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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · 26d

AT LAST
THE FF9 REMAKE WE'VE ALL WAITED FOR.
HI DEF OGLOPS
#ff9 #ffix #ffxiv #ff14 #oglop
SCREAMS

Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Jun 13

www.twitch.tv/tesserox
Playing More Fantasy Life i ~ Maybe friends will join in for some GROUP CONTENT!! Starts @ 5:30PM PST
#fantasylifei #FLi #girlwhostealstime #stream #twitch

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I'm an old Latina nerd. Juego FFXIV, GW2, ESO and whatever random stuff I'm feeling like [read farming sims]. Soy opinionated and loud. Very loud. I swear it's how I talk; I'm not angry. I also cackl...

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Jun 10

Thank goodness you finally bailed on the hellsite. Welcome!

Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Jun 7

I'm avoiding political shit for my mental health, but there are a couple of things I need to say for me.

1. Happy Pride Month. You deserve happiness everyday. Share it.

2. The adult male billionaires are fighting. Not girls. ADULT. MALE. BILLIONAIRES. Are fighting. #adultmenbillionairesarefighting

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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · May 6

Your School House Rock moment......

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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · Apr 25

Under observation.

Grayscale cartoon art of a crow in a forest underneath a strange sky split into large eyes, with the caption - "oh FUCK" says the crowlet, as endless eyes fill the skies.

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · May 4

It's been 25ish years. It's rock solid now and there is *no way* this is coming off my ear in my normal way.

So my question for you:
How, the ever living fuck, can I get this thing off?! Btw, it's supposedly a diamond stud, but I have no idea if it really is. I'd like to save the stone. H E L P.

Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · May 4

One that wouldn't move.
So I grabbed one of those gummy plastic cone ones from a cheap earring and shoved it onto the screw part of the earring.
Success!
Never moved. Never fell. No threat, no fuss, solution found!
Except.
I have never been able to take it off since.

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · May 4

Remember when one bought cheap earrings from Claire's and they all came with those plastic gummy backs? Not the straight cylinder ones, but like the thicker cone shaped ones?
Well, the back on the second earring unscrewed and was lost. I saved the earring, but I needed a replacement back ...

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · May 4

Random question for the Internet because I don't have any idea how to begin to look for solutions.
Context: a long long time ago, I had a pair of earrings that had the screw/twist closures. I lost one because the back unscrewed. The other almost suffered the same fate. However...

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Apr 23

I wish I could just has my man everywheres

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Apr 23

Nothingway

Shiro Sylvie @shiromisa.bsky.social · Apr 22

#wolqotd for the players

What's the most ominous loporrit name you can think of?

Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Apr 23

Uh
Y E S

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❄️ BIRDBRAIN | they/them/theirs @kasenrin.bsky.social · Apr 21

It is my sincere hope that all of the truly evil people of the world have their plans thwarted at every step in hilarious and embarrassing ways.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · Apr 21

All I’m saying is, Liz Truss met with the Queen, then the Queen died. Vance met with the Pope, the Pope died. STOP LETTING CONSERVATIVES GET NEAR THE ELDERLY! THEY WILL FEED ON THEIR LIFE FORCE IS ANYBODY LISTENING

Liz Truss meeting Queen Elizabeth II. The Queen doesn’t know it yet but she’ll be dead within like 24 hours. She seems very frail. There’s a big bruise on her hand (which is reading out to shake Truss’s hand). You can’t see much of Liz Truss. I don’t think her kind casts a reflection.

JD Vance standing over Pope Francis. Pope Francis doesn’t know it yet but he’ll be dead within 24 hours. Vance looks awkward, a strange grimace on his face. He’s standing like he pooped himself. The Pontiff is looking up at Vance with an expression that says ‘THIS fuck.’

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Apr 21

Awesome!!

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❄️ BIRDBRAIN | they/them/theirs @kasenrin.bsky.social · Apr 20

Had fun playing gw2 and unlocking weaver with @tesseroxvii.bsky.social tonight ♡ thank you to @benjiboivt.bsky.social for the raid! We passed it on to shazilee on twitch who is also playing gw2

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Apr 18

2 & 4 (which i know is the same picture just zoomed in)
also
hubba hubba
hello nurse

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · Apr 18

in his first ever appearance, superman beats up spousal abusers, halts an unjust execution and exposes government corruption.

i love how people think they *just now* made superheroes woke

superman, woke since 1938

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Apr 18

Happy Birthday to my wonderful, amazing husband @masonrhade.com !!!! I love you so much~ I adore you and I hope you have a wonderful day of my showering you with kisses!

a birthday card with cupcakes and balloons that says " happy birthday love you "

ALT: a birthday card with cupcakes and balloons that says " happy birthday love you "

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Apr 17

yes

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Apr 11

FFXIViernes tonight starting at 5:30PM PST con La Tesserox! We'll be doing the rest of 7.2 starting with Beatrix Bot Zelenia. Join me, @kasenrin.bsky.social & @chromaticraine.etheirys.social for the usual chaos! #twitch #stream #tesserox #ffxiv www.twitch.tv/tesserox

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I'm an old Latina nerd. Juego FFXIV, GW2, ESO and whatever random stuff I'm feeling like [read farming sims]. Soy opinionated and loud. Very loud. I swear it's how I talk; I'm not angry. I also cackl...

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Tesserox @tesseroxvii.bsky.social · Apr 11

And Back to Tales of Graces for Retro-ish Jueves con La Tesserox! Continuing some Tales of Graces to change things up. Come join my stream for some Latina yellin' at JRPG protags and antags! www.twitch.tv/tesserox
#twitch #stream #talesofgraces #latesserox #tesserox #retrojueves