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Clara

@thatclarafied.bsky.social

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Screenwriter, comedian, certified yapper 🏳️‍🌈

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Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 24m

"I don't want my tax dollars to..." baby I'm gonna stop you there. You make $40k a year. Your tax dollars ain't doing shit. Take all that energy and unionize your workplace and fight for a fair wage.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 18h

I convinced someone to stop using AI and they canceled their ChatGPT subscription. There is hope to be found yet.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 22h

As a wearer of menswear and gender neutral garb, I have directly benefited from Diane Keaton's contribution to fashion. Lesbians especially, we must pay our respects.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 22h

I fear it is the truth 😭

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 22h

I cannot fucking comprehend Diane Keaton dying. She was supposed to live forever. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 2d

If I was a dictator I would immediately force all landlords to reduce the rent by 50% and revoke drivers licenses from everybody who owns a Tesla. But that's why I would never be in the situation of becoming a dictator to begin with.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 2d

Seconded.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 2d

Using imperfect tools in a way that serves the greater good is to me a better way to live than cowering in the comfort of moral purity. If you can't have this nuanced discussion don't bother replying. There is room for disagreement on this topic, but thus far that hasn't been permitted.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 2d

At some point it is important to acknowledge adherence to the letter of your principle is a privilege. We are not in a lab, we are in real life. We would be more valuable by staying and countering the right's narratives and algorithmic dominance. Doing so is more in the SPIRIT of our principles.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 2d

I think that allowing ourselves to be chased off every social media platform is actually not productive. The argument that it will destroy the platform thus far that hasn't been shown to be true. BUT the right has clearly gained more digital territory and our community's have been dispersed.

Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 2d

I understand and agree with the movement to get people off substack and Twitter. But also - it’s HARD to be responsible for the sins of everyone who owns stuff. It’s genuinely difficult to build a following, an income source, and then have to keep migrating because of things out of your control.

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 2d

Israel just bombed a home and now there are 40 people under the rubble.

They’re demolishing Gaza as quickly as they can while delaying their “peace” negotiations

UPDATE | The Israeli cabinet meeting to ratify the ceasefire agreement did not convene, despite an hour having passed since the scheduled time.
Additionally, the government session to approve the agreement, scheduled for 5:00 pm, was postponed to 6:30 PM, then to 8:00 PM.

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Skeeter Rabbit👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @makkkiiio.bsky.social · 3d

White boys aren’t the only ones consuming right wing red pill media, it’s a lot of black boys falling into the pipeline too and more parents should give a fuck about it

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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 3d

Michigan Avenue right now.

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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 3d

he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 3d

Just saw motorcycle cops escorting three giant tour buses headed east on Beverly. Anyone know if that's like a sports team or federal agents?

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 3d

Crazy is a funny way to spell empathetic

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 3d

The way she cleared up any concerns about her health faster than the president of the United States.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 4d

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 4d

My atheist ass is praying because losing her in this moment would be destroy the last bit of morale we have in this country

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 4d

Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues

Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’

Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 4d

I see a lot of Gen Z asking how millennials survived 2008 and/or the first Trump administration. Listen there is a reason so many millennials are sober now. The answer is substances. A lot of substances. I cannot in good conscience recommend millennial coping strategies.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 5d

She had to be a hoe, because these premiums don't pay themselves.

wilhelmina slater✨ @kayjayteeem.bsky.social · 5d

whoever decided on tying health insurance to our employment: ya mom’s a hoe.

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 5d

The cause is Donald Trump. A judge who blocked his fascist bullshit doesn't have her home explode by coincidence.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 6d

Authorities are investigating the cause of a fire that engulfed the home of Circuit Court Judge Diane Goodstein, in South Carolina. Three people, who had to be rescued by kayak, were injured. The cause of the fire is under investigation. nyti.ms/48j9GPY

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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 7d

A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A.

ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.

A judge has ordered his immediate release.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Kristina Cooke @kristinacooke.bsky.social · 8d

I spoke to a Venezuelan woman who was arrested in this raid and later released with her 4yo son. She said agents broke down their door, pointed guns at them and made sexualized remarks about Venezuelan women. When she returned to her apartment it was boarded up and all her possessions were gone.

Ted Hesson @tedhesson.bsky.social · 8d

US Border Patrol raid sweeps in citizens, families as Chicago crackdown intensifies, w/ @reneehickman.bsky.social @kristinacooke.bsky.social www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

US Border Patrol raid sweeps in citizens, families as Chicago crackdown intensifies

U.S. Border Patrol agents deployed to Chicago led a late-night raid on an apartment building this week, rappelling from helicopters onto rooftops and breaking down doors in an operation authorities said targeted gang members but which swept up U.S. citizens and families.

www.reuters.com

Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social · 8d

I've had some really good ones but unfortunately they go first when layoffs start and they leave the field. Then only bad ones are around to do the job.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 8d

Federal agents are overtly abusing their power to try to intimidate advocates and elected officials. We need ICE out of Illinois immediately and justice for people like Ald. Jessie Fuentes who are defending their communities.
blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/03/f...

Federal Agents Handcuff Chicago Alderperson At Hospital ER

In another incident caught on video Friday, federal agents inside a car randomly threw tear gas into a Logan Square street while people — including a 2-year-old — were outside nearby.

blockclubchicago.org