Hannah
@teaforpterosaur.bsky.social
The most scandalocious little fish in the sea
Anyway fantastic news, I've just been informed that last year instead of "Dear" on my company's owner's birthday card last year I wrote "Dead"
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Anyway fantastic news, I've just been informed that last year instead of "Dear" on my company's owner's birthday card last year I wrote "Dead"
Just bring some in they can't stop you xxx
This should be available at all workplaces!
Love this 😆
Night night all x
Night night all x
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Just bring some in they can't stop you xxx
Haha don't make me approve of Donald Trump come on
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Haha don't make me approve of Donald Trump come on
A revenge body is for when *they* cheated on *you* hun
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A revenge body is for when *they* cheated on *you* hun
Counterpoint: you are insane
People forget that Great Britain is basically Alabama outside of London only poorer people with weaker constitutions and worse food.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Counterpoint: you are insane
Oh aye. Fella across the way is festooning his balcony with fairy lights.
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Oh aye. Fella across the way is festooning his balcony with fairy lights.
For real tho what the fuck did he take
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
For real tho what the fuck did he take
I... do think that is revolting actually
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I... do think that is revolting actually
Why does this remind me of @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social
Post an image that will always make you laugh
(clearly I’m a bookseller)
(clearly I’m a bookseller)
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Why does this remind me of @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social
Update: i no longer live with anyone at all
I will be real with you, until November I live with 2 people in their 20s and one in their early 30s and I've seen them all fucked off their face on wine
There are reasons to think the claims that Gen Z “doesn’t drink” or even drink less than millennials did at their age aren’t true – it seems to be partly a Covid effect and partly some dodgy stats.
But I could easily believe they drink earlier and go home earlier. Pubs look *quiet* after 9pm now…
But I could easily believe they drink earlier and go home earlier. Pubs look *quiet* after 9pm now…
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Update: i no longer live with anyone at all
You can actually do both things
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
You can actually do both things
*sitting in the cafe* Nicola is gonna be so mad at me if I don't pack
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
*sitting in the cafe* Nicola is gonna be so mad at me if I don't pack
Excited that the algorithm, seeing the one bed flat I have acquired, thinks I want loads more one bed flats
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Excited that the algorithm, seeing the one bed flat I have acquired, thinks I want loads more one bed flats
The court should simply take the freeholds off him and give them to the leaseholders and then go "haha fafo you cnt"
Shocking article in the Sheffield Tribune. A solicitor, Andrew Milne, buying up freeholds of houses and then making (false) threats to the leaseholders to bully them into buying the freehold at a huge premium.
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The court should simply take the freeholds off him and give them to the leaseholders and then go "haha fafo you cnt"
One day I would like to be wealthy enough that when I need to buy something the first thing I do isn't Sort and Filter > Price: low to high
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
One day I would like to be wealthy enough that when I need to buy something the first thing I do isn't Sort and Filter > Price: low to high
Not real sad about it ngl, not everything that calls itself progressive is actually progress
“Condé was content to hold Teen Vogue up as a prop for diversity, youth representation and progressive ideals when it benefited it, and then to unceremoniously discard the entire publication”
a sad, too-fucking-familiar story
a sad, too-fucking-familiar story
What We Lost When Condé Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue
This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Not real sad about it ngl, not everything that calls itself progressive is actually progress
How are you not embarassed
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
How are you not embarassed
Honestly refuse to believe he can go ten times a day four days in a row, some of them must have been just sitting there
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Honestly refuse to believe he can go ten times a day four days in a row, some of them must have been just sitting there
Time to give the Duchy of York to Prince Louis
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Time to give the Duchy of York to Prince Louis
WHY TAKE IT IF YOU ARE GONNA DO THIS YOU FREAKS
The fun thing about having a small team working with you is you can say "hey you're spending this week digging for stolen mobile phones in London flowerbeds, I promise you it's a thing". www.londoncentric.media/p/london-pho...
London's thieves are burying phones in flowerbeds
The police don't take much interest in returning the stolen devices when they're dug up — so London Centric decided to do it.
www.londoncentric.media
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
WHY TAKE IT IF YOU ARE GONNA DO THIS YOU FREAKS
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I... also had no idea this was illegal
Kew woman fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain in Richmond - BBC News
Burcu Yesilyurt says the fine is "disproportionate" while Richmond Council say it is in line with its policies.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I... also had no idea this was illegal
Look who is "we", obviously I can't speak for everyone but I personally never experienced a milisecond of doubt about whether Virginia Giuffre was lying or not?
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Look who is "we", obviously I can't speak for everyone but I personally never experienced a milisecond of doubt about whether Virginia Giuffre was lying or not?
Damn is the iPaper now being run by Laurence Fox
October 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Damn is the iPaper now being run by Laurence Fox