she knows every word to the record “mantra” by shelter

co-written by agnetha but she was so humble about it she didn’t even want a songwriting credit

what is the greatest song of all time and why is it by ABBA?

if a longer runtime actually benefits the art, great! but stranger things is not jeanne dielman, and that’s okay.

because they’ve been inundated with junk that is stretched out to its maximum possible length (pretty sure we have the mcu to blame for this) and dumb asshole execs who think the way we put butts in seats is by padding everything out. in reality, people just want something GOOD.

okay but tv/movie like stranger things do not need lengthy run times. it’s junk food. it might be fun junk, it might be good junk, but it’s junk! i love a long film… the flash (2023) didn’t need to be two hours and twenty minutes long. and i think that is why people think they hate long runtimes…

I'm at the best of times. I'm at the worst of times. I'm at the combination best of times and worst of times

A tale of two ponies
🐴💖🖤💖🐴

I’m usually a good obedient subby pony, but I can take the reigns every once in a blue moon. I mean I’m not called the Beautiful STALLION Woman for nothing 🐴

Don’t tell me to touch grass, bitch I’m a horse. I EAT grass! Get on my level you fucking poser.

Also can I have some apples? I really like apples, cause like I said, am honse🐴🍎🐴

texting the plug “you’ve changed”

my framing of this has been “if you are spending any sort of significant amount of time and energy thinking about what other people’s genitals are, that is weird, disturbing, freakish behavior.”

what if it was glocktober instead and u had to keep a gun locked to ur penis the whole month

omg she is just like me fr

bluesky? more like boosky 👻 lmao right? because it’s october

sorry for being so totally epic and randomsauce 🤪

like we can just let the straights have this one

queer people being invested in taylor swift is like converting to straight culture

this is very the House of Wills coded

extremely @ponygal.bsky.social coded behavior right here

and i love to help you run into less things ☺️

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texting the plug and asking if they ever think about me