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josh houtz

@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2h

thank you!

josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2h

I know I’m late, but holy shit that hanger/joe promo was sick.

josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 5h

ain't no way he said this with that sorry ass looking mustache on his upper DSL

josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 5h

thank you, lane <3

their head exploded when they asked if our kids would eat the cake & i listed off a squad of 3 & their ages.

i also need to stop using the "&" sign, right? idk why it became a habit & now i'm stuck in no man's land.

josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 5h

i feel much closer to death than i do 18 hahaha

josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 5h

my wife & i went out for our 10th wedding anniversary last night & we both got carded 💅

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 1d

you get her number?

josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .

ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t, which is why I post things like this. At the very least, part of my 50k followers will see this. those that get mad, I block. I rarely post about the dolphins over there & refuse to post clips.

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 1d

no, I don’t charge my phone.

josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 1d

I just wanted to admit I was wrong… but you’re right.

josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 1d

this is why I use tweeter

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 1d

still can’t believe I let this live action goomba hoodwink me. I’m sorry.

Conor Lamb @conorlambpa.bsky.social · 2d

Last night Fetterman voted to allow Trump to execute people at sea, today he wants to give him a Nobel Prize. Just no core principles.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

FOX: Do you think Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?

FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d

Wrote about why it *really* feels like Stephen Miller's nuclear-level on-air gaffe should be getting more attention.
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The Stephen Miller Gaffe Every Judge Needs To Bookmark

Maybe Miller realizes the 2024 election did not mark the end of history.

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2d

posted this before seeing jon’s skeet… mendoza vs moore is definitely a battle to watch… both have been impressive this szn.

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2d

#SitOnMyFaceForSellers

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2d

I truly think I was a day late with this & if you ever wanted proof Im dead inside, that should be it.

but yeah, im tired of waking up to random news of a tua hip injury, only to watch him land on IR… at least this time, the season is already joever

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 2d

When she casts the deciding vote to release the Epstein files

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2d

a yellow cartoon character is standing in the grass

ALT: a yellow cartoon character is standing in the grass

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2d

not this shit again

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2d

that’s incredible. you got to witness the rise & fall of leonte carroo 😭. I’ve never been to a college game tbh… some day I’ll watch PSU win a 6-3 ball game in person.

you get that new ghost game? I’ve been playing skate nonstop because it makes me feel young again

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2d

oh shit you work at rutgers?! that’s so sick! are you emotionally invested in their football program? just wondering if I need to root for them more than I already was :)

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2d

thank you!

I need to stop sulking & start creating!

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 2d

this hat
a red hat
bills, jets or pats hat
probably some others too, but I’m going to act like an a-hole if I see one. I can’t help it; it’s just in my blood. (idk if I used the ; right but eff it)