Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦
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Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
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I like the contemporary room at the National Portrait Gallery, or as I call it, "The People who've Blocked Me on Twitter Gallery"
Bit of a brown trousers vibe here
Bessent: "Everyone take a deep breath. Do not escalate. Do not escalate. President Trump has a strategy here. Hear him out and then everything will be fine."
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Bit of a brown trousers vibe here
Fun fact: Britain and France are now the only two members of the UN Security Council who aren't obsessed with annexing a nearby country!
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Fun fact: Britain and France are now the only two members of the UN Security Council who aren't obsessed with annexing a nearby country!
What if you gave a Peace Charter Signing and nobody came?
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 AM
What if you gave a Peace Charter Signing and nobody came?
What fresh dark-kitchen brand-tie-in IP-stretching hell is this?
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
What fresh dark-kitchen brand-tie-in IP-stretching hell is this?
Absolute end of an era with the death of Valentino Garavani. Last of the mid-century greats. In the 2008 documentary Valentino: The Last Emperor (highly recommended), Karl Lagerfeld takes him aside and says "Compared to us the rest are making rags" and he was sort of right.
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Absolute end of an era with the death of Valentino Garavani. Last of the mid-century greats. In the 2008 documentary Valentino: The Last Emperor (highly recommended), Karl Lagerfeld takes him aside and says "Compared to us the rest are making rags" and he was sort of right.
It's Sunday evening in a wet cold January so I'm definitely watching Porco Rosso.
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
It's Sunday evening in a wet cold January so I'm definitely watching Porco Rosso.
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We were deriding you because you are patently unwilling to fund a viable alternative to consensual US hegemony in democratic Europe. You’d get to preen if you’d been calling for massive defence spending hikes, an independent nuclear deterrent, minimising out-of-home-theatre commitments and so on.
When we said NATO wasn't working we were derided.
When we said a nuclear weapons system relying on the US is dangerous we were called stupid.
The truth is the establishment are more interested in kissing US feet than keeping the UK safe.
It's time for a rethink.
When we said a nuclear weapons system relying on the US is dangerous we were called stupid.
The truth is the establishment are more interested in kissing US feet than keeping the UK safe.
It's time for a rethink.
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
We were deriding you because you are patently unwilling to fund a viable alternative to consensual US hegemony in democratic Europe. You’d get to preen if you’d been calling for massive defence spending hikes, an independent nuclear deterrent, minimising out-of-home-theatre commitments and so on.
Lol no, you absolute rube
If we hadn't been complicit on Palestine; if we hadn't appeased Trump on Venezuela, might the Global Majority have stood alongside Europe, with all of us stronger, on Greenland?
January 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Lol no, you absolute rube
Good to see the Greens come out for increased defence spending and UK-built nuclear launch capacity.
When someone literally tells you they plan to do populism it's very much on you if you end up falling for it.
When someone literally tells you they plan to do populism it's very much on you if you end up falling for it.
When we said NATO wasn't working we were derided.
When we said a nuclear weapons system relying on the US is dangerous we were called stupid.
The truth is the establishment are more interested in kissing US feet than keeping the UK safe.
It's time for a rethink.
When we said a nuclear weapons system relying on the US is dangerous we were called stupid.
The truth is the establishment are more interested in kissing US feet than keeping the UK safe.
It's time for a rethink.
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Good to see the Greens come out for increased defence spending and UK-built nuclear launch capacity.
When someone literally tells you they plan to do populism it's very much on you if you end up falling for it.
When someone literally tells you they plan to do populism it's very much on you if you end up falling for it.
Just tasted baked beans for the first time in 20 years due to their erroneous inclusion in a toastie I ordered. They're still completely and utterly repellent, you sick freaks.
January 17, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Just tasted baked beans for the first time in 20 years due to their erroneous inclusion in a toastie I ordered. They're still completely and utterly repellent, you sick freaks.
Lots of code in this for "Karie Murphy et al"
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Lots of code in this for "Karie Murphy et al"
Watched "Boots" and it's a) strictly average and b) lol US Marine boot camp is...slightly less onerous than the regular UK Army?
