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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio

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Pipe cleaner horror artist www.fiendweavers.com Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChenilleMacabre Custom work: DM me #AMPUTHEATRE The World's Goriest Board Game! www.patreon.com/amputheatre #pipecleanerart #darkart He/him 🚫AI 🚫MAGA Charlie Kirk sucked!

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · Nov 7

Hail, new Bluesky followers! I'm a pipe cleaner horror artist! I build custom figures, creatures from folklore and pop culture, and my own creations- such as SLASHERS for my horror tabletop fighting game #AMPUTHEATRE!

Meet the Slashers in this thread! Free DLC on Patreon!

#darkart #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of The Beholster from the video game ENTER THE GUNGEON. It is a red floating eye with a toothy drooling mouth and six tentacles, each holding a different gun.

A pipe cleaner figure I built of Thrush, a playable character in my tabletop fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Thrush is a giant marsupial rat with mangy gray fur, a bald head, dark blue eyes, and fangs dripping with blood. She stands on her hind legs and a baby rat snarls from her pouch. Thrush's head and arms are removable for AMPUTHEATRE combat, and she can eat the baby for health if necessary.

A shot of AMPUTHEATRE- The World's Goriest Board Game's gameplay. Crucifiend roars at Quacksalver who readies a pole saw, while Crossface squirms from a severed arm. Ankhmotep the mummy shambles his way towards a hedge trimmer. Gnash looks on.

The cover of the hard back rule book to AMPUTHEATRE: The World's Goriest Board Game. Copy this link in your browser to purchase: https://www.lulu.com/shop/gil-merritt-and-gil-merritt-and-chris-pallace-and-kevin-serwacki/amputheatre-the-worlds-goriest-board-game-rule-book/hardcover/product-4g7e5q.html?page=1&pageSize=4

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 7h

Thank you, Dan!

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you so much! I appreciate that!

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 11h

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#darkart #pipecleanerart 🕷️🤘👾

A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Roper from Dungeons and Dragons. The Roper is a somewhat amorphous brown-yellow monster with six tentacles, a single eye, and a huge mouth. This figure has the mouth at the base of its trunk, surrounded by four tentacles, while its angry blue eye and two longer tentacles crane from a neck. It measures 3" (7.62 cm) high.

A pipe cleaner figure I built of The Babadook from the movie of the same name. He wears a tall hat and a black to gray coat. He stares open-mouthed at the camera with open hands and long black fingers. He stands 3" (7.62 cm) high.

A pipe cleaner figure I built of the Cacodemon from the video game DOOM. The Cacodemon is a red and pink floating spherical monster with a single green eye, a heavily fanged mouth, and sharp horns. Flesh dribbles and hangs underneath it in strands and loops. It stands 3" (7.62 cm) high.

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you so much! He was a blast to build. When I saw Cassidy dive out of the ropes with his hands in his pockets, I thought "Man, the decision to make him in the AMPUTHEATRE build was dead on because I *H A V E* to replicate that Sloth Style" 😄

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 11h

ORANGE CASSIDY (AEW)
Pipe cleaner figure
Custom commission. I built him an extra pair of "pocketed" arms to enter Sloth Style

Includes fabric, paint, and super magnets. His head and arms come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat- against Thrush! Stands 3" (7.62 cm) high.

#pipecleanerart #aew #orangecassidy

A pipe cleaner figure I built of professional wrestler Orange Cassidy from AEW. Orange Cassidy has blonde hair and mustache, a brown beard, sunglasses, and a white shirt with his photo on it. He wears torn blue jeans and gives a half thumbs up. He stands approximately 3" (7.62 cm) high.

Pipe cleaner figures I built of professional wrestler Orange Cassidy from AEW and Thrush, the giant rat matriarch from my tabletop splatter fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Hands in pockets, Orange Cassidy unleashes his patented Kicks of Doom upon the giant bipedal diseased rat.

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 11h

I really liked STARRY EYES! An underrated gem.

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

The only way this would be more embarrassing for this withered chew stick is if he ever recorded a song about how much he hates being told what to do or how to live his oh, look at that

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

KID ROCK: Okay kids, listen up: this is how you are supposed to live

The single art for Kid Rock's "Don't Tell Me How To Live" featuring Monster Truck. Shows the Statue of Liberty wearing a medical mask

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

KID ROCK: Okay kids, listen up: this is how you are supposed to live

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

No, "stupid" is rhyming the word "things" with "things" and spraying an assault rifle at cans of Bud Light because you didn't like their spokesperson

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

BUT AN AIRBASE ON MY USA'S SOIL IS HUNKY DORY!!

Sticker on the back of a trailer truck reading "MY USA Supports Our Troops Whenever We Go... [U.S. flag] No Aid or Comfort To The Enemy NO WAY!"

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

i WoRrY aBoUt hOw tRaNs sOLdiErS MiGhT aFfEcT tHe eSpRiT d'CoRpS oF oUr bRaVe mEn aNd wOmEn aS tHeY wAiT iN LiNe fOr cAnS oF oFf-bRaNd sPaGhEtTiO's

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, check out how President Bone Spurs sUpPoRtS tHe tRoOps

Brian Cardone @cardonebrian.bsky.social · 1d

This is so fucked up‼️Military families are having to go to food banks because #TrumpShutUSDown We bailed out Argentina to the tune of $20 billion and Qatar is getting a Air Force base in Idaho, but our military personnel have to resort to this. Republicans can’t govern‼️

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks! Glad to hear that! I do enjoy it here!

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

...Stop me if you've heard this one: a bunch of Riyadh Comedy Festival comedians walk into a human rights organization. The comedians ask the samaritan "Why the long face?"

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 2d

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

www.vulture.com

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome back!

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

As if she'll read them.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

I love puppies because they are aloof and reserved creatures who never become enthused about anything.

Journalism is when you prepare butter in a barrel with a pole; y'know, "journing" it.

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

I've always felt that HALLOWEEN ENDS and KILLS should have switched places in the trilogy. Introducing Corey in the last movie in the series? Dumb.

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Well well well... your mad orange god wants a Peace Prize, and WE want the Epstein Files; looks like we're at an impasse, Buddy

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

I am giving myself the Nobel Peace Prize for not jamming a broken bottle into the jugular of anyone spelling my first name with two "L"s.

calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 1d

I am giving myself the Nobel Peace Prize for not flipping out on people standing in the middle of the escalator blocking me.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

"aMeRiCa ShOuLd bE rUn LiKe a BuSiNeSs"

Lisa Gerrish 💙 @gerrishlisa.bsky.social · 1d

Dump has NY AG indicted on phony charge. “This is nothing more than a continuation of the president's desperate weaponization of our justice system," said James following the indictment. "He is forcing law enforcement agencies to do his bidding, all because I did my job.”
www.aol.com/articles/tru...

Trump settles old scores with James Comey, others on his hit list. Who's next?

Since returning to office, President Donald Trump has been pursuing adversaries with legal action.

www.aol.com

The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie LOVED horses, Kim- marinated in butter, cooked on a spit

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀

"WALKING IN THE SPIDERWEBS"
PERP: D'Vorah
GAME: Mortal Kombat 11 (2019)
CW: dubious insect biology

Grats to Maria Corina Machado on winning the Nobel Peace Prize! Let us celebrate with a Sylvester Stallone pinata! How about it, Donald? ...Donald?

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The Gil-Monster CURSED AND CRAFTED! Oct. 25th, Hinterland Studio @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

So glad you like it!

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING

New York Attorney General Letitia James has issued her first statement in the aftermath of being indicted by President Trump’s DOJ.

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