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kyle marie (commissions open!)

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smutty artist/writer // 37 // aquarius + pisces cusp // trop defender, dead dove girlie // deny, defend, depose

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · May 12

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 9h

He’s a good pop

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 14h

Little bit. Just a fuzzy mouth and itchiness so I’ll be fine

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 14h

Me, blabbing about stuff I think is normal:
My therapist: hmmm let me read you the definition of codependency
Me: 😔

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 14h

So much bedtime reading to do!!!

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Nyx The Bat @nyxthebat.vtubers.social · 2d

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 4d

The “Bush being informed about 9/11” meme has been defeated.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4d

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 14h

Me, chomping down on trail mix: huh mouth feels weird—ahh fuck is that an almond?!

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 14h

This reads like a guy hitting on a woman and then getting rejected for sex

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 14h

Omg omg omg omg

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 16h

Meeeeee tooooo

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t think the writers of 911 have ever listened to a 911 call

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 17h

So fun hearing Erika Iishi in commercials. I’ll take all my commercials as ads for ghosts so I can just listen lol

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 19h

One of my stickers on my laptop is a quote from d20’s never after, with little red riding hood, saying of the big bad wolf: I met death and death wanted me to live.

Emily’s ability to say such poetic things while playing such chaos and thereby creating my newest mantra is unparalleled

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 22h

I’m trying to remember what movie I saw in theaters as a kid to age myself but per usual, my brain has blocked everything before 11 because it was good and I’m only allowed to remember the trauma!

I think it was Aladdin though.

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 1d

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 22h

I fell asleep while reading at one am and now I’m rushing back!!

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

I cannot wait to see what happens.

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

Idk they said they invented hummus too like a year ago

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

I am awake, cat in lap, sweatshirt on and ready to start the day of nonstop king of the hill, sims building and art

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

They learn the wrong things. Racists assholes >.<

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

I need to break out the hoodies

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

Almost like….ethno state bad.

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

Idk what the trend of Israel claiming to have invented decidedly NOT Israeli food is meant to accomplish but it sure does make me angry!!! Like no, a place founded in 1948 didn’t suddenly think up falafel and shawarma and pizza and a full English breakfasts :|

They might have adapted foods but grr

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

THATS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!! A’JA WHERE ARE THE GAMECOCK COLORWAYS BABY

NPR @npr.org · 1d

The Las Vegas Aces — once again — were an offensive force in the WNBA Finals, finishing off a four-game sweep of the Phoenix Mercury with a 97-86 victory. n.pr/48qhzmJ

A'ja Wilson scores 31 to lead the Aces to a third WNBA championship in 4 seasons

The Las Vegas Aces — once again — were an offensive force in the WNBA Finals, finishing off a four-game sweep of the Phoenix Mercury with a 97-86 victory.

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes. Classic Jewish food. With shrimp and pork :|

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