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Watched "Boots" and it's a) strictly average and b) lol US Marine boot camp is...slightly less onerous than the regular UK Army?
Best Golden Globes gown, by my future husband Haider Ackerman for Tom Ford
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Best Golden Globes gown, by my future husband Haider Ackerman for Tom Ford
One day people will stop using photos from the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin for their Tinder profile, but today is not that day.
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
One day people will stop using photos from the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin for their Tinder profile, but today is not that day.
How much do I want this coffee table? '60s Belgian, un-cheap
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
How much do I want this coffee table? '60s Belgian, un-cheap
Really fascinating - essentially none of this has even made it into the shops now Spring Summer has landed. Total airbrush, pretend it never happened. Not a brass accessory in sight (that really was something I bet the buyers threw up over, tbh).
Dario Vitale out at Versace after one collection. Hard to disagree - while the vibe was horny, I imagine the orders from buyers over the last couple of months were a disaster. And rightly so - if people want vintage Versace Jeans they can just buy vintage Versace Jeans. All that brass not gold.
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Really fascinating - essentially none of this has even made it into the shops now Spring Summer has landed. Total airbrush, pretend it never happened. Not a brass accessory in sight (that really was something I bet the buyers threw up over, tbh).
I'm watching His and Hers on Netflix. Quality sexy thriller but the female protagonist drives Chekhov's Car.
Chekhov's Car is an older luxury car that looks expensive to most but through its low value guarantees that it's going to be crashed when the plot demands it, so one is just waiting for it
Chekhov's Car is an older luxury car that looks expensive to most but through its low value guarantees that it's going to be crashed when the plot demands it, so one is just waiting for it
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I'm watching His and Hers on Netflix. Quality sexy thriller but the female protagonist drives Chekhov's Car.
Chekhov's Car is an older luxury car that looks expensive to most but through its low value guarantees that it's going to be crashed when the plot demands it, so one is just waiting for it
Chekhov's Car is an older luxury car that looks expensive to most but through its low value guarantees that it's going to be crashed when the plot demands it, so one is just waiting for it
Not only should the govt ban Twitter, it should ban all foreign owned and controlled social media. I'll see you all on OnlyFans!
January 9, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Not only should the govt ban Twitter, it should ban all foreign owned and controlled social media. I'll see you all on OnlyFans!
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Microsoft's own documentation says that Copilot is great, except for those rare circumstances where you're using your spreadsheet to do something with numbers, look up data, do finances, or need it to consistently return the same result.
Other than those outliers, you're grand.
Other than those outliers, you're grand.
January 9, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Microsoft's own documentation says that Copilot is great, except for those rare circumstances where you're using your spreadsheet to do something with numbers, look up data, do finances, or need it to consistently return the same result.
Other than those outliers, you're grand.
Other than those outliers, you're grand.
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The Biker Mice from Mars will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
The Biker Mice from Mars will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
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American Teen Returning From Term In UK Regales Friends With Tale Of Satirical Magazine That’s Funny
January 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
American Teen Returning From Term In UK Regales Friends With Tale Of Satirical Magazine That’s Funny
I love really unsubtle breakup stories on Instagram. Second one a bit alarming
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I love really unsubtle breakup stories on Instagram. Second one a bit alarming
I'm still watching and I'm just increasingly mesmerised by how very strange Sarah Paulson's entire performance is. The voice, the faces, the hair. It's like she's dropped out of a different and maybe even worse show, but not American Horror Story.
I think as a Christmas game everyone should watch #AllsFair and try and find something awful that no-one else has mentioned yet. It's a target-rich environment.
I'm nominating the decision to have Naomi Watts mostly, but not consistently, use her natural accent.
I'm nominating the decision to have Naomi Watts mostly, but not consistently, use her natural accent.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm still watching and I'm just increasingly mesmerised by how very strange Sarah Paulson's entire performance is. The voice, the faces, the hair. It's like she's dropped out of a different and maybe even worse show, but not American Horror Story.