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texitalian.bsky.social
🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹
@texitalian.bsky.social
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Rude. Crude. Socially unacceptable. I roast fascists, mock Trump, and piss on fragile feelings like a lawn flamingo. Wholesome? Wrong turn. MAGA meatheads + bootlickers: fuck you twice—once for politics, once for wasting oxygen. Comedy’s over, clown.
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · Jan 3
My thoughts…Comment if you wish and RP if you agree…#WeThePeople
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 30m
No shit!!! Way go dick head!
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 3h
Anyone ever hear the phrase
“…golf ball through a garden hose”…Well there she is…
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 4h
Recovery is a process…good first steps…now the real test will be the atonement step…
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d
Rebecca has 92K followers including Gaetz, Loomer, Massie, D’Souza, Sen Schmitt, Rep. Cloud. Broke with Trump over Epstein.
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 4h
Yep…
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SaveDemocracy123 @savedemocracy123.bsky.social · 5h
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 5h
Jumpin Jehoshaphat!!! WTF is going on MTG now Laura Lunacy Loomer says something I have to agree with. For crying out loud…am I infected with a RFK brain worm?!?!?
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 6h
Can’t lie…Be lovin that!!!
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 6h
Spread this around!!!
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mlf3430.bsky.social @mlf3430.bsky.social · 6h
The F word is creeping at the door.

It’s THE F WORD

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The F-Word | Folk Protest Song Against Trump, MAGA, and Fascism
YouTube video by The Resistance
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 6h
Shame on you Greg “Hotwheels”Abbott!
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 18h
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 6h
I see the state propaganda machine reporting the news…while still sucking trumps dick…
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 7h
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 7h
Well he’ll…who knew…Trump screwed the pooch on that hey…
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David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 8h
The Norwegian Nobel Committee, in a statement announcing its decision to recognize Maria Corina Machado with the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025:
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 7h
Just indict them all…and be done with it…
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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 13h
🔥 🚨🔥 Meet Randy Erwin. Randy is the president of the National Federation of Federal Employees — a union representing ~ 150k employees across the country. We need more RANDY ERWIN ENERGY in this country! Sound ⬆️ & Share. 1/2
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 7h
The dystopian of it all floors me…but I believe it…
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CaroleOntheGo🇨🇦 @caroleonthego4u.bsky.social · 7h
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mlf3430.bsky.social @mlf3430.bsky.social · 8h
RFK JR. AS HEALTH SECRETARY IS SYMBOLIC OF EVERYTHING THAT MAGA IS..

A HEROIN ADDICT WITH ZERO EXPERIENCE OR EXPERTISE IN THE HEALTH OF HUMANS NOW RUNS AMERICA'S TOP HEALTH AGENCY!

BUT IF HE WAS A BLACK EDUCATED & EXPERIENCED DOCTOR, THEY'D SAY HE'S "UNQUALIFIED" & A DEI HIRE!

JASMINE CROCKETT
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 8h
Just remember…You said it Pam…
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 17h
Magats are delusional idiots.
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 15h
I demand the space laser aliens return MTG immediately!!! Don’t think I don’t know about the evil plan to force me to agree with MTG…HOLY FUCK!!!! WHATS HAPPENING!!!
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Allen Dell @urgeoverkill.bsky.social · 23h
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 23h
Damn…them are some fat fucking guardsmen…they slacking on the PT. I reckon unless they getting called to mess hall that ain’t running no where 😂😂😂
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 23h
Here is what a real President says…
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 1d
My statement on Middle East peace
A white graphic with a blue border includes the following text: My Statement on Middle East Peace October 9, 2025 After two years of unimaginable loss and suffering for Israeli families and the people of Gaza, we should all be encouraged and relieved that an end to the conflict is within sight; that those hostages still being held will be reunited with their families; and that vital aid can start reaching those inside Gaza whose lives have been shattered. More than that, though, it now falls on Israelis and Palestinians, with the support of the U.S. and the entire world community, to begin the hard task of rebuilding Gaza – and to commit to a process that, by recognizing the common humanity and basic rights of both peoples, can achieve a lasting peace.
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹 @texitalian.bsky.social · 1d
Wait until Texas republicans hear we have a ground breaking law! Hot wheels Abbott will surely call another special session to repeal it. Seems to me the only ground breaking that republicans want is more graves…
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 1d
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 1d
📌I am not a religious man, but I stand with this man, and against the most grotesque man on earth, and the broken, immoral people who worship him.
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Don't Follow Me I'm Hopelessly Lost @johnnycomelatly.bsky.social · 1d
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