Steve Syfuhs
@syfuhs.net
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Idiot of note. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work. Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 https://syfuhs.net/
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Unfortunately he's in driving distance for me so I have a healthy respect for the terror he *could* cause.
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I have promised him that I will never publicly admit he's a giant teddy bear. Nothing in this world will make me say he's a giant teddy bear. Not even the outfits he got the baby.
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Clip Sergeant, AKA Clippy the HUD AI: hey! It looks like you're about to clear this room. Would you like help with that?
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We just got back from a week in the sun. Such a wonderful language.
I: ISLANDS
H: HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA'A H
IS FOR
HAWAII
THE ALOHA STATE ABC PRIMER
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Why is it whenever I learn a new word here there's a good chance it came from you or @funranium.bsky.social
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Only illegal in Quebec after the '84 incident involving the MP from Shawinigan
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Wouldn't put it past her to be in on it too tbh
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My friend, you may not be advocating for people doing something stupid or illegal but you are saying that anyone that says doing something stupid and illegal is a bad idea is themselves immoral and wrong. Do you understand why engaging the way you did is an idiotic and moronic thing to do?
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They spent $80k on a car designed by an idiot for an idiot to sell to idiots. It was never going to be a fair fight.
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Between the two I'd put my money on the prius any day.
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Last time I went to TJs I was nearly run over by a cybertruck. He got an earful about being a fascist small dick brownshirt when he stopped to tell me I was jaywalking.
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@risu.bsky.social just saying what we were all thinking
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Dammit! (I didn't read the instructions clearly (evergreen excuse))
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"So you shipped to production, anyway?"
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"...human security to pre-internet levels" requires unpacking and that sounds exhausting.
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Look, it's hard work running at a fast jog while carrying 30 lbs of tactical assault gear gotten off TEMU.
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Out of shape goon squad 🤣
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Heeeey so whatcha got right there? 👀
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IT IS NOT SHOUTY QUIET SATURDAY MORNING WHAT IS THIS
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Aha! Learn something new every day.
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"Lucite embedment" generically. Dunno if there's something more specific for this.
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So THAT'S what's on the other side
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You have doomed the team
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"We asked nicely and they said no, but nicely, so we said OK".