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At this point it is likely Jared Leto only gets roles because executives want in on his sex cult

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 18h

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LOL at The Escapist's YouTube Channel now!

The Escapist's youtube channel is all slots big wins all the time, baby!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19h

ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/ice-raids-myth-vs-fact/

MYTH: My grandmother was deported to El Salvador.

FACT: No one really knows where she was deported to.

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ScholarlyCowboy @scholarlycowboy.bsky.social · 22h

I worked in the cafeteria in college, and we’d cook multiple 20lb tubes at once in huge steamed kettles. So it probably a numbers game at that point. And these were higher quality than store bought too.

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Will Ripley return to the ALIEN franchise? According to star Sigourney Weaver, she already has! Watch The Mandalorian and Grogu vs. Aliens, in theaters only, July 3, 2026!

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Forgotten Comic Strips @forgottencomics.bsky.social · 1d

"The Simpsons" by Sherri L. Smith, Jeanette Bose and Jason Ho, 1998-2002
September 22nd, 2002 as seen in the Sacramento Bee

Sunday comic strip "The Simpsons," a tie-in to the animated show of the same name. Homer takes Lisa to a museum exhibit on neanderthals. While the museum guide details how ancient man gathered food, a hungry Homer spies a vending machine. When his food gets stuck, he starts to violently rattle the machine, reflecting the guide's description of neanderthal behavior. The vending machine falls on top of Homer, and the guide tells Lisa to leave him, "it's nature's way."

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🎃🎃🎃Tars or Treat!!!👻👻👻🍭🍭🍭🕷️🕷️🕷️ @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 23h

lol I didn't hit any bone but that stuff was closer to pink slime than actual ground beef. We made a beef/rice/peppers dish with it and it was just a grease-flavored mush we thankfully had cooked separately

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ScholarlyCowboy @scholarlycowboy.bsky.social · 1d

You’re liable to crack a tooth on bone in those tubes, and yes, they are awful.

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She Won The Nobel Peace Prize. You Won't Believe How Many Pieces She Wants To Blow You Up Into!

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You'd think that would be the target audience for living mas, but yet...

🎃🎃🎃Tars or Treat!!!👻👻👻🍭🍭🍭🕷️🕷️🕷️ @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 1d

Proud to say I've never been busted for having sex while I was cheating on a test. I did have a couple of close calls but did remember to reserve the room again in the online calendar

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Sadly all the ones even remotely near work closed down last year, I'm down to 2 places I can get a meal for under $6 if I don't have time to pack lunch

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Jerry @jerfad.bsky.social · 1d

That’s a good Taco Bell choice

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Proud to announce I have won the Taco Bell Beefy 5-Layer Burrito Prize due to redeeming my points on the app. Take that, Trump!

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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 1d

NOBEL PEACE PRICE COMMITTEE: WE GIVE THIS AWARD, FOR PEACE

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 1d

Machado issues her first statement since being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and makes a thinly-veiled appeal to Trump for US intervention in Venezuela:

María Corina Machado ©
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This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.
We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.
I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
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🎃🎃🎃Tars or Treat!!!👻👻👻🍭🍭🍭🕷️🕷️🕷️ @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 1d

Late but this was Sunday at Luckys, we got the smaller ground beef that was buy 1 get one. The tube is the low quality beef that we bought once and never again.

$13.99 a pound ground beef?!?!? Good thing it is buy one, get one

The cheap tube beef at $9.99 but also in the 5 for $5 each deal

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1d

Dentist Named Toothaker Allegedly Stole Dental Gold
www.huffpost.com/entry/tootha...

Dentist Named Toothaker Allegedly Stole Dental Gold

www.huffpost.com

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

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Brian Darr @hellonfriscobay.bsky.social · 1d

Which will be fully animated but just more photorealistic.

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If The Simpsons ever gets cancelled, there will be a live-action remake within five years

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 1d

Winamp Skin: super mario bros 1 remix by luigihann

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Yeah, but is there an Alligator building in Orange, MS???

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RetroAchievements @retroachievements.org · 2d

Our founder, Scott, would like to discuss the recent situation that happened on RetroAchievements as well as the measures we will be taking going forward to ensure a healthy, welcoming community for all enjoyers of retro games and achievements.

retroachievements.org/forums/topic...

Clarifying RetroAchievements’ Goals

TL;DR RetroAchievements supports openness and celebrating retro gaming, but we will not provide a platform for games that contain illegal, hateful, or otherwise abhorrent content. Achievement sets for...

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neon.dinosaur 📽️💀 @lilvintagetoy.bsky.social · 2d

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