht Ben verwirrt auf einer Party und denkt 'Wer zum Teufel sind diese Leute?' Unten sind die Wochentage Mo 26 (Österreichischer Nationalfeiertag) bis So 1 mit dem Hinweis 'Halloween' am Sa 31.
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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A black and white cartoon showing witches with different modes of transportation under a crescent moon. One young witch stands on the ground looking up disapprovingly, while three other witches fly through the sky - one on a scooter/moped, one on a hoverboard, and one on what appears to be a Roomba vacuum. The caption reads: 'Kids these days... Don't even know how to drive the stick anymore.'
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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We call all patrons to help us finish our first CHRISTMAS COMIC! We need all your creative energy!

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November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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If you've ever laughed, smiled, or felt less alone because of our comics, know this: Your support means the world to us.

Thank you for being part of the story and helping us keep creating what we love.

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November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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You scroll past these comics to escape stress, but on the other side, creators are drowning in it. Platforms profit from our work, but we see none of it.

Patreon is the difference between creating out of love and creating out of desperation.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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NO to kings but YES to patrons of the arts! Help your favorite jester duo by becoming a supporter on Patreon:

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November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM