Steve Syfuhs
@syfuhs.net
Idiot of note. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work.
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Well there's your problem
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Well there's your problem
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Welp, it's been a few weeks since the last puppy got adopted, so we've got two more puppies we're fostering. These two (siblings) are SUPER CUTE and SUPER FRIENDLY and SUPER CUDDLY. Not shy at all (our last few fosters have been shy).
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Welp, it's been a few weeks since the last puppy got adopted, so we've got two more puppies we're fostering. These two (siblings) are SUPER CUTE and SUPER FRIENDLY and SUPER CUDDLY. Not shy at all (our last few fosters have been shy).
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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The last thing I’ll see when she finally gets me
January 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The last thing I’ll see when she finally gets me
THIS IS NOT A HELPFUL ALERT
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
THIS IS NOT A HELPFUL ALERT
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Here’s a goofy dog with a weird tongue to add some joy to your timeline
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Here’s a goofy dog with a weird tongue to add some joy to your timeline
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he works so hard
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
he works so hard
Oh look, we posted a great landing page for thinking through the top six security risks to Active Directory in critical environments.
Microsoft’s guidance to help mitigate critical threats to Active Directory Domain Services in 2025
As organizations modernize, AD DS continues to be a frequent focus for cyberattacks. This summary outlines six critical threats and provides actionable steps to help detect and reduce risk.
www.microsoft.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Oh look, we posted a great landing page for thinking through the top six security risks to Active Directory in critical environments.
Something something NTLM
January 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Something something NTLM
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"Y'ello? You'll have to speak up.
I'm wearing a towel."
I'm wearing a towel."
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Y'ello? You'll have to speak up.
I'm wearing a towel."
I'm wearing a towel."
Baby: *smacks dog*
Kate: Avery no! If you're going to smack something go to your dad!
Me: wtf
Kate: I.....didn't mean it that way
Kate: Avery no! If you're going to smack something go to your dad!
Me: wtf
Kate: I.....didn't mean it that way
January 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Baby: *smacks dog*
Kate: Avery no! If you're going to smack something go to your dad!
Me: wtf
Kate: I.....didn't mean it that way
Kate: Avery no! If you're going to smack something go to your dad!
Me: wtf
Kate: I.....didn't mean it that way
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brontosaurus was just a brachiosaurus with an apatosaurus head put on it by mistake or some shit like that. it’s not real
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
brontosaurus was just a brachiosaurus with an apatosaurus head put on it by mistake or some shit like that. it’s not real
Kate: what dinosaur is this? Is it a brontosaurus?
Me: brontosaurus or brachiosaurus
Kate: is this a brontosaurus?
Me: or a brachiosaurus
Kate: which is it?
Me: certainly one of them
Kate: you aren't helpful
Me: never claimed to be
Me: brontosaurus or brachiosaurus
Kate: is this a brontosaurus?
Me: or a brachiosaurus
Kate: which is it?
Me: certainly one of them
Kate: you aren't helpful
Me: never claimed to be
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Kate: what dinosaur is this? Is it a brontosaurus?
Me: brontosaurus or brachiosaurus
Kate: is this a brontosaurus?
Me: or a brachiosaurus
Kate: which is it?
Me: certainly one of them
Kate: you aren't helpful
Me: never claimed to be
Me: brontosaurus or brachiosaurus
Kate: is this a brontosaurus?
Me: or a brachiosaurus
Kate: which is it?
Me: certainly one of them
Kate: you aren't helpful
Me: never claimed to be
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I feel as though it should be more difficult to procure a radioactive phallus
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I feel as though it should be more difficult to procure a radioactive phallus
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As a dog owner, off leash dog owners are a menace to society.
Yes, you. Idc how well trained you think your dog is. If you are not in a designated off leash dog park and your dog is off leash your entitlement is putting others and your dog at serious risk. Double especially in urban areas!!
Yes, you. Idc how well trained you think your dog is. If you are not in a designated off leash dog park and your dog is off leash your entitlement is putting others and your dog at serious risk. Double especially in urban areas!!
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
As a dog owner, off leash dog owners are a menace to society.
Yes, you. Idc how well trained you think your dog is. If you are not in a designated off leash dog park and your dog is off leash your entitlement is putting others and your dog at serious risk. Double especially in urban areas!!
Yes, you. Idc how well trained you think your dog is. If you are not in a designated off leash dog park and your dog is off leash your entitlement is putting others and your dog at serious risk. Double especially in urban areas!!
The good news, I guess, is that this was not planned out well at all. The bad news, I guess, is also that this was not planned out well at all.
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The good news, I guess, is that this was not planned out well at all. The bad news, I guess, is also that this was not planned out well at all.
I've heard this before and I'm not even that old
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I've heard this before and I'm not even that old
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this may come as a surprise to some people. but the american military is largely better at stuff than the russian military
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
this may come as a surprise to some people. but the american military is largely better at stuff than the russian military
When it's a holiday week and the toddler has been home the entire time
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
When it's a holiday week and the toddler has been home the entire time
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Whelp. The barn cat finally made the doofus tuxedo cat fully glitch this afternoon. I don't even know how he managed to get like that, but he just stayed there for 10 minutes while she (and we) watched in mild confusion.
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Whelp. The barn cat finally made the doofus tuxedo cat fully glitch this afternoon. I don't even know how he managed to get like that, but he just stayed there for 10 minutes while she (and we) watched in mild confusion.
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Always be sure to plug in your Space Needle directly to the wall outlet, never through a power strip.
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Always be sure to plug in your Space Needle directly to the wall outlet, never through a power strip.
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Lazy ass blood is what happens when you've been sitting too long.
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Lazy ass blood is what happens when you've been sitting too long.