the dragon fortress
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Mostly Toys from the Neon 90s. GI Joe, Lego, Gundam, Transformers, The Corps!, ExoSquad, TMNT, Star Trek, etc. Some opinions on music and sports. he/him
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I go to Portland 3 times per year and the only wars are the pricing at the vintage toy stores or “who is going to piss their pants at Plaid Pantry”
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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darkonius-mavakar.itch.io
Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:
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thedragonfortress.bsky.social
Yep! But why pay competent creatives when you can use a "free" completely incompetent LLM that's prone to hallucination?
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I like using that little battle gear helicopter for Interrogator and Heli-Viper, too. It's goofy but 100% less goofy than the actual Battle Copters.
thedragonfortress.bsky.social
Super7, I beg you to at least hire a copy editor for what the plagiarism machine writes for you
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Got the new wave of Joes and Universal Minsters in the mail from Super7 today. Finally. If I were a MOC collector (as I assume most ReAction/+ collectors are) I would be pretty unhappy. Very bad shipping job lol
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dumbmike.bsky.social
BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
thedragonfortress.bsky.social
lil bday haul. Duke was $6.29! I guess it was my destiny to find him since I got the Tiger Fish beforehand.
Photo of some toys. GI Joe Downtown, Super Trooper, Tiger Force Duke, and the Tiger Fish. A knockoff set of Lego space accessories. Two little Lego Animal Crossing sets. A little wind up glow in the dark eyeball.
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Tied with Ratchet for my favorite G1 Autobot car.
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inherentcharlie.bsky.social
Last night at the Ray Harryhausen exhibit opening reception: