Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦
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Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Off for girl's weekend in the Cotswolds (food, shopping) and the matching bag and bag pay off.
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Off for girl's weekend in the Cotswolds (food, shopping) and the matching bag and bag pay off.
I love love love the multi-million dollar decorating jobs in Architectural Digest because they always include something like this, bar chairs at a ridiculous fluted marble kitchen island that no-one will ever conceivably sit at because the counter does not project out so nowhere for your legs.
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I love love love the multi-million dollar decorating jobs in Architectural Digest because they always include something like this, bar chairs at a ridiculous fluted marble kitchen island that no-one will ever conceivably sit at because the counter does not project out so nowhere for your legs.
So far from Men's Fashion Week(s) found one outfit I'd like every little bit of from Dries Van Noten who I'm *so* glad are still good now Dries himself has retired to his absolutely exquisite chateau and gardens.
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 AM
So far from Men's Fashion Week(s) found one outfit I'd like every little bit of from Dries Van Noten who I'm *so* glad are still good now Dries himself has retired to his absolutely exquisite chateau and gardens.
What if you gave a Peace Charter Signing and nobody came?
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 AM
What if you gave a Peace Charter Signing and nobody came?
Can't believe he blocked me after I expressed some incredulity about this.
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Can't believe he blocked me after I expressed some incredulity about this.
The absolute cowards
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The absolute cowards
What fresh dark-kitchen brand-tie-in IP-stretching hell is this?
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
What fresh dark-kitchen brand-tie-in IP-stretching hell is this?
Absolute end of an era with the death of Valentino Garavani. Last of the mid-century greats. In the 2008 documentary Valentino: The Last Emperor (highly recommended), Karl Lagerfeld takes him aside and says "Compared to us the rest are making rags" and he was sort of right.
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Absolute end of an era with the death of Valentino Garavani. Last of the mid-century greats. In the 2008 documentary Valentino: The Last Emperor (highly recommended), Karl Lagerfeld takes him aside and says "Compared to us the rest are making rags" and he was sort of right.
You sure about that
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
You sure about that
Look anyone who claims not to have their (working draft) DID list in their notes app is a coward and a liar
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Look anyone who claims not to have their (working draft) DID list in their notes app is a coward and a liar
Best Golden Globes gown, by my future husband Haider Ackerman for Tom Ford
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Best Golden Globes gown, by my future husband Haider Ackerman for Tom Ford
One day people will stop using photos from the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin for their Tinder profile, but today is not that day.
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
One day people will stop using photos from the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin for their Tinder profile, but today is not that day.
Interesting. Useful dimensions too
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Interesting. Useful dimensions too
How much do I want this coffee table? '60s Belgian, un-cheap
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
How much do I want this coffee table? '60s Belgian, un-cheap
The Biker Mice from Mars will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
The Biker Mice from Mars will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
I love really unsubtle breakup stories on Instagram. Second one a bit alarming
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I love really unsubtle breakup stories on Instagram. Second one a bit alarming
Damn right
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Damn right
Watching the Stranger Things finale lads
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Watching the Stranger Things finale lads
The Coat, you say?
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 AM
The Coat, you say?
Why do the BBC (why does anyone) go to the most failed of failed finance ministers for comment? Seriously, what the fuck does he have to offer anyone?
January 4, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Why do the BBC (why does anyone) go to the most failed of failed finance ministers for comment? Seriously, what the fuck does he have to offer anyone?
Bliss, new tires
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Bliss, new tires
Chagford
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Chagford
Once people start Haavara-Agreement-Posting most benefit of the doubt should be withdrawn
December 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Once people start Haavara-Agreement-Posting most benefit of the doubt should be withdrawn
This house in Devon is very much In Devon
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This house in Devon is very much In Devon