JV aka the House of Wills
@thehouseofwills.bsky.social
music criminal. cleveland’s enfant terrible. a gorgeous transsexual. she/her.
thehouseofwills.bandcamp.com
thehouseofwills.bandcamp.com
this is how i fuck and saturday night slam masters is what people call @ponygal.bsky.social and i
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
this is how i fuck and saturday night slam masters is what people call @ponygal.bsky.social and i
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
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Blasting thick copes
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Blasting thick copes
deeply gratifying to know that i have significantly better taste in film than quentin tarantino
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
deeply gratifying to know that i have significantly better taste in film than quentin tarantino
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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let the soft animal of your body grab that police officers gun
November 12, 2024 at 3:55 AM
let the soft animal of your body grab that police officers gun
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
some dildo who “makes” ai generated garbage they pretend is “art” started following me and liking my posts because of this so; just to be clear, i think chatgpt and ai and all that stuff is for complete fucking losers who should stay far the fuck away from me.
okay now i think chatgpt is cool
You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
some dildo who “makes” ai generated garbage they pretend is “art” started following me and liking my posts because of this so; just to be clear, i think chatgpt and ai and all that stuff is for complete fucking losers who should stay far the fuck away from me.
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i just want to be nice. and a couple hundred dollars
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i just want to be nice. and a couple hundred dollars
okay now i think chatgpt is cool
You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
okay now i think chatgpt is cool
i bet someone at thanksgiving dinner somewhere today said “turkey jockey!!” like chicken jockey from minecraft the movie in theaters starring jack blck but like turkey instead because it’s thanksgiving innit
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i bet someone at thanksgiving dinner somewhere today said “turkey jockey!!” like chicken jockey from minecraft the movie in theaters starring jack blck but like turkey instead because it’s thanksgiving innit
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I’m more of an apples pony girly my self, but same vibes 🐴💖🍎
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m more of an apples pony girly my self, but same vibes 🐴💖🍎
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Damn jimmy fallon shreds he should wear a leather jacket and have long oily hair all the time
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Damn jimmy fallon shreds he should wear a leather jacket and have long oily hair all the time
thank you mr worldwide fifteen years ago
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
thank you mr worldwide fifteen years ago
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When god closes a door he fires a shotgun through it point blank
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When god closes a door he fires a shotgun through it point blank
when they examine my remains after a lifetime of hardcore shows
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
when they examine my remains after a lifetime of hardcore shows
“Benito’s earlier work; a distinctly different tone than that of the grand buffoon marching his worms through Rome. What can we infer from such crossings of the floor? I’m not sure it really matters anymore.”
Propagandhi - "Benito's Earlier Work" (Full Album Stream)
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“Benito’s earlier work; a distinctly different tone than that of the grand buffoon marching his worms through Rome. What can we infer from such crossings of the floor? I’m not sure it really matters anymore.”
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EMINEM: shenis, hyenis, go suck em on my penis
FIFTEEN YEAR OLD BOY: greatest rapper alive . I am going to say a racial slur
FIFTEEN YEAR OLD BOY: greatest rapper alive . I am going to say a racial slur
March 6, 2024 at 9:39 AM
EMINEM: shenis, hyenis, go suck em on my penis
FIFTEEN YEAR OLD BOY: greatest rapper alive . I am going to say a racial slur
FIFTEEN YEAR OLD BOY: greatest rapper alive . I am going to say a racial slur
oh hell yeah thank fucking god
The moral arc of the universe is well worth the wait
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
oh hell yeah thank fucking god
i used to spend so much time trying to be profound in the lyrics i was writing. now my aim is to write lyrics as good as J Mascis on in a jar saying “you know i’m young and stuff, babe, don’t blow it”
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i used to spend so much time trying to be profound in the lyrics i was writing. now my aim is to write lyrics as good as J Mascis on in a jar saying “you know i’m young and stuff, babe, don’t blow it”
just referred to CBT as “cock and ball therapy” and wasn’t trying to be funny
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
just referred to CBT as “cock and ball therapy” and wasn’t trying to be funny
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Also Ted Cruz absolutely shot that one charlie Kurt guy or whatever but like anyone with a half functioning brain stem knows that.
What most folks don’t know is Ted Cruz wrote the song “Bad Day” in 2005
Daniel Powter doesn’t exist, that’s obvi a pseudonym for JD Vance AKA Ted Cruise
What most folks don’t know is Ted Cruz wrote the song “Bad Day” in 2005
Daniel Powter doesn’t exist, that’s obvi a pseudonym for JD Vance AKA Ted Cruise
omg everyone knows Ted Cruz shot JFK, like how does anyone have any doubt about? I think he even tweeted about it, but I may be getting that confused with the time he confessed to being the zodiac killer idk
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Also Ted Cruz absolutely shot that one charlie Kurt guy or whatever but like anyone with a half functioning brain stem knows that.
What most folks don’t know is Ted Cruz wrote the song “Bad Day” in 2005
Daniel Powter doesn’t exist, that’s obvi a pseudonym for JD Vance AKA Ted Cruise
What most folks don’t know is Ted Cruz wrote the song “Bad Day” in 2005
Daniel Powter doesn’t exist, that’s obvi a pseudonym for JD Vance AKA Ted Cruise
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omg everyone knows Ted Cruz shot JFK, like how does anyone have any doubt about? I think he even tweeted about it, but I may be getting that confused with the time he confessed to being the zodiac killer idk
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
omg everyone knows Ted Cruz shot JFK, like how does anyone have any doubt about? I think he even tweeted about it, but I may be getting that confused with the time he confessed to being the zodiac killer idk
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
The important thing is I NEED a reproduction of Jackie’s dress cause I’d look cunt AF fr fr
just thinking about how somewhere out there is a person who at one point in time did rails off a earthlink free 1000 hours of internet cd-rom
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
just thinking about how somewhere out there is a person who at one point in time did rails off a earthlink free 1000 hours of internet cd-rom