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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~

@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social

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|⚧| 24 years old (in human years) prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance. banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · Dec 12

I only type in lowercase so people know I'm pleasant and soft spoken.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.

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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 46m

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 48m

for all of us.

The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 49m

isn't that the emperor of japan?

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 2h

Them: You have great cheekbones

Me: I have no wisdom teeth and I don’t suck cock

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 1h

you can't

The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 2h

they're called vermonters???
I always thought the correct term was vermin.

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 3h

the germans actually developed the nuclear bomb before the US during world war 2, they just never got a chance to use it because they weren't at war with japan

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 2h

transnationalism? yeah, I do think we deserver our owns state.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 2h

honestly impressive training on those dogs, she's clearly good at this

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 3h

I want one about that titanic incident where it imploded, pretty please.

The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 3h

I'm not addicted to caffeine btw. I just feel like shit when I don't have any of it in my system

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 3h

guys can I be out in public like this or are they going to throw tomatoes at me???

The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 3h

forgot to put on primer today, fuck my stupid baka life, there just always has to be something.

The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 6h

I mean, thinking back to that one willy wonka event they had chatgpt write the script for, I gotta admit, adding a guy called the unknown would greatly improve a lot of media.