Hannah
@teaforpterosaur.bsky.social
The most scandalocious little fish in the sea
Watching a ~6 year old girl posing with heart hands in front of this car while her dad stands in the road, required to shoot from multiple angles 🩷
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Watching a ~6 year old girl posing with heart hands in front of this car while her dad stands in the road, required to shoot from multiple angles 🩷
If I had a pound for every article with the premise "my husband Tom is sexually repulsive" I've seen I'd have £2 but it's weird it's happened twice
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
If I had a pound for every article with the premise "my husband Tom is sexually repulsive" I've seen I'd have £2 but it's weird it's happened twice
Had no idea "can't work, tits too big" was an option
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Had no idea "can't work, tits too big" was an option
Since I got the coffee machine I try and do latte art and the only one I have so far managed is an abstract piece called "I Had Some Dreams, They Were Clouds In My Coffee"
January 21, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Since I got the coffee machine I try and do latte art and the only one I have so far managed is an abstract piece called "I Had Some Dreams, They Were Clouds In My Coffee"
Can't believe Facebook managed to correctly target an ad at me
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Can't believe Facebook managed to correctly target an ad at me
Obsessed with the before scenario here. A random, precariously stacked jumble of full wine bottles in the corner of the counter, yes that's what I currently have, I need this rack urgently
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Obsessed with the before scenario here. A random, precariously stacked jumble of full wine bottles in the corner of the counter, yes that's what I currently have, I need this rack urgently
Kinda shit I be buying now I got my own place
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Kinda shit I be buying now I got my own place
Not sure "someone who thinks you can and should make the choice to be heterosexual knows what they're talking about because they've done it themselves" is the pro-gay slam dunk she and Gay Times seem to think it is?
January 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Not sure "someone who thinks you can and should make the choice to be heterosexual knows what they're talking about because they've done it themselves" is the pro-gay slam dunk she and Gay Times seem to think it is?
Trying to book Boxing Day lunch in Liverpool be like
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Trying to book Boxing Day lunch in Liverpool be like
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
YES I LOOK AMAZING COMPARED TO LAST YEAR MIND YOUR BUSINESS
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
YES I LOOK AMAZING COMPARED TO LAST YEAR MIND YOUR BUSINESS
Do you guys think I can air fry this
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Do you guys think I can air fry this
A revenge body is for when *they* cheated on *you* hun
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A revenge body is for when *they* cheated on *you* hun
For real tho what the fuck did he take
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
For real tho what the fuck did he take
You can actually do both things
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
You can actually do both things
How are you not embarassed
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
How are you not embarassed
Honestly refuse to believe he can go ten times a day four days in a row, some of them must have been just sitting there
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Honestly refuse to believe he can go ten times a day four days in a row, some of them must have been just sitting there
Look who is "we", obviously I can't speak for everyone but I personally never experienced a milisecond of doubt about whether Virginia Giuffre was lying or not?
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Look who is "we", obviously I can't speak for everyone but I personally never experienced a milisecond of doubt about whether Virginia Giuffre was lying or not?
Meanwhile at The Guardian
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Meanwhile at The Guardian
Damn is the iPaper now being run by Laurence Fox
October 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Damn is the iPaper now being run by Laurence Fox
Lol I am not too worried
October 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Lol I am not too worried
Was it "she is 35 years old and a self-made billionaire, asking me is irrelevant"
October 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Was it "she is 35 years old and a self-made billionaire, asking me is irrelevant"