Hannah
@teaforpterosaur.bsky.social
The most scandalocious little fish in the sea
Omg I dropped my pain au choc outside the office lift (augurs badly) and went to Sainsburys to replace it and as I came out I almost collided with a man and he put his hand on my back at bra strap level for NO reason, like I wasn't nearly falling over, I just pulled up short and said sorry!
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Omg I dropped my pain au choc outside the office lift (augurs badly) and went to Sainsburys to replace it and as I came out I almost collided with a man and he put his hand on my back at bra strap level for NO reason, like I wasn't nearly falling over, I just pulled up short and said sorry!
Yeah and I don't think we should do the Chagos thing but to be fair Trump will say any old shit
For much of the past year, Sir Keir Starmer has been using the fact that Trump endorsed the sellout of the Chagos to justify his betrayal of Chagossians.
Now, not only is Trump attacking the deal, but he is also using it to justify his designs on Greenland.
Now, not only is Trump attacking the deal, but he is also using it to justify his designs on Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Yeah and I don't think we should do the Chagos thing but to be fair Trump will say any old shit
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It is not progressive for a terminally ill person who is wealthy to receive private care while one who is poor is killed by the state
It is not progressive to pass a bill so filled with loopholes it puts learning disabled, mentally ill and poor people at risk
It is not progressive to pass a bill so filled with loopholes it puts learning disabled, mentally ill and poor people at risk
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
It is not progressive for a terminally ill person who is wealthy to receive private care while one who is poor is killed by the state
It is not progressive to pass a bill so filled with loopholes it puts learning disabled, mentally ill and poor people at risk
It is not progressive to pass a bill so filled with loopholes it puts learning disabled, mentally ill and poor people at risk
Yeah these glasses should not exist it is outright evil. Spy on women or go insane or both!
NEW: In January 2024, a man purchased Meta's newly AI-infused smart glasses.
He went on to experience a devastating break with reality that played out across Meta platforms — with Meta AI as his companion, entertaining and affirming his worsening delusional beliefs.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
He went on to experience a devastating break with reality that played out across Meta platforms — with Meta AI as his companion, entertaining and affirming his worsening delusional beliefs.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Yeah these glasses should not exist it is outright evil. Spy on women or go insane or both!
Giles Coren, never knowingly right about anything
Ynyshir: Giles Coren says hygiene ratings do not apply to Michelin restaurants
Ynyshir: Giles Coren says hygiene ratings do not apply to Michelin restaurants
The restaurant critic says inspectors should "modernise" after Ynyshir recieved a one-out-of-five hygiene rating.
www.bbc.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Giles Coren, never knowingly right about anything
Wonder if the Bow Lane Konditor has closed because stupid bitches like me "stopped buying cake and lost weight"
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Wonder if the Bow Lane Konditor has closed because stupid bitches like me "stopped buying cake and lost weight"
Obsessed with the before scenario here. A random, precariously stacked jumble of full wine bottles in the corner of the counter, yes that's what I currently have, I need this rack urgently
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Obsessed with the before scenario here. A random, precariously stacked jumble of full wine bottles in the corner of the counter, yes that's what I currently have, I need this rack urgently
Kinda shit I be buying now I got my own place
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Kinda shit I be buying now I got my own place
People doing starter packs again and I'm still not on any of them, a timely reminder that my content is very bad x
January 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
People doing starter packs again and I'm still not on any of them, a timely reminder that my content is very bad x
Are places still doing Galette des Rois I haven't had any and I'm upset about it
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Are places still doing Galette des Rois I haven't had any and I'm upset about it
Not sure "someone who thinks you can and should make the choice to be heterosexual knows what they're talking about because they've done it themselves" is the pro-gay slam dunk she and Gay Times seem to think it is?
January 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Not sure "someone who thinks you can and should make the choice to be heterosexual knows what they're talking about because they've done it themselves" is the pro-gay slam dunk she and Gay Times seem to think it is?
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Why do the BBC (why does anyone) go to the most failed of failed finance ministers for comment? Seriously, what the fuck does he have to offer anyone?
January 4, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Why do the BBC (why does anyone) go to the most failed of failed finance ministers for comment? Seriously, what the fuck does he have to offer anyone?
Come now how were Americans to know an obvious lunatic was going to do lunatic shit
I'm going to come out and say it: I don't think Kamala Harris would have done this.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Come now how were Americans to know an obvious lunatic was going to do lunatic shit
If I get a bird feeder will the birds shit all over my balcony
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 AM
If I get a bird feeder will the birds shit all over my balcony
I performed Selena Gomez's kidney transplant x
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I performed Selena Gomez's kidney transplant x
Joining Bank of Voldemort, moving my mortgage over from the Darth Sidious Building Society this week
What IS it with tech bros and Tolkien? You could name your company anything, but you choose a) an embodiment of evil b) that gets defeated by a gang of plucky hobbits.
Also, which client thinks "Who should I choose to protect my assets? I know, Sauron!"?
Also, which client thinks "Who should I choose to protect my assets? I know, Sauron!"?
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Joining Bank of Voldemort, moving my mortgage over from the Darth Sidious Building Society this week
Trying to book Boxing Day lunch in Liverpool be like
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Trying to book Boxing Day lunch in Liverpool be like
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www.instagram.com/reel/DSkrITP... I would simply calm tf down
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December 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
www.instagram.com/reel/DSkrITP... I would simply calm tf down
"Also I am a bunny"
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"Also I am a bunny"
Anyway it's Christmas now so officially time to replace the milk in my homemade lattes with gold top, no I will not be discussing the "catastrophic effect on an 18 month weight loss"
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Anyway it's Christmas now so officially time to replace the milk in my homemade lattes with gold top, no I will not be discussing the "catastrophic effect on an 18 month weight loss"
Turns out the answer to men resting their elbow on my hip when sitting next to me on public transport is to simply jam my own elbow downward to displace it, never once looking at the man
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Turns out the answer to men resting their elbow on my hip when sitting next to me on public transport is to simply jam my own elbow downward to displace it, never once looking at the man
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
Also if you work remote and see people like once a year at the christmas party and you lost a good 6.5 stone people do be fucken nosy don't they
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Also if you work remote and see people like once a year at the christmas party and you lost a good 6.5 stone people do be fucken nosy don't they