Clara
@thatclarafied.bsky.social
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Screenwriter, comedian, certified yapper 🏳️‍🌈
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thatclarafied.bsky.social
If I was a dictator I would immediately force all landlords to reduce the rent by 50% and revoke drivers licenses from everybody who owns a Tesla. But that's why I would never be in the situation of becoming a dictator to begin with.
thatclarafied.bsky.social
Using imperfect tools in a way that serves the greater good is to me a better way to live than cowering in the comfort of moral purity. If you can't have this nuanced discussion don't bother replying. There is room for disagreement on this topic, but thus far that hasn't been permitted.
thatclarafied.bsky.social
At some point it is important to acknowledge adherence to the letter of your principle is a privilege. We are not in a lab, we are in real life. We would be more valuable by staying and countering the right's narratives and algorithmic dominance. Doing so is more in the SPIRIT of our principles.
thatclarafied.bsky.social
I think that allowing ourselves to be chased off every social media platform is actually not productive. The argument that it will destroy the platform thus far that hasn't been shown to be true. BUT the right has clearly gained more digital territory and our community's have been dispersed.
baddestmamajama.bsky.social
I understand and agree with the movement to get people off substack and Twitter. But also - it’s HARD to be responsible for the sins of everyone who owns stuff. It’s genuinely difficult to build a following, an income source, and then have to keep migrating because of things out of your control.
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themckenziest.gay
Israel just bombed a home and now there are 40 people under the rubble.

They’re demolishing Gaza as quickly as they can while delaying their “peace” negotiations
UPDATE | The Israeli cabinet meeting to ratify the ceasefire agreement did not convene, despite an hour having passed since the scheduled time.
Additionally, the government session to approve the agreement, scheduled for 5:00 pm, was postponed to 6:30 PM, then to 8:00 PM.
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makkkiiio.bsky.social
White boys aren’t the only ones consuming right wing red pill media, it’s a lot of black boys falling into the pipeline too and more parents should give a fuck about it
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qjurecic.bsky.social
he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
thatclarafied.bsky.social
Just saw motorcycle cops escorting three giant tour buses headed east on Beverly. Anyone know if that's like a sports team or federal agents?
thatclarafied.bsky.social
Crazy is a funny way to spell empathetic
thatclarafied.bsky.social
The way she cleared up any concerns about her health faster than the president of the United States.
yasharali.bsky.social
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
thatclarafied.bsky.social
I see a lot of Gen Z asking how millennials survived 2008 and/or the first Trump administration. Listen there is a reason so many millennials are sober now. The answer is substances. A lot of substances. I cannot in good conscience recommend millennial coping strategies.
thatclarafied.bsky.social
She had to be a hoe, because these premiums don't pay themselves.
kayjayteeem.bsky.social
whoever decided on tying health insurance to our employment: ya mom’s a hoe.
thatclarafied.bsky.social
The cause is Donald Trump. A judge who blocked his fascist bullshit doesn't have her home explode by coincidence.
nytimes.com
Authorities are investigating the cause of a fire that engulfed the home of Circuit Court Judge Diane Goodstein, in South Carolina. Three people, who had to be rescued by kayak, were injured. The cause of the fire is under investigation. nyti.ms/48j9GPY
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kyledcheney.bsky.social
A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A.

ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.

A judge has ordered his immediate release.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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kristinacooke.bsky.social
I spoke to a Venezuelan woman who was arrested in this raid and later released with her 4yo son. She said agents broke down their door, pointed guns at them and made sexualized remarks about Venezuelan women. When she returned to her apartment it was boarded up and all her possessions were gone.
thatclarafied.bsky.social
I've had some really good ones but unfortunately they go first when layoffs start and they leave the field. Then only bad ones are around to do the job.
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thatclarafied.bsky.social
Today three things turn 30: me, Ayo Edebiri, and The OJ verdict. All equally culturally significant of course.
thatclarafied.bsky.social
Having a milestone birthday and your first dictatorship in the same year feels rude but alas I am officially thirty, flirty, and surviving fascism
Jennifer, Garner in 13 going on 30 with a shocked expression on her face as she wears a sleeping mask on her forehead and a lace nighty which she is covering with her hands
thatclarafied.bsky.social
Apple can afford to eat tariff costs. They are cowards and are enabling a fascist dictator. I sincerely hope the ghost of Steve Jobs visits Tim Cook in his sleep and shows him the hellish future he has put into motion.
esqueer.net
This was done at the direction of Pam Bondi. The US government is now dictating what apps you can have on your phone.

The underlying threat here is if Apple didn't comply, they'd slap billions in tariffs on Apple products.
Alt text: Screenshot of a Fox News Digital article reporting that Apple removed the ICEBlock tracking app from its App Store after the Department of Justice raised safety concerns. The article states DOJ officials, under Attorney General Pam Bondi, asked Apple to take down the app, claiming it endangered law enforcement officers and shielded illegal immigrants. Bondi confirmed the removal in a statement, saying ICEBlock put ICE agents at risk and emphasized DOJ’s commitment to protecting federal officers.
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marisakabas.bsky.social
“They had a big, 15-inch chainsaw with round blade on it, cutting this fence down. We're under siege. We're being invaded by our own military."

The worst of what we feared when Trump’s spending bill gave ICE a blank check is happening.
ICE agents raid South Shore apartments; Trump says Chicago could become military training ground
ICE agents raided a South Shore apartment building overnight as the city braces for a possible military deployment.
abc7chicago.com
thatclarafied.bsky.social
Electronics. I tried to buy a surge protector this week and it was out of my budget.