🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹
@texitalian.bsky.social
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Rude. Crude. Socially unacceptable. I roast fascists, mock Trump, and piss on fragile feelings like a lawn flamingo. Wholesome? Wrong turn. MAGA meatheads + bootlickers: fuck you twice—once for politics, once for wasting oxygen. Comedy’s over, clown.
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texitalian.bsky.social
My thoughts…Comment if you wish and RP if you agree…#WeThePeople
texitalian.bsky.social
How many times have heard
”We need a businessman to be president because they understand the economy.”

Damn I wish we would have elected one of those…
texitalian.bsky.social
All things considered that’s not a far fetched idea…
texitalian.bsky.social
I know!!! What kinda of dystopian hellscape have we descended into??? Two if the most fucked up people on the planet (MTG&Looner)…and I can’t find the words to disagree…

IDK…maybe it’s the fluoride in the water after all…
texitalian.bsky.social
Well there’s some America First shit!!!
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
We've all heard that there is no free lunch.

Well, guess what?

There is no free 747 either.
texitalian.bsky.social
No shit!!! Way go dick head!
texitalian.bsky.social
Anyone ever hear the phrase
“…golf ball through a garden hose”…Well there she is…
texitalian.bsky.social
Recovery is a process…good first steps…now the real test will be the atonement step…
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Rebecca has 92K followers including Gaetz, Loomer, Massie, D’Souza, Sen Schmitt, Rep. Cloud. Broke with Trump over Epstein.
texitalian.bsky.social
Jumpin Jehoshaphat!!! WTF is going on MTG now Laura Lunacy Loomer says something I have to agree with. For crying out loud…am I infected with a RFK brain worm?!?!?
texitalian.bsky.social
Can’t lie…Be lovin that!!!
texitalian.bsky.social
I see the state propaganda machine reporting the news…while still sucking trumps dick…
texitalian.bsky.social
Well he’ll…who knew…Trump screwed the pooch on that hey…
davidgura.bsky.social
The Norwegian Nobel Committee, in a statement announcing its decision to recognize Maria Corina Machado with the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025:
texitalian.bsky.social
Just indict them all…and be done with it…
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cajunblue.bsky.social
🔥 🚨🔥 Meet Randy Erwin. Randy is the president of the National Federation of Federal Employees — a union representing ~ 150k employees across the country. We need more RANDY ERWIN ENERGY in this country! Sound ⬆️ & Share. 1/2
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mlf3430.bsky.social
RFK JR. AS HEALTH SECRETARY IS SYMBOLIC OF EVERYTHING THAT MAGA IS..

A HEROIN ADDICT WITH ZERO EXPERIENCE OR EXPERTISE IN THE HEALTH OF HUMANS NOW RUNS AMERICA'S TOP HEALTH AGENCY!

BUT IF HE WAS A BLACK EDUCATED & EXPERIENCED DOCTOR, THEY'D SAY HE'S "UNQUALIFIED" & A DEI HIRE!

JASMINE CROCKETT
texitalian.bsky.social
Just remember…You said it Pam…
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askme99.bsky.social
Magats are delusional idiots.
texitalian.bsky.social
I demand the space laser aliens return MTG immediately!!! Don’t think I don’t know about the evil plan to force me to agree with MTG…HOLY FUCK!!!! WHATS HAPPENING!!!