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They/Them Mates from a timeline arguably far better than this one. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheComelyLads Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/thecomelylads Merch: https://streamlabs.com/thecomelylads/merch The answer is: >10 g

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The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · Aug 24

If you weren't able to make it to the last Ookie Cookie/Soggy Biscuit World Championships, we got you covered! This piece of memorabilia will transport you to those hallowed stalls once again, the smell of chlorine hanging blissfully in the morning air...

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Actionable

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 17h

"Listen... I don't wanna yuck nobody's yum or nothing, but pudding on the Ritz? That's some diabolical shit to do to a buttery cracker."

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 20h

"Make sure the pedophiles know we aren't gonna be too angry with them when we catch them" is one hell of a hill for you to die on, but you do you.

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 1d

Love em!

This is my personal favorite Hangman version.

A picture of the Hangman Adam Page/Kenny Omega 10-Piece Tag Team Pack from the Unrivaled Collection of AEW action figures, complete with interchangeable hands, drinking utensils and tag team championship belts.

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whyitmatters.bsky.social @whyitmatters.bsky.social · 1d

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Diane Keaton, Oscar-winning actress, dies at 79, according to reports

Oscar Award-winning actress Diane Keaton has died, according to reports. She was 79 years old.

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The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 1d

I'm gonna a try to stay positive today, but I did that Hot Ones Popeyes Chicken challenge yesterday and my body today is like WTFFFFFF?!

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 1d

Moar liek Jared Leavo my franchises alone, amirite?

JCP⭐Designs 👺 @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 1d

A Tron film is never going to light up the box office because it's always been a cult thing, but Jared Leto is definitely box office poison, on top of being a weird freak.

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 1d

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 2d

Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.

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The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

If your playbook is "make excuses for not being able to govern properly", you aren't a political party.

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

And get this: they would have wanted clean air and for people to live long, happy lives! Could you imagine?!

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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 2d

The "I've said too much" panic is palpable‼️

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The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

When there's no more room in hell, Darby and Mox will eventually fuck.

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

Don't you for one second believe this isn't leading to an eventual Hug It Out moment.

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

Don't you for one second believe this isn't leading to an eventual Hug It Out moment.

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

Cause theeeeeere is alwaaaaays a wroooong to your riiiiight...

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO

Anthony Kiedis and the joke is that he resembles “The Master” from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: the Hands of Fate

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David Bixenspan @davidbix.bsky.social · 2d

If it turns out he correctly pegged the problem with the new Nielsen methodology affecting pro wrestling shows, and that seems decently likely, @andy.wrestlejoy.com deserves to take every possible victory lap for nailing it before those who cover ratings day to day came even close to getting there.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

The No Kings protests have been some of the most peaceful and well attended political assemblies in American history. In fact, MAGA has mocked them as a bunch of boomer grandmothers. Now they are apparently terrorists. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."

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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 2d

This nation STARTED as a protest against an authoritarian government.

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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 2d

They’re now publicly threatening a military crackdown of the No Kings protest.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."

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davidrlurie @davidrlurie.bsky.social · 2d

Republicans are desperate to manufacture violence in America, to justify an onslaught of violent repression against Americans.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."

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The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

So, America... can we get these people put of office yet, orrrrrr...

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

Umm... let's not.

The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 2d

"Despite calls FROM WEIRDOS..." #FTFY

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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 3d

🚨 She fights back. ✊🏼

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The Comely Lads @thecomelylads.bsky.social · 3d

No Context #Peacemaker

a man wearing a cowboy hat and glasses is standing in front of a sign that says triple b triple b triple b

ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat and glasses is standing in front of a sign that says triple b triple b triple b

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