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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

No more replies for people who don't take a cursory look at the thread first. No more quotes. I am SICK OF IT.

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks so much to everyone replying to tell me it's satire, as you know I am illiterate and don't have access to the Internet so I was unable to find that out before deciding this is a hard no

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Ok

Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

The people who be "actually"-ing me about this. My god.

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Mrs Queeeeeeent (as if said by a ghost) @quarkquent.bsky.social · 1d

What if… and bear with me here, the holocaust wasn’t funny.

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Twats

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks so much to everyone replying to tell me it's satire, as you know I am illiterate and don't have access to the Internet so I was unable to find that out before deciding this is a hard no

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

"Don't worry it's actually something that gives itself permission to be awful" ok thanks

Mark 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦 @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 1d

It’s actually a piss-take of leftist re-imaginings of history like Hamilton and I’d honestly pay to see it.

Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

No

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

All manner of no

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Somehow not April 1st?

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

No

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

No i mean *I* am subject to these rules? I? HANNAH?

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Wait what

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Mine was an Android. I am just so *furious* about it. A guy on a bike swerved close to me yesterday just as I'd already buttoned the new phone into my pocket and I am sure he just reached me too late to try, they are just repulsive scum.

Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Like also where is she getting that Travis Kelce is racist? Did she have this energy for Matty "jerkin it to Ghetto Gaggers" Healy? Genuinely the second coming of Nicole Cliffe over here tbh

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

If I had legs like Taylor Swift I would wear nothing longer than booty shorts ever

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

In fairness to James the "You're Beautiful" woman was his ex so she probably had spoken to him a couple times

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Feel like this should have been a "whom" and I should be embarrassed

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Not one single time

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

She can talk to novelists while while married to an athlete! She probably knows loads! But you don't have to see obscure films to write pop love songs! Absolutely deranged behaviour.

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

I unfortunately have had a look at Cambridge dictionary online and it agrees you can do that in an American accent but crucially I am not going to

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly only ever hear of this woman from horrible takes on the Internet but imagine calling yourself a feminist and thinking a woman's talent is contingent on her husband, who you believe is the only influence in her life.

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 2d

With his unliterary tree trunk of a penis 😭

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 2d

I guess I would just not be such a bitchy snobby asshole idk

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