Nick
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The Archers ‘n’ shit
Cambridge UK
Cambridge UK
“We’re family, you’re supposed to take us for granted”
A single sentence nicely summing up the problem with Grundy men.
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A single sentence nicely summing up the problem with Grundy men.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“We’re family, you’re supposed to take us for granted”
A single sentence nicely summing up the problem with Grundy men.
#TheArchers
A single sentence nicely summing up the problem with Grundy men.
#TheArchers
Don’t go near him Ed. He’s got a knife!
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December 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Don’t go near him Ed. He’s got a knife!
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#TheArchers
Hello Hazel. How’s the pub? Has Ted Lasso been in again?
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December 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Hello Hazel. How’s the pub? Has Ted Lasso been in again?
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#TheArchers
Hit him fucking back! Leather the little shit.
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December 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Hit him fucking back! Leather the little shit.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Brad can’t go bowling. He’s got a sexting session planed with a lassie wearing shamrock pasties.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Brad can’t go bowling. He’s got a sexting session planed with a lassie wearing shamrock pasties.
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#TheArchers
Try not to look too lame Ed. Alistair will have his shotgun out.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Try not to look too lame Ed. Alistair will have his shotgun out.
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#TheArchers
I think, on balance, Eddie should have killed the turkey before chucking it in on a spin cycle.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I think, on balance, Eddie should have killed the turkey before chucking it in on a spin cycle.
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-Well some people will be spending Christmas on the sea.
-Oh, like your grandson Johnny?
-Who?
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-Oh, like your grandson Johnny?
-Who?
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December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
-Well some people will be spending Christmas on the sea.
-Oh, like your grandson Johnny?
-Who?
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-Oh, like your grandson Johnny?
-Who?
#TheArchers
Ohh I’ve had such a fright I feel compelled to vocalise the very thing that’s in front of my eyes?
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December 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Ohh I’ve had such a fright I feel compelled to vocalise the very thing that’s in front of my eyes?
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I see yer ma has got a bus pass.
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I see yer ma has got a bus pass.
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Brad saying that Amber is allowed to have time to think and that everyone needs that, countered by George’s ‘NOT ME! I DON’T NEED TIME TO THINK’ - such illuminating scripting.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Brad saying that Amber is allowed to have time to think and that everyone needs that, countered by George’s ‘NOT ME! I DON’T NEED TIME TO THINK’ - such illuminating scripting.
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“Amber loves you, you could find out. She’s always talking about you, asking about you, she’s put your picture on the fridge. If anyone could convince her to stay with me it’s the person she thinks about every waking minute”
Poor stupid George.
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Poor stupid George.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
“Amber loves you, you could find out. She’s always talking about you, asking about you, she’s put your picture on the fridge. If anyone could convince her to stay with me it’s the person she thinks about every waking minute”
Poor stupid George.
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Poor stupid George.
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Keir Starmer doing an email newsletter is a good idea, but the execution needs a complete overhaul:
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December 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Keir Starmer doing an email newsletter is a good idea, but the execution needs a complete overhaul:
FFS Joy. Tractors aren’t Christmassy. Let people have fun.
I know the general consensus is Joy is lovely but I maintain she’s a terrible person. Idi Amin in sling backs.
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I know the general consensus is Joy is lovely but I maintain she’s a terrible person. Idi Amin in sling backs.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
FFS Joy. Tractors aren’t Christmassy. Let people have fun.
I know the general consensus is Joy is lovely but I maintain she’s a terrible person. Idi Amin in sling backs.
#TheArchers
I know the general consensus is Joy is lovely but I maintain she’s a terrible person. Idi Amin in sling backs.
#TheArchers
So, technically. This is going to be the second wedding George has ruined.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
So, technically. This is going to be the second wedding George has ruined.
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-And where did you get all the rubber… things?
-Oh, you know. I just asked around the village. Everyone chipped in. Lillian was surprisingly helpful.
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-Oh, you know. I just asked around the village. Everyone chipped in. Lillian was surprisingly helpful.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
-And where did you get all the rubber… things?
-Oh, you know. I just asked around the village. Everyone chipped in. Lillian was surprisingly helpful.
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-Oh, you know. I just asked around the village. Everyone chipped in. Lillian was surprisingly helpful.
#TheArchers
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Emma: “Doing anything nice while Martha’s out for the evening?”
Chris: “Yeah, actually: Carly.” #TheArchers
Chris: “Yeah, actually: Carly.” #TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Emma: “Doing anything nice while Martha’s out for the evening?”
Chris: “Yeah, actually: Carly.” #TheArchers
Chris: “Yeah, actually: Carly.” #TheArchers
Eddie is an absolute prick.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Eddie is an absolute prick.
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Just been reminded of this heartwarming picture of a rabbit and an eagle. Morning all
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Just been reminded of this heartwarming picture of a rabbit and an eagle. Morning all
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I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
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That's not how you pronounce Calzone and the way you did it means y-fronts in Swedish. 😱
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December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That's not how you pronounce Calzone and the way you did it means y-fronts in Swedish. 😱
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The kitchen in Jurassic Park is a totally unworkable space.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The kitchen in Jurassic Park is a totally unworkable space.