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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · Nov 7

Hail, new Bluesky followers! I'm a pipe cleaner horror artist! I build custom figures, creatures from folklore and pop culture, and my own creations- such as SLASHERS for my horror tabletop fighting game #AMPUTHEATRE!

Meet the Slashers in this thread! Free DLC on Patreon!

#darkart #pipecleanerart

A pipe cleaner figure I built of The Beholster from the video game ENTER THE GUNGEON. It is a red floating eye with a toothy drooling mouth and six tentacles, each holding a different gun.

A pipe cleaner figure I built of Thrush, a playable character in my tabletop fighting game AMPUTHEATRE. Thrush is a giant marsupial rat with mangy gray fur, a bald head, dark blue eyes, and fangs dripping with blood. She stands on her hind legs and a baby rat snarls from her pouch. Thrush's head and arms are removable for AMPUTHEATRE combat, and she can eat the baby for health if necessary.

A shot of AMPUTHEATRE- The World's Goriest Board Game's gameplay. Crucifiend roars at Quacksalver who readies a pole saw, while Crossface squirms from a severed arm. Ankhmotep the mummy shambles his way towards a hedge trimmer. Gnash looks on.

The cover of the hard back rule book to AMPUTHEATRE: The World's Goriest Board Game. Copy this link in your browser to purchase: https://www.lulu.com/shop/gil-merritt-and-gil-merritt-and-chris-pallace-and-kevin-serwacki/amputheatre-the-worlds-goriest-board-game-rule-book/hardcover/product-4g7e5q.html?page=1&pageSize=4

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 16h

The only way this would be more embarrassing for this withered chew stick is if he ever recorded a song about how much he hates being told what to do or how to live his oh, look at that

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 16h

KID ROCK: Okay kids, listen up: this is how you are supposed to live

The single art for Kid Rock's "Don't Tell Me How To Live" featuring Monster Truck. Shows the Statue of Liberty wearing a medical mask

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 16h

KID ROCK: Okay kids, listen up: this is how you are supposed to live

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 16h

No, "stupid" is rhyming the word "things" with "things" and spraying an assault rifle at cans of Bud Light because you didn't like their spokesperson

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 22h

BUT AN AIRBASE ON MY USA'S SOIL IS HUNKY DORY!!

Sticker on the back of a trailer truck reading "MY USA Supports Our Troops Whenever We Go... [U.S. flag] No Aid or Comfort To The Enemy NO WAY!"

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 22h

i WoRrY aBoUt hOw tRaNs sOLdiErS MiGhT aFfEcT tHe eSpRiT d'CoRpS oF oUr bRaVe mEn aNd wOmEn aS tHeY wAiT iN LiNe fOr cAnS oF oFf-bRaNd sPaGhEtTiO's

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 22h

Hey, check out how President Bone Spurs sUpPoRtS tHe tRoOps

Brian Cardone @cardonebrian.bsky.social · 23h

This is so fucked up‼️Military families are having to go to food banks because #TrumpShutUSDown We bailed out Argentina to the tune of $20 billion and Qatar is getting a Air Force base in Idaho, but our military personnel have to resort to this. Republicans can’t govern‼️

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks! Glad to hear that! I do enjoy it here!

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

...Stop me if you've heard this one: a bunch of Riyadh Comedy Festival comedians walk into a human rights organization. The comedians ask the samaritan "Why the long face?"

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome back!

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

As if she'll read them.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

I love puppies because they are aloof and reserved creatures who never become enthused about anything.

Journalism is when you prepare butter in a barrel with a pole; y'know, "journing" it.

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

I've always felt that HALLOWEEN ENDS and KILLS should have switched places in the trilogy. Introducing Corey in the last movie in the series? Dumb.

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Well well well... your mad orange god wants a Peace Prize, and WE want the Epstein Files; looks like we're at an impasse, Buddy

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

I am giving myself the Nobel Peace Prize for not jamming a broken bottle into the jugular of anyone spelling my first name with two "L"s.

calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 1d

I am giving myself the Nobel Peace Prize for not flipping out on people standing in the middle of the escalator blocking me.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

"aMeRiCa ShOuLd bE rUn LiKe a BuSiNeSs"

Lisa Gerrish 💙 @gerrishlisa.bsky.social · 1d

Dump has NY AG indicted on phony charge. “This is nothing more than a continuation of the president's desperate weaponization of our justice system," said James following the indictment. "He is forcing law enforcement agencies to do his bidding, all because I did my job.”
www.aol.com/articles/tru...

Trump settles old scores with James Comey, others on his hit list. Who's next?

Since returning to office, President Donald Trump has been pursuing adversaries with legal action.

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie LOVED horses, Kim- marinated in butter, cooked on a spit

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀

"WALKING IN THE SPIDERWEBS"
PERP: D'Vorah
GAME: Mortal Kombat 11 (2019)
CW: dubious insect biology

Grats to Maria Corina Machado on winning the Nobel Peace Prize! Let us celebrate with a Sylvester Stallone pinata! How about it, Donald? ...Donald?

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

So glad you like it!

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING

New York Attorney General Letitia James has issued her first statement in the aftermath of being indicted by President Trump’s DOJ.

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 1d

Remember "Rodent" from @stinasdemons.com? It's framed and on our wall! Thanks again, Stina!

#darkart

A black-and-white pencil illustration of a ghostly rabbit in a field

"Rodent" float mounted with a 4" black mat and frame

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 2d

So long, Spectral Dolce (which employed those on the spectrum).
So long, Living Dead Museum.
So long, DAWN OF THE DEAD landmark.
So long, Living Dead Weekend convention.
And fuck you forever, Wal-Mart.

Monroeville Mall demolition proposed | What is the plan to replace it?

YouTube video by WTAE-TV Pittsburgh

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 2d

Uh-huh, sure; circumtism the tylenaut- how about those EPSTEIN FILES, squirrel-eater?

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 2d

"If you can avoid it...!"

NO, STEPHANIE! DON'T GIVE BIRTH IN THE TYLENOL BARREL!

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The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 2d

All hail David Simon.

The Gil-Monster ROC QUEER ARTS FESTIVAL! Oct. 11, Village Gate @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 2d

"Hi. I'm Sec'y of Health. A person's capacity for social interaction is stored in the foreskin. This is why there are no autistic women. Attention spans sputter out like air from a balloon after a circumcision, and shaking Tylenol on the wound worsens the effect. My brain worm ran a similar study."

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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