Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦
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Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Pinned
I like the contemporary room at the National Portrait Gallery, or as I call it, "The People who've Blocked Me on Twitter Gallery"
Not joking when I say I'm not sure both the leads could survive another promo tour
Plans are already underway for the future of the Wicked franchise, following the smash-hit debut of Wicked: For Good. https://bit.ly/4rrUWpg
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Not joking when I say I'm not sure both the leads could survive another promo tour
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And honestly I don't give a fuck if it's popular or not. It's going to make a lot of kids' lives better. That's the point of government. Not an opinion poll.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
And honestly I don't give a fuck if it's popular or not. It's going to make a lot of kids' lives better. That's the point of government. Not an opinion poll.
Oh well. It's the Burberry shareholders I feel for really
Having carefully calculated that there is absolutely nothing in the budget, floated, mooted or recommended that isn't going to hit me (rightly, though less rightly for some options) I'd just like the love shared a bit so real money got raised and the country visibly got better as a result.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Oh well. It's the Burberry shareholders I feel for really
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Don't know how to take videos off twitter so you'll have to cope with going there, but fucking hell this is absurdly violent. Perhaps...you don't have to stand with Palestine Action, actually
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x.com/CourtNewsUK/...
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November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Don't know how to take videos off twitter so you'll have to cope with going there, but fucking hell this is absurdly violent. Perhaps...you don't have to stand with Palestine Action, actually
x.com/CourtNewsUK/...
x.com/CourtNewsUK/...
Look, it's a long article, but would it kill anyone to actually read it? Yes, it's written for an intelligent audience, but nevertheless, it's not exactly subtle in setting out all the ways he is a mad unpleasant crank.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
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Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Look, it's a long article, but would it kill anyone to actually read it? Yes, it's written for an intelligent audience, but nevertheless, it's not exactly subtle in setting out all the ways he is a mad unpleasant crank.
Today's waterproof a proper wanker IYKYK choice
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Today's waterproof a proper wanker IYKYK choice
It's going well
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
It's going well
I didn't know it was your
Fanny Salon
England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008
England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I didn't know it was your
Enjoy your death trap ladies
Fanny Salon
England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008
England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Enjoy your death trap ladies
I would be lanyard class but it's infra dig to actually wear it, I keep it in my pocket for the lift at work
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I would be lanyard class but it's infra dig to actually wear it, I keep it in my pocket for the lift at work
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The fact that in both 2019 and 2024, the winning party did so with a set of manifesto promises that could not be kept and dissolved upon contact with actual office is something that as an industry we should be much more bothered by than we are.
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The fact that in both 2019 and 2024, the winning party did so with a set of manifesto promises that could not be kept and dissolved upon contact with actual office is something that as an industry we should be much more bothered by than we are.
Disturbing moment. Opened Disney+ on my TV and it did the whole 'looks like not your household, put in code thing'. Not that weird, much more terrifying - in 'Continue watching' was...EPISODE 5 OF ALL'S FAIR.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Disturbing moment. Opened Disney+ on my TV and it did the whole 'looks like not your household, put in code thing'. Not that weird, much more terrifying - in 'Continue watching' was...EPISODE 5 OF ALL'S FAIR.
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Any Urdu readers out there who can tell me the source document of the prose in these illustrations?
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Any Urdu readers out there who can tell me the source document of the prose in these illustrations?
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"Wait, so not one of us thought to bring the biscuit?"
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"Wait, so not one of us thought to bring the biscuit?"
Studied fashion, dropped out. Pub jobs > temp job in a post room > worked with the change team until they told me to apply for job with them > never had to apply for a job since as have found my niche.
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Studied fashion, dropped out. Pub jobs > temp job in a post room > worked with the change team until they told me to apply for job with them > never had to apply for a job since as have found my niche.
That's Mr McWiggles to you if you want to keep the skin on your face
“Here kitty kitty” ❤️
33 lb Maine Coon
Theodore Scritches McWiggles
TT: tonnagrimm
33 lb Maine Coon
Theodore Scritches McWiggles
TT: tonnagrimm
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
That's Mr McWiggles to you if you want to keep the skin on your face
I sent this to a friend in Perth but he hasn't responded, maybe he's just too excited to go to the aquarium?
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I sent this to a friend in Perth but he hasn't responded, maybe he's just too excited to go to the aquarium?
From the FT's Polymath crossword, this is not just a clue, but Apple's only marketing of a show that, now I look it up, could have been designed to appeal to me if only I knew of it. And I've had Apple TV for two years
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
From the FT's Polymath crossword, this is not just a clue, but Apple's only marketing of a show that, now I look it up, could have been designed to appeal to me if only I knew of it. And I've had Apple TV for two years
Honestly Rothermere is not one of the worst options to own the Telegraph
Daily Mail owner strikes £500mn deal for Telegraph - on.ft.com/4obVCfy via @FT
Daily Mail owner strikes £500mn deal for Telegraph - on.ft.com/4obVCfy via @FT
Daily Mail owner strikes £500mn deal for Telegraph
Tie-up would create one of the most powerful right-leaning media groups in Britain
on.ft.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Honestly Rothermere is not one of the worst options to own the Telegraph
Daily Mail owner strikes £500mn deal for Telegraph - on.ft.com/4obVCfy via @FT
Daily Mail owner strikes £500mn deal for Telegraph - on.ft.com/4obVCfy via @FT
A luxury tax isn't going to save us either. Thread below ignores cars but I could mention too that Britain's car industry is not cheap cars.
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labourlist.org/2025/11/budg...
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
A luxury tax isn't going to save us either. Thread below ignores cars but I could mention too that Britain's car industry is not cheap cars.
labourlist.org/2025/11/budg...
labourlist.org/2025/11/budg...
Fascinated by Reeves's approach to the upcoming budget of giving interviews where she comes off as brittle, thin-skinned and dishonest
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Fascinated by Reeves's approach to the upcoming budget of giving interviews where she comes off as brittle, thin-skinned and dishonest
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I’m just back from Ukraine for the third time. As ever so struck and in awe of the bravery, resilience & sense of humour of the people I met. The rallying around to build new organisations and initiatives that save lives and rescue victims of war. The decision to make art, music - to find joy.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I’m just back from Ukraine for the third time. As ever so struck and in awe of the bravery, resilience & sense of humour of the people I met. The rallying around to build new organisations and initiatives that save lives and rescue victims of war. The decision to make art, music - to find joy.
This is going to have even more really thoughtful and intelligent replies as time passes, I can tell
If I asked you which country has the most progressive tax system in the developed world — where high earners hand over an especially large share of their income relative to the average worker — what would your answer be?
The answer is in fact Britain. on.ft.com/4a5jIFc
The answer is in fact Britain. on.ft.com/4a5jIFc
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This is going to have even more really thoughtful and intelligent replies as time passes, I can tell
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Raising the personal allowance really was an amazing middle class giveaway disguised as concern about low wages.
Also, if we want to measure the economic consequences of Osborne, the period should end earlier than 24-25. A lot has happened since 2019 that isn't 'austerity' in the narrow sense.
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Raising the personal allowance really was an amazing middle class giveaway disguised as concern about low wages.