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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 10m

“without your wife” is the cherry on top

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14h

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

Michael Rapaport tweets: "How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰
This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem.
Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”?"

There are two photos of Zohran Mamdani and his wife eating at a restaurant.

Michael Rapaport eating outside of a restaurant. There are some white canopy umbrellas around him and a tree in the background. Also the ocean and some fence.

Two photos. The first shows the outside of Nobu in Malibu. The second shows the area where Michael sat. There is the same tree, ocean, white canopy umbrellas, and fence.

The menu for Nobu in Malibu shows prices around $60. The menu for Omen Sushi in NYC shows prices around $35.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 46m

I wasn’t a fan of this particular variety but there are a couple more in the pack I want to try.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 3h

It has a pleasingly murky scent, about what you’d think something from R’yleh would smell like.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 3h

About to have my first cup of pu’erh tea. I bought some resin tablets to sample.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 3h

I’m glad to see her and Latin Freestyle in general having a moment. She was all over the pop/r&b/hip-hop stations when I was kid.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 4h

Coppola’s Dracula, man. The 90’s were a high point for regular, big studio blockbuster movies being horny.

Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 4h

farfalle don’t cook evenly, they suck
not a big penne guy either

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 6h

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 17h

There are lots of shops that will cover up nazi ink for free or a big discount!

Jessica Huseman @jessicahuseman.bsky.social · 19h

It really feels like every day you get out of bed with a nazi tattoo and don't make an appointment to get it covered up or removed you are making a new decision

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 22h

probably a blocklist

Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 23h

Has anyone done the “it’s not a totenkopf tattoo he’s just a Death in June fan!” thing yet because that would be a funny can of worms to open.

Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 23h

He’s an NYT Op Ed writer (the only good one) and public intellectual who is popular here because he was an early adopter and makes interesting posts on a variety of subjects. Like most problems dudes have it can be traced back to “don’t be shitty, wash your ass.”

Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

FYI the most problematic tattoo I have is a crossed arrows thing that looks like the logo for a millennial farm-to-table gastropub. (manic episode + wanted to be kinda silly that afternoon)

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

It’s funny how many mainstream libs (like the pod save guy) come over here, choose some incredibly stupid and easily avoided hill to die on, them blame “the left” and claim Jamelle Bouie is some kind of sinister bluesky ring leader.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

I’m curious about Mormonism. Was Joseph Smith an excavator, because there’s no other way for him to get at those golden tablets.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

It really isn’t! Just assume everyone could use a little kindness in your interactions with them and respectfully don’t ask any uninvited questions.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

(For context, I was a sensitive young man in rural West Texas who was interested in what little art and books and theater I could get my hands on, which led to much kinda bad faith speculation in my extended family about my personal life that was really no ones business to begin with.)

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

The looks I gave strangers asking if our baby was a boy or a girl…It depends on why you need to know that to say what you want to say. Are you going to tell me how sexy they’ll be when they’re older because that’s kinda fucked up considering how common it is.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a dad to a kid first and foremost. Their identity is theirs to forge, I’m here to provide the tools for them to work it out in a safe, compassionate space. We’re just having fun figuring all this stuff out together as we go. People are entirely too weird about kids genders.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

A lot of Girl Dad discourse is so bad and dumb. I’m not losing any part of myself or sacrificing anything by having a daughter. Doing “girlie” things with her doesn’t carry any humiliation or require any special understanding. If I had a son and he wanted to paint my nails I’d happily let him!

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think your dog ever watches you pee in the toilet and thinks “Ok, I get it, I get it, it’s YOURS.”

Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 1d

stg a prerequisite for being anybody in the Trump GOP is an encyclopedic memory for racial slurs going back to the 1840’s. These motherfuckers know insults Butcher Bill would have blushed at.

Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 2d

One small deviation from the Streets of Fire timeline.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 2d

(standing around with my pants down waiting for a golf ball to knock over a teapot so I can get off)

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 2d

I had a lot of fun with my Dad when he went through that phase. We planted so many trees and shrubs, many of which grew beautifully.

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Seth Wilson (Spooky Edition) @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 2d

Coppola’s Dracula rules. i love it.

